# The face on Mars.. IS it Keanu? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 13, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-on-mars-is-it-keanu/57818 "2001-03-13T17:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Stupendous\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Stupendous\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stupendous_man)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-on-mars-is-it-keanu/57818/1 "2001-03-13T17:43:24Z")
You might not think so now, but the site below offers a reasonably explanation that shows how wrong you might just be! What rational person can resist? You be the judge… [http://www.empirenet.com/~rdaeley/skc/face.html](http://www.empirenet.com/~rdaeley/skc/face.html) ---
**Author:** ![zeke\_lw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ed655f/32.png) [@zeke\_lw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zeke_lw)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-on-mars-is-it-keanu/57818/2 "2001-03-13T20:16:50Z")
nope-NOT keanu. Although you must let no one know of this, the face is mine, built for me by the three-toed sloths that are native to the planet that i have secretly kept brainwashed for so long.(do you know how long it take three-toed sloths to do anything?) ;j ---
**Author:** ![zeke\_lw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ed655f/32.png) [@zeke\_lw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zeke_lw)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-on-mars-is-it-keanu/57818/3 "2001-03-13T21:25:24Z")
nope-NOT keanu. In fact, although you must tell no one, the face is mine. I had it built for me by the three-toed sloths that are native to the planet. I have kept them there for years, brainwashing them and telling them i am the leader. Now that the face issue is settled lets talk about exactly how long it takes for sloths to accomplish such a task. ;j ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-on-mars-is-it-keanu/57818/4 "2001-03-13T21:40:30Z")
Wooooah. Duuuude! That page is excellent. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-on-mars-is-it-keanu/57818/5 "2001-03-14T00:51:06Z")
the society for keanu consciousness!!! hee hee heehahaha!! ---
**Author:** ![coming\_up\_for\_air](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@coming\_up\_for\_air](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coming_up_for_air)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-on-mars-is-it-keanu/57818/6 "2001-03-14T01:11:38Z")
It’s him all right! But not the new sensitive one, the old Bill&Ted one. Duude! ---
**Author:** ![Wastrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f17d59/32.png) [@Wastrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wastrel)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-on-mars-is-it-keanu/57818/7 "2001-03-14T01:23:35Z")
[Keanu]Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Whoooooooooooooa. [/Keanu] It’s either him, or Dan Quayle. I’m sure of it. ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-face-on-mars-is-it-keanu/57818/8 "2001-03-14T07:30:57Z")
mmm…Keanu…