# The Extreme Nipple Pinch - Ain't That a Kick in the Balls? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-extreme-nipple-pinch-aint-that-a-kick-in-the-balls/508131 "2009-08-29T05:38:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-extreme-nipple-pinch-aint-that-a-kick-in-the-balls/508131/21 "2009-08-31T15:54:57Z")
Doesn’t sound that painful to (female) me. Mine only really get hurt if you try hard. You have to squeeze pretty damned hard to hurt mine. They’re so insensitive. But also surprisingly big I’ve been told. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-extreme-nipple-pinch-aint-that-a-kick-in-the-balls/508131/22 "2009-08-31T16:31:36Z")
When you’re a little feller, it reportedly takes from a couple of months to a year for your nuts to drop. As a guy, one well aware of how sensitive the testes can be, my question is “Hey, why the rush?” ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-extreme-nipple-pinch-aint-that-a-kick-in-the-balls/508131/23 "2009-08-31T18:44:51Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > When you’re a little feller, it reportedly takes from a couple of months to a year for your nuts to drop. As a guy, one well aware of how sensitive the testes can be, my question is “Hey, why the rush?” Seconded. I would say this is an evolutionary failure, :smack: EXCEPT the neander/mags who took a nad-shot never procreated again 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Noel\_Prosequi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b19c9b/32.png) [@Noel\_Prosequi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noel_Prosequi)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-extreme-nipple-pinch-aint-that-a-kick-in-the-balls/508131/24 "2009-09-01T05:37:59Z")
One of the more cruel aspects of the nad shot is that it is hilarious. Seeing a man go down like a gut-shot polar bear and writhe in vomitous agony is hysterically funny - witness all the home video shows devoted to the concept. Since we have all been trained to laugh when it happens, there is a tendency to laugh even when it happens _to you_. You’re in howling agony, yet at some level still ecognising that to anyone watching, this is hysterical. So you find yourself laughing and in spectacular pain all at the same time. This is just mean of Og. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-extreme-nipple-pinch-aint-that-a-kick-in-the-balls/508131/25 "2009-09-01T05:58:12Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Let’s try this. Compare the pain of a nipple pinch to the pain of getting a finger caught in a car door or some other type of pinch like that. Both men and women will agree that slamming a door on your finger is pretty extreme, pain-wise. > > Now ask a man to compare slamming a car door on his finger to getting a really hard shot in the stones. I may be going out on a limb here, but I think most men who’ve suffered a really hard shot to the groin will agree that few things short of amputation without anesthesia can compare, particularly when the wave of pain radiates through the entire body. > > It’s like trying to compare labor pains with stomach cramps. I had a Game Boy swung into my balls once. You can feel it all throughout your body. You get nauseous too. But the worst part might be the pain you feel in your stomach. I rather have my ear gnawed off. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-extreme-nipple-pinch-aint-that-a-kick-in-the-balls/508131/26 "2009-09-01T15:55:56Z")
do you know how haerd it is to9 type w bith arms cro9dded over yur cest? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-extreme-nipple-pinch-aint-that-a-kick-in-the-balls/508131/27 "2009-09-01T16:02:46Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Let’s try this. Compare the pain of a nipple pinch to the pain of getting a finger caught in a car door or some other type of pinch like that. Both men and women will agree that slamming a door on your finger is pretty extreme, pain-wise. > > Now ask a man to compare slamming a car door on his finger to getting a really hard shot in the stones. I may be going out on a limb here, but I think most men who’ve suffered a really hard shot to the groin will agree that few things short of amputation without anesthesia can compare, particularly when the wave of pain radiates through the entire body. > > It’s like trying to compare labor pains with stomach cramps. I’m sorry, I couldn’t get past the first sentence. Mentioning nipples along with slamming things in car doors … Well, my brain made a bad connection and I just couldn’t go on. I’m now wondering if a Kevlar bra might help protect the girls. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-extreme-nipple-pinch-aint-that-a-kick-in-the-balls/508131/28 "2009-09-01T16:16:25Z")
If you could still think through the pain, then it wasn’t as bad as a nut shot. If the pain alone causes you to black out, and for the next several hours you’re nauseous, and the memory of the impact causes you to miss things going on close to you, then it’s closer. If on reading this thread more than twenty years later makes your nipple ache with remembered pain, then we’ll talk. (oddly I got to witness a nut shot even nastier than the ones I’ve taken, guy’s cup was cracked from the force of the blow) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-extreme-nipple-pinch-aint-that-a-kick-in-the-balls/508131.md?page=1)