# The Fabulous Year-end Holiday Double Entendre thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 21, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014 "2004-12-21T18:53:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/1 "2004-12-21T18:53:27Z")
Who doesn’t love the holiday season? Who doesn’t love sexy double entendres? So who wouldn’t love sexy double entendres _at_ the holiday season, _about_ the holiday season? The rules: You provide a sexy double entendre in response to the seemingly innocuous statement left by the previous poster. I’ll start things off: “Is Santa coming down your chimney this year?” ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/2 "2004-12-21T19:02:43Z")
Yes, and he wants to see my well hung stocking when he gets to the bottom. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/3 "2004-12-21T19:04:57Z")
(Sorry, maybe I wasn’t too clear: **BurnMeUp** , you now need to post a seemingly innoucuous statement for the next poster, otherwise the game kinda ends) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/4 "2004-12-21T19:08:18Z")
Lemme try: So, have you been naughty or nice this year? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/5 "2004-12-21T19:15:10Z")
When I’m nice I’m naughty, and when I’m naughty, I’m really, really nice. Are your chestnuts roasting on an open fire? ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/6 "2004-12-21T19:17:26Z")
D’oh! Ok here’s my follow up: Would you taste my egg nog and tell me if it’s creamy enough? ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/7 "2004-12-21T19:19:21Z")
Roasting on an open fire / resting on your open thighs, what’s the difference? Just keep Jack Frost at a safe distance, the little sadist bites. Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/8 "2004-12-21T19:34:09Z")
> [@BurnMeUp](#): > > D’oh! > > Ok here’s my follow up: > > Would you taste my egg nog and tell me if it’s creamy enough? MMMMMMMMM… Santa, it’s so smooth and creamy. And thick! Wanna lick of my candy cane? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/9 "2004-12-21T19:37:29Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > MMMMMMMMM… Santa, it’s so smooth and creamy. And thick! > > Wanna lick of my candy cane? That’s Ms. Candy Kane to you. How about some smoked spiced ham? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/10 "2004-12-21T20:03:26Z")
> [@](#): > > How about some smoked spiced ham? I’d rather have one of your succulant-looking breasts. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/11 "2004-12-21T21:24:23Z")
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. [/QUOTE] It won’t be, once the Johnston boys get through with it. Are they your balls down at the bottom of the tree? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/12 "2004-12-21T21:40:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Are they your balls down at the bottom of the tree? Yeah, my girl likes it when my balls hang low. My sister is going on a cruise over the holidays. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/13 "2004-12-21T22:13:15Z")
Is your brother going cruising too? I’m having a snowball fight tonight. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/14 "2004-12-21T23:45:27Z")
I’m having a snowball fight tonight. [/QUOTE] Do you keep 'em in a little bag until you’re ready to use them? I’m still looking for my stocking, I know it’s around here somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/15 "2004-12-21T23:51:05Z")
> [@quiltguy154](#): > > I’m having a snowball fight tonight. Do you keep 'em in a little bag until you’re ready to use them? I’m still looking for my stocking, I know it’s around here somewhere. [/QUOTE] Wow, Santa really filled that stocking full! Want to untie this ribbon and see what Santa’s got for you? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/16 "2004-12-22T00:06:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Want to untie this ribbon and see what Santa’s got for you? Why, I’d love to look in your box. I have champaign ready for New Years. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/17 "2004-12-22T00:35:30Z")
I have champaign ready for New Years. [/QUOTE] And real pain the rest of the year. Who’s doing the holiday stuffing this year? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/18 "2004-12-22T00:49:39Z")
> [@quiltguy154](#): > > Who’s doing the holiday stuffing this year? Bend over, I’ll show you. My cat’s breath smells like mistletoe. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/19 "2004-12-22T01:06:26Z")
That’s why you’re supposed to keep your tongue out of his mouth. Care for some figgy pudding? ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/20 "2004-12-22T01:11:08Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I’m having a snowball fight tonight. And I know it’s been done, but…I hate to imagine what a snowball _fight_ would look like :eek: > **[Snowballing (sexual practice)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice))** > > Snowballing or snowdropping is the human sexual practice in which one person takes someone's semen into their mouth and then passes it to the mouth of another, usually through kissing. > The term was originally used only by gay and bisexual men. Researchers who surveyed over 1,200 gay or bisexual men at New York LGBT community events in 2004 found that around 20% said they had engaged in snowballing at least once. In heterosexual couples, a woman who has performed fellatio may afterwards return th... [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014.md?page=2)