# The Face of crime. Caught in the act.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 8, 2014, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-of-crime-caught-in-the-act/692655 "2014-07-08T18:02:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-of-crime-caught-in-the-act/692655/21 "2014-07-10T02:52:36Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> Who was committing this crime is quite a surprise. Then they try to turn nasty when caught red handed? 😛
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> I guess this proves criminal profiling doesn’t work. Normally you’d expect some teenagers, druggies or even a homeless person to be responsible. Nope.

A lot of criminals are just opportunistic. They don’t start out in the morning with a plan to commit a crime. They may not even commit a crime during the course of a day. But if they happen across a situation where they can steal something with what they perceive as minimal risk, they go ahead and take it.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2014, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-of-crime-caught-in-the-act/692655/22 "2014-07-10T04:08:08Z")

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> “I’ll grab your dick!”

“It looks like you’ll grab anything that isn’t nailed down.” :eek:

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-of-crime-caught-in-the-act/692655/23 "2014-07-10T21:22:30Z")

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This reminds me of a similar news story a couple months ago. I think it was in Stillwater?  
At some guy’s business he liked to put potted plants and flowers on the front steps of his shop. When they started disappearing on a regular basis he set up a hidden camera. They were surprised to find it was a 60-something white lady who would pull her car right up, pop the trunk, and take them home to decorate her yard.

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**Author:** ![Schrade\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Schrade\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schrade_1)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-of-crime-caught-in-the-act/692655/24 "2014-07-10T21:32:34Z")

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Thieves ain’t usually that sharp.

If they were (or this one anyway), they’d have told the cops that THEY wanted to press charges against the owners - THEN, maybe let off once the owners gave up…

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2014, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-of-crime-caught-in-the-act/692655/25 "2014-07-10T22:05:56Z")

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> [@Hampshire](#):
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> This reminds me of a similar news story a couple months ago. I think it was in Stillwater?
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> At some guy’s business he liked to put potted plants and flowers on the front steps of his shop. When they started disappearing on a regular basis he set up a hidden camera. They were surprised to find it was a 60-something white lady who would pull her car right up, pop the trunk, and take them home to decorate her yard.

I saw something similar around Christmas time, but I’m not sure where. Same deal, with the lady at about that age, stealing decorations in the middle of the night. She also got busted by someone’s hidden cam.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-of-crime-caught-in-the-act/692655/26 "2014-07-10T22:07:54Z")

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> [@faithfool](#):
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> I saw something similar around Christmas time, but I’m not sure where. Same deal, with the lady at about that age, stealing decorations in the middle of the night. She also got busted by someone’s hidden cam.

Is that the one with the woman taking trees that Boy Scouts were selling and putting them in her Dodge?

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-of-crime-caught-in-the-act/692655/27 "2014-07-10T22:11:03Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Is that the one with the woman taking trees that Boy Scouts were selling and putting them in her Dodge?

Oh, God, that’s horrible. No, the one I remember had to do with her taking them right out of the yard, and in the video I saw, she practically walked directly close to the front door to make sure she hadn’t missed any goodies up there. She was galling.

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