# The evil thread **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 14, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937 "2002-07-14T18:48:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Victory\_Candescence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Victory\_Candescence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victory_Candescence)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/21 "2002-07-15T05:09:03Z")
I restocked a Coke machine with… …Pepsi! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/22 "2002-07-15T05:29:12Z")
I switched the wrappers on all “red-orange” Crayola crayons with “orange-red” wrappers. The set was ruined. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![king\_of\_spain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@king\_of\_spain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/king_of_spain)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/23 "2002-07-15T14:45:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > \*\*ALL THE WORLD **TREMBLED** BEFORE THE POWER OF MY _ **HYPER-DEATH RAY** _! > > BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAaaa! \*\* “What’s the difference between a death ray and a hyper-death ray?” “Mooooooore Deeeeeaaaaaaaath.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/24 "2002-07-15T19:28:54Z")
I invented the Mullet! I came up with Toll Roads! I gave the world VANILLA ICE! ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/25 "2002-07-15T19:46:43Z")
::aims Hyper Death-Ray at **zoid** :: I’ll handle this, folks… ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/26 "2002-07-15T23:44:51Z")
I came up woth the unequal hot dog buns to hot dogs ratio, thus making myself the scourge of backyard bar-b-ques the world over. ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/27 "2002-07-15T23:48:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by WSLer \* > \*\*I came up woth the unequal hot dog buns to hot dogs ratio, thus making myself the scourge of backyard bar-b-ques the world over. \*\* I don’t suppose you have anything to do with making the buns longer than the dogs? Hmmmm? ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2002, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/28 "2002-07-16T00:19:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Soup\_du\_jour \* > \*\*I switched the wrappers on all “red-orange” Crayola crayons with “orange-red” wrappers. > > The set was ruined. 😉 \*\* My brother used to color the silver crayon with the black one. Drove my siblings nuts. Well, they were quite young at the time. ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/29 "2002-07-16T02:43:25Z")
I was the one who told Bill Gates, “Just keep track of the last two digits of the year. No one’s going to be using these computers in 2001.” ::shrugs:: Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2002, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937/30 "2002-07-16T04:13:24Z")
Whenever somebody writes something clever or funny on this board I’ll remember it and repeat it to my circle of friends and claim it as my own. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-evil-thread/118937.md?page=1)