The ex-Soviet Union

After “The Sunny Father”, “The engineer of Humanity”, the murderer of all kind of people, Josef Stalin, Nikita came to power.
Nikita, a stubborn stupid kolhosnik, as my Russian friend calls him, was put aside because he was just a disaster.
Then came Breshnev, who ruled the country with vodka and was probably brain-dead the last years of his time. The rest is a stream of the old guard that still was around and kicking.
Gorbatchov tried to change things, but he had not enough power, much good will, but begun also to oppose the usage of The Holy Vodka.

Jeltsin did not directly kill anyone, but killed tens or hundred of thousands of people putting them in an early grave = the pensioners that had built up the whole country, did not get their pensions. He betrayed his people beyond all belief.
His datcha (summer-house) in Karelia, has cost to build, according to western press, something between 300 - 500 milj. USD.
You can hardly imagine how much You can build for that kind of sum here in Russia.
It was forbidden to take photographs, but the western press wrote that the roofed swimming-pool was made according to the standards that the Olympic games can be held at his datcha!
Naturally he has a golf, tennis and whatever.
The richest guy in Russia, who looted all the former USSR pharmacy plants, is now building a exact copy of Versailles, outside Moscow.
If I remember right, Versailles has about 1.100 rooms and 1.600 statues in its gardens. Or vice versa.
(On the other hand this is quite a free country; I can really post this from Russia, and 101% sure my line is tapped, because we are only about 10 foreigners in this city of 350.000 inhabitants, and the FSB-house (former KGB) is big as a parliament in a
maller country. Nice white marble btw.)

I can understand that the US president has a place like Camp David, but the US government hardly gives a Camp David to every ex-president that wants to loot the Treasury or what ever You call it.

Let me clearly state, that I am very happy with Putin, the former spy in Finland and Germany. Btw. everyone knew he was a spy, when he was ‘active’ in Finland.
Putin is steering the Russian ship to welfare as hard as he can, but it is not so that he is not having an opposition.
How to get elected here, using the governmental TV etc., is a shady story, but Russia could not have found a better president. (And this I am not writing for the three-letter-guys).

So much about history.

Nowadays, here is a robber-capitalism where everyone “catch as catch can”.
The militzioneers are robbing tourists, there is no business-moral to speak about, almost everyone takes bribes.
Many authorities are very rich because of their influence and power.
If You need more electricity for Your plant, You usually need to bribe someone to get it the same year or so.
The same thing with telephone-lines etc. etc.
The laws are just crazy: If You buy a new saw-mill or whatever that gives people work, You have to pay “investment-tax” first. I think it is 24% of the value of what ever You buy.
So nobody invests. There is a hole in the law, but I do not begin to explain holes here. Usually the Russians can’t use the holes, without bribing again someone.
So You can bribe the tax-inspection, the judges, the militzia etc.
And there is no difference between militzia and the criminals. The former street criminals runs nowadays quite big plants also.
Even jails, the selling production in jails, gulags etc. are run by criminals.
I had the good luck to find a jail where I used to work as a teacher and exporter, that had no criminal links.
Unfortunately when I wanted to make an EU social project of re-educating ‘lighter’ criminals, neither the administration nor the EU was interested.
I had to (mainly) stop my work in the jail, because the only ones that were interested in this work was the prisoners.
A prisoner has a salary of about 0,5 cents per day. So it takes him 188 working days to earn a US dollar!
I paid them each about 40 cents per day + cigarettes, salt, pepper, tea for every day.
Sugar is forbidden in jail, but there is certain sweets that was not. Furthermore I bought them books, mostly to those few that did not smoke.
When they got freed I wrote, to about half of them, a certificate that declares that they have studied and knows the European standards of sawing birch and making pre-sawn components. Then I gave them each 500 rubles, and work.
But I did not pay the guards any bribes, so it was hard to get birch for my purposes.

And yes I earned my money by exporting the products to Finland and Sweden. Now I do the same with the freed prisoners and people that has never been in jail.
Pure capitalism, but I also pay much higher salaries than here usually is paid.
The workers works and gets paid according to what they produce, per approved cubic meter.

I have a Russian wife, who has a daughter 16 years old. And we have a cat.

To be continued…

THE SCAM or how to put a factory in Your pocket.

This story is authentic, but I have changed all the names.

The beginning
There was a saw-mill/furniture factory in middle of nowhere 1.000 km North-east of Moscow. (This is a very typical story about how most of the Russian companies are administrated and robbed).
The director, whose name is Mikhail, had an own company, (let us call it MF Ltd), inside this manufacturing company, owned by the government. In his company worked 3 persons, mainly paperwork and such.
These 3 workers were paid by the main company…
MF Ltd was amazingly the only buyer of the whole production…
If something could be produced with 500 rubles, surprise, surprise!, that was exactly what was the price the main company sold the product for. The contracts were signed by Mikhail, the director of the producing company and from the side of the MF Ltd by his nephew…
After the deal was made, the nephew transported the goods to Moscow and sold them there on the black market. The price he got was about the double of the total costs, including transports…
And then Mikhail and his nephew split the profit among themselves…
You think this is robbery…, No!, according to the Russian laws everything is legal…
Because there is almost no laws about commerce… The Duma is fighting for its bread, as Mikhail is. They are supposed to make laws, but until Putin era, there was not much done.
This is in reality not far away from the western system where many people takes kick-backs. It is only the stone-age variant…

Who goes to jail?
But there is one point that is not legal…, that is the black market thing…
So Mikhail took a girl, age 21 years and made her to the Managing Director of MF Ltd.
She was quite proud of her position… But, but, if the thing with the black market comes out…, and if briberies does not help…, then she and the book-keeper goes to jail…
And there is no question about is she guilty or not. It is the question of that she and the book-keeper are charged with… So it is not needed to have proof of guiltiness, it has only needed for the authorities to prove that a crime has been made… An
those who are responsible, goes to jail. No warrants needed, just a police-car and there we go, straight to the jail… Some relative can later come with the toothbrush…
So, You have failed to bribe the authorities, but maybe the judge… Some time ago some judges got very hard punishments for taking briberies…
Do You think this is a crime to put someone in charge that does not understand anything?
NO!, a company can have anyone in charge…, even in western countries…
Nevertheless, the company needs to pay some taxes. (You pay taxes to 16 different foundations: there is the road-foundation, the pension-foundation, the militzia-foundation,
the healthcare-foundation, the community-foundation, the governmental tax-foundation etc…, and often they are in different addresses and You need to visit them once a month…
My book-keeper is spending every month 2-3 days just to running to these foundations after the monthly salaries has been paid…)

The workers and Mikhail-coupons
Anyhow, it is obvious that this tax-payment money was taken from somewhere…
But where, when everything was sold plus-minus-null???
The only money that still flowed, was the workers very small salaries…
So Mikhail did not pay the workers! It is very simple when You use some imagination!
But the workers needs to eat…
So Mikhail created a coupon system. He gave every worker coupons that was valued as their salaries, or a little bit less… It varied…
With those coupons the workers could go to one (1) shop, where Mikhail had made a contract that the workers would be given food against these “Mikhail-coupons”.
Bravo Mikhail!
You can maybe see, with Your minds eye, the General Director signing coupons of different values a whole day…, every month! Just helping his workers!!!
And then he cashed in these coupons from the shop-keeper. Nice done!
But, but, every Friday the shop-keeper came with the percent that he had to pay to Mikhail.
He made it gladly, because his business was blooming… It was usually one casket of vodka (16 bottles) and sausages etc…
And Michail paid only the taxes he could and to the shop-keeper 100% (minus his commission of course).
Why do I know all this? Because I was connected with the third girl in MF Ltd…(and about this I refuse to tell more about, heheheh), and everything was not so secret
“between us businessmen”…
I knew Mikhail, because I bought logs etc., that he could not saw, from him for about two years. I saw him once sober. That day he was going to a meeting in Kirov, which the Gubernator (like senator in USA) of the oblast (=state) was attending.
So why did I do business with such a person? Because every director was and are robbing their firms in the same way!
Russia has now stepped from robbing-socialism to bandit-capitalism.

The SCAM
One day a girl from the office came and told me with big eyes: “Do You know that Mikhail has been chosen from all the furniture-manufactories in this oblast, to get a
diploma from an Western International Industry Fond!!!
He will fly to Rio de Janeiro”
I begun to laugh, because for me it was the funniest thing I had heard in years!!!
I asked: “And how much do they want???”
“Nothing!”, said the girl and looked at me as I would have slapped her in her face…
They had sent a most professional letter and pictures of last Years winners… and about why “the fond was very eager, with their humbly help, to back up such a personality like You…, … Russia the most dynamic… and bla, bla, bla…”
I translated all the texts verbally to Mikhail, because his niece did not understand everything… But how hard situation it was for me not to laugh aloud…

Of course I smiled like the moon, but that “was because I was so glad for him”…
I thought I will say nothing, because if they rape the rapist, con the con and so on, I will not be too sorry about it… A small devil is still living inside me, how hard I ever try to purify myself… The truth is that capitalism, which I am one part
, can not work as long as we have these clowns hanging around!
Yes, two weeks later came the second letter… “Please pay 5.000 USD to the following account…” It was only for the costs; hotel, banquet etc…
(After payment there would have been a third letter…: “We have reserved a air-plane ticket from xxxx-city to Rio de Janeiro, please pay latest…, so that You can be assured that You will attend… in time…”)
They had counted very cleverly; two weeks Mikhail had boasted all around that
“I am The Elected!!!:”
But poor Mikhail, the firm had not enough money to send him anywhere!
And to use own (stolen from the firm) money was absolutely out of question…
Poor Mikhail!

I have seen these diplomas in many firms in Russia…
One director has three (3) diplomas… This guy is emptying the firm he works for, (a governmental firm, earlier Stalin-gulag), by his own west-European firm and that firm was the really successful one. Do You guess why they gave the diplomas to the
robbed (almost bankrupt) firm, not to the other?
Well, the other one, the successful one, owned by the director and his wife, is not found in any telephone-book!!!

They really has these meetings. They really give You diplomas. And they really invite only directors from the third world and former east-block…
And they really laugh their asses off in the next room… And everything is completely legal…

Attention! All these features of this story has a parallel in the west…

  • Kick-backs
  • In Germany You can buy a diploma that says that You are Doctor… After that, when You have paid, You can use the title in all documents the title Doctor, it is completely
    legal!
    Etc. etc…

Whatta jerky world we are living in!
The last thing on the Russian InterNet is that the German paper Tageszeitung has written about that Saddam Hussein will emigrate to Moscow!
Well, everything is possible!
So, now readers, You have read my subjective stories. And I can not helpit, because whatever You write about Russia, it is still subjective. This is a vast country.

I was born in the USSR and lived there until 1997. My family was noticeably better off after 1993 or so than it ever was during the Soviet years. Generalizing from personal experience is a flaw of logic, but I thought I’d just add $0.02 to this whole thing.

so was your family like into extortion or something ? :slight_smile: