# The evil thread **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 14, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937 "2002-07-14T18:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dark\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dark\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/1 "2002-07-14T18:48:00Z")
What’s the evillest thing you’ve ever done? Once, I tore off that tag on a mattress the says not to! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/2 "2002-07-14T18:55:32Z")
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/3 "2002-07-14T19:11:31Z")
I spent yesterday tripping nuns and then kicking them when they were down. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/4 "2002-07-14T19:15:23Z")
I slapped my cat on the nose for barfing up hair weiners on my Monopoly board. [sub]Does it count as evil if I scooped her up afterwards and kissed her in apology two or three hundred times…? Possibly not.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nevermind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Nevermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nevermind)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/5 "2002-07-14T19:29:46Z")
When I was in college, I pee-peed on my roomates tooth brush. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_Hat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f0a364/32.png) [@Bad\_Hat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_Hat)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/6 "2002-07-14T19:48:12Z")
set up a fake email address similar to that of my (then) GFs best friend, cuz i knew she was cheating on me but needed proof. She came clean to her “friend” about the whole thing in graphic detail I guess I got the proof, but i’m still not terribly proud of it. good riddance CJ ---
**Author:** ![p\_cific\_812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@p\_cific\_812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/p_cific_812)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/7 "2002-07-14T19:59:27Z")
I left the seat up. ---
**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/8 "2002-07-14T20:03:52Z")
I didn’t mean to burn that building down, it was only a test fire. egg ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/9 "2002-07-14T21:56:05Z")
When someone knocks on the door, I lock the deadbolt then say “Come on in.” When they try, I laugh, then unlock the deadbolt and lock the other lock, then repeat until they eventually break down and cry. Then I steal their lunch money and kick them when they’re down. I also start off sentences with something along the line of “Oh, you’ll never guess what…oh, never mind, you don’t want to know,” and then never tell what I was going to talk about. That’s evil. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/10 "2002-07-14T22:06:06Z")
You know why hitch-hiking is considered too dangerous these days? My fault. ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/11 "2002-07-14T22:40:41Z")
I met with Death in his country, With his scythe and his hollow eye, Walking the roads of Belgium. I looked and he passed me by ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/12 "2002-07-14T23:06:50Z")
ALL THE WORLD **TREMBLED** BEFORE THE POWER OF MY _ **HYPER-DEATH RAY** _! BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAaaa! ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/13 "2002-07-14T23:20:26Z")
Well, if computer games count, I’d be a combination of Mengele and Ghengis Khan in the realm of the Maxis “Sim” games. Ranchoth ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/14 "2002-07-14T23:35:09Z")
While not generally evil, one time me and an ex GF were fighting while driving around town doing errands. It was hot, and I was annoyed, so I told her that I thought the license plate had fallen off, and asked her to go take a quick look. Of course, as soon as she was at the back of the car I drove away. Oldest trick in the book. At the time I was thinking “sure you’re pissed now, but I bet in the future you’ll look back and laugh”. I don’t know about her, but it makes me giggle. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/15 "2002-07-15T01:01:53Z")
I… stole a pen. From a fellow student, when he wasn’t watching. _It was a nice pen and you would have done the same thing if you were in my shoes you poopoofaces!_ (breaks down and cries) I need a hug. ---
**Author:** ![Mofo\_Rising](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mofo\_Rising](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mofo_Rising)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/16 "2002-07-15T01:33:59Z")
Once I killed my brother by pouring poison in his ear. I then proceeded to marry his wife and claim the throne of Denmark, much to the consternation of my brother’s young son. I also stepped on my cousin’s head one time. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/17 "2002-07-15T02:37:07Z")
I once gave a man a bus ticket to Reno, just to see if he would get shot. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/18 "2002-07-15T02:56:40Z")
_I killed Kenny!_ ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/19 "2002-07-15T03:34:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kat \* > \*\*_I killed Kenny!_ \*\* **You bastard!** ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/20 "2002-07-15T05:07:19Z")
I lapdanced for Hitler. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937.md?page=2)