# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/1 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")
There was an iciness, a sinking, a sickening of the heart…at yet another sequential threads thread. Aaaagh!!! \*\* If you were on death row, what would be your last meal? The Phoenix Dies, and Will not Rise from its Ashes\*\* So, I’m guessing you want that _very_ well done? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/2 "2013-09-02T21:20:59Z")
**I Found Jesus Twerking?** The Lord was just gettin’ down! ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/3 "2013-09-02T21:46:06Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > **I Found Jesus > Twerking?** And below those two: **No thank you, I do not want to dance.Which of these words is giving you trouble?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/4 "2013-09-03T01:04:56Z")
\*\* An Interesting Factoid About Space Exploration I Found Jesus\*\* The downside of letting Tim Tebow join the space program. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/5 "2013-09-03T01:48:14Z")
\*\*Meet the worst drivers in the US Skyscraper Melts Car \*\* I guess driving around with a melted car would cause you to drive badly. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/6 "2013-09-03T02:17:46Z")
**Twerking? Have you ever told kids to get out of your yard?** I don’t know what that word means, but I’m sure it a fad like that hippity-hop music. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/7 "2013-09-03T12:27:08Z")
**Origin of “The Grateful Dead” Who is Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima?** They toured with the band for awhile, then left to become The White Stripes. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/8 "2013-09-03T14:16:04Z")
\*\*What do you see when you open your bedroom window. Twerking? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/9 "2013-09-03T15:21:30Z")
\*\* An interesting factoid about space exploration Meet the worst drivers in the US\*\* Apparently there’s been an unheralded wave of space exploration by station wagons taking a very wrong turn at Albuquerque. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/10 "2013-09-03T15:49:33Z")
\*\*The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads \*\* **The end of western civilization - kooks and liars** \*\*The Phoenix Dies, and Will not Rise from its Ashes \*\* Really, \*\*How Do You Find a Good “Dragoman” These Days? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/11 "2013-09-03T18:20:43Z")
\*\*It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down Skyscraper Melts Car \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/12 "2013-09-03T18:42:08Z")
\*\*Become a Navy Officer or seek a career in Supply Chain Management? Will increased gay acceptance lead to fewer stereotypically “gay” professions? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/13 "2013-09-03T21:06:44Z")
This one is only if you allow the front page to truncate thread titles: \*\*Since there are older people… Twerking? \*\* Is that anything like a lemon party? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/14 "2013-09-03T21:45:05Z")
**I absolutely HATE HATE HATE what I am forced to do for my boss Twerking?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/15 "2013-09-03T23:05:21Z")
**Altruism in Evolution What kind of a tree is this?** The answer is obvious: it’s an _Arbor Donatus_ (Giving Tree). ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/16 "2013-09-04T02:42:18Z")
\*\*I can’t pay my rent. I’m doomed. It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down \*\* “If I can’t have this house, no one can!” ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/17 "2013-09-04T02:46:02Z")
\*\* What’s up with the Pumpkin Beer before Labor Day?\*\* **Stupid Republican idea of the day** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/18 "2013-09-04T02:47:09Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > \*\*I can’t pay my rent. I’m doomed. > It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down \*\* > > “If I can’t have this house, no one can!” Curses! Beaten again! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/19 "2013-09-04T03:01:22Z")
**Getting Used to Contact Lenses How many cats do you have?** Um… Two? No, wait. One. OK, hold on… Bloody new contacts! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/20 "2013-09-04T12:50:10Z")
**A Nice Young Man Just Told Me… No Thank You, I Don Not Want To Dance. Which of These Words Is Giving You Trouble?** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=2)