# The Exciting Game With One Rule

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 9, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239 "2014-03-09T03:34:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/101 "2014-03-10T02:01:09Z")

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Gummi? 😛

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/102 "2014-03-10T02:01:27Z")

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> [@brujaja](#):
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> No insulting Teddy Bears?

You’ve been making an assumption about the “speaking ill of” concept. That’s close but not accurate.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/103 "2014-03-10T02:02:36Z")

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> [@randompattern](#):
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> Gummi? 😛

Love it! 😃 But sorry, that ain’t it.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/104 "2014-03-10T02:05:57Z")

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Listen, y’all. You’re so close I want to share something I found just today!

Check out [Internet to the rescue – Years too late!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=717852)

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/105 "2014-03-10T02:10:58Z")

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> [@Octarine](#):
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> Wait - is it a bear?

Since everybody was zooming in on “The rule: you must not mention a white bear” I’m judging that the next Rule Maker is **Octarine**.

Thanks for helping to blow up a perfectly good Sunday!

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**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/106 "2014-03-10T02:35:08Z")

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Damn! Well I can’t think of a rule right now anyway so it’s just as well. 😃

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/107 "2014-03-10T02:43:07Z")

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> [@brujaja](#):
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> I cannot bring myself to bad-rap bears. But if I did, would it break The Rule?

Believe it or not, I’m just now seeing this post! Sorry, **brujaja** , but the right to the next rule should be yours. Whichever of you gets there first has the right! Sorry, too, **Octarine**. I suck!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/108 "2014-03-10T02:47:37Z")

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> [@brujaja](#):
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> I cannot bring myself to bad-rap bears. But if I did, would it break The Rule?

> [@Octarine](#):
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> Wait - is it a bear?

> [@brujaja](#):
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> Pssssst! Octarine! See post #87.

> [@Zeldar](#):
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> YES! But that’s not all! There’s more to it.

> [@brujaja](#):
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> Polar bear?

> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Almost!

> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Since everybody was zooming in on “The rule: you must not mention a white bear” I’m judging that the next Rule Maker is **Octarine**.
> 
> Thanks for helping to blow up a perfectly good Sunday!

> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Believe it or not, I’m just now seeing this post! Sorry, **brujaja** , but the right to the next rule should be yours. Whichever of you gets there first has the right! Sorry, too, **Octarine**. I suck!

That’s the story as best I can reconstruct it.

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/109 "2014-03-10T02:47:41Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Believe it or not, I’m just now seeing this post! Sorry, **brujaja** , but the right to the next rule should be yours. Whichever of you gets there first has the right! Sorry, too, **Octarine**. I suck!

No worries! Besides, I can’t think of a particularily clever rule right now, and brujaja was first, so I’ll step aside. 😃

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/110 "2014-03-10T02:49:51Z")

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> [@Octarine](#):
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> No worries! Besides, I can’t think of a particularily clever rule right now, and brujaja was first, so I’ll step aside. 😃

Thanks for that spirit. It’s not your fault, but mine. You’re a good sport.

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**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/111 "2014-03-10T05:06:57Z")

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just bumping it up a bit

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/112 "2014-03-10T05:34:01Z")

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Hi all, sorry, I was having a bit of an extended dessert break.

Okay! The New Rule is language-based. Since my no-Qs rule proved to be a piece of cake for **randompattern** and **Zeldar,** I have put some thought into making this one _significantly_ harder.

Exposition is probably best accomplished by conversation. Because you, **Octarine** , are awesome, you are entitled to one hint by PM after the first 24 hours, or maybe sooner if everybody gets bored.

FWIW, I had to re-read this posting a couple of times to make certain I was not breaking the rule. 🙂

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/113 "2014-03-10T05:45:47Z")

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Talk like Yoda, you shall not?

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/114 "2014-03-10T05:48:25Z")

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Ha haha! You’re not so far away from dangerous grounds there, Mac. And may I say that I had to re-write this a couple times to avoid breaking the rule.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/115 "2014-03-10T06:01:51Z")

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> [@brujaja](#):
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> Hi all, sorry, I was having a bit of an extended dessert break.
> 
> Okay! The New Rule is language-based. Since my no-Qs rule proved to be a piece of cake for **randompattern** and **Zeldar,** I have put some thought into making this one _significantly_ harder.
> 
> Exposition is probably best accomplished by conversation. Because you, **Octarine** , are awesome, you are entitled to one hint by PM after the first 24 hours, or maybe sooner if everybody gets bored.
> 
> FWIW, I had to re-read this posting a couple of times to make certain I was not breaking the rule. 🙂

> [@brujaja](#):
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> Ha haha! You’re not so far away from dangerous grounds there, Mac. And may I say that I had to re-write this a couple times to avoid breaking the rule.

In one case you had to re-read and in the other re-write in order not to violate your unspoken rule. I’m guessing there’s something in the rule about misspelling or misuse of proper grammar or syntax. Is this in the ballpark? Have I done violate yo rule?

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/116 "2014-03-10T06:04:08Z")

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You have broken the rule. So help me, **Zeldar** , if you get this in like ten minutes I am going to be SO mad!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/117 "2014-03-10T06:15:28Z")

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> [@brujaja](#):
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> You have broken the rule. So help me, **Zeldar** , if you get this in like ten minutes I am going to be SO mad!! 😃

Was it that last sentence or the whole post?

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/118 "2014-03-10T07:06:49Z")

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Elsewhere in the post.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/119 "2014-03-10T07:19:23Z")

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> [@brujaja](#):
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> Elsewhere in the post.

Okay, I’ll watch for the next person’s efforts and try to spot their luck with the rule.

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2014, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exciting-game-with-one-rule/683239/120 "2014-03-10T07:28:22Z")

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You, too, are skating towards thin ice there.

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