# The Fabulous Year-end Holiday Double Entendre thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 21, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014 "2004-12-21T18:53:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/41 "2004-12-24T01:33:27Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > Remember kids, you can never have **too much** lube. > > Better get to bed early, or Santa won’t come this year Oh, I guarantee that Santa will come this year. He might even be coming into next year. “Deck the halls with boughs of holly…” ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/42 "2004-12-24T02:11:06Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > How will we get rid of the tree? We’ll have to play Hide the Log. > [@Sleel](#): > > “Deck the halls with boughs of holly…” Is that the same Holly from post #27? She’s getting around this season… Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/43 "2004-12-24T04:01:41Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer… liked Mrs. Rudolph every day of the month. 😛 Silver and gold, silver and gold ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/44 "2004-12-24T04:03:16Z")
> [@earthworm jim](#): > > Is really sick and tired of doing all the work, I mean JEEZ! The write one song about you, and all of a sudden, you’re carrying the whole damn team. Jingle bells, jingle bells… ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/45 "2004-12-24T04:04:58Z")
damn! stupid fingers. > [@](#): > > Silver and gold, silver and gold are what the girls sit on santas lap for. I say again… Jingle bells, Jingle bells ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/46 "2004-12-24T06:31:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Jingle bells, Jingle bells I know what you’re getting at, and you may dash me through the snow whenever you like. What do you like in your eggnog? ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/47 "2004-12-24T07:36:13Z")
This isn’t eggnog. Oh Tannenbaum, oh tannenbaum… ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/48 "2004-12-24T16:18:13Z")
> [@Punoqllads](#): > > Oh Tannenbaum, oh tannenbaum… I’d like to tan her bum with a rider’s crop. So, are you making merry this year? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/49 "2004-12-24T16:23:49Z")
No, but I’ve been going gay all year. Is that a pointsettia plant? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/50 "2004-12-24T16:47:41Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Is that a poinsettia plant? No, that’s something else that’s wilting. I’m dreaming of a White Christmas… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/51 "2004-12-24T17:36:49Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > I’m dreaming of a White Christmas… Man, I hate nocturnal emmissions. Jack Frost is nipping at my nose. ---
**Author:** ![Hottrucker92000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b38774/32.png) [@Hottrucker92000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hottrucker92000)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/52 "2013-12-12T16:05:27Z")
Lol that’s a real Gas! ---
**Author:** ![Hottrucker92000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b38774/32.png) [@Hottrucker92000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hottrucker92000)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/53 "2014-02-07T21:47:50Z")
I can here Danta coming down the shute ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014/54 "2014-02-07T23:49:52Z")
> [@Hottrucker92000](#): > > I can here Danta coming down the shute That’s because Danta, like all zombies, moans. Just where is Cupid shooting that arrow? (Hey, it’s Feb & 10 years later) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fabulous-year-end-holiday-double-entendre-thread/281014.md?page=2)