# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/181 "2013-09-26T17:00:07Z")

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\*\* Inability to Plan Ahead = Mental Illness?  
What is the oldest thing in your house?\*\*

It’s that sack of kitchen refuse I was going to throw out in 1963, but the death rays prevented me from going outside, and who are _you_ looking at? :mad:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/182 "2013-09-26T20:20:43Z")

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\*\*After a year out of work, I finally took a pee test

Testosterone isn’t the only factor - estradiol

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/183 "2013-09-26T20:35:13Z")

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**Passed over for a promotion - how to react?  
Let’s open a bar!**

If that goes tits up as well, at least we’ll already be in the right place to drown our sorrows.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/184 "2013-09-27T01:19:54Z")

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\*\* The “Existence of God” debate

Why would someone worship Satan?  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/185 "2013-09-27T13:53:44Z")

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\*\*LotR: what was the point of the whole Saruman subplot?  
“I’ll fix your wagon!”  
\*\*  
It’s about how Saruman ended his days as a lowly wagon repairman.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/186 "2013-09-27T14:35:11Z")

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**Guess what was in our chimney  
China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building**

That must be one big chimney!

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/187 "2013-09-27T14:50:39Z")

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\*\*China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building  
An almost porn moment at the Doctors office today. \*\*

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/188 "2013-09-27T15:10:42Z")

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\*\*Passed over for a promotion - how to react?  
Let’s open a bar! \*\*

Found a new job. Anyone want a beer?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/189 "2013-09-27T16:14:38Z")

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\*\*Advice on talking to a patent attorney?  
Lap dances: are you supposed to…?  
\*\*  
Unless you’re trying to patent your lap dance, then no. Still, no.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/190 "2013-09-27T17:12:42Z")

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**How did your older sibling(s) treat you?  
Have another cup of antifreeze, honey?**

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/191 "2013-09-27T17:17:42Z")

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\*\*China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building  
What Is Attractive To Females \*\*

See above.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/192 "2013-09-27T19:41:49Z")

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\*\*How to find my life insurance policy information   
Am I supposed to know what “bitter almonds” smell like?  
Have another cup of antifreeze, honey? \*\*

There’s a story in there somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/193 "2013-09-27T20:41:05Z")

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\*\*Come On Eileen, literally  
Radio stunt…gone wrong?  
\*\*  
Or very, very right.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/194 "2013-09-27T21:19:44Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> \*\*Going to London for a week: What should I do? (Need answers fast!)  
> Let’s open a bar! \*\*
> 
> Hurry! I’m thirsty!

Shouldn’t that be “pub”?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/195 "2013-09-27T22:47:52Z")

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\*\*Stupid Driver gets his comeuppance…

The Prius is dead  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/196 "2013-09-28T12:30:04Z")

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\*\* Do you, personally, owe anything to the greater good?  
Dyed-in-the-wool Conservative \*\*

Could you be more specif…ah, never mind.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/197 "2013-09-28T13:54:26Z")

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\*\* China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building

Guess what was in our chimney  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/198 "2013-09-29T00:17:15Z")

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\*\* Could you ride a bike if…

“I’ll fix your wagon!”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/199 "2013-09-29T00:18:16Z")

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\*\*China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building

Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?  
\*\*

It’s really just too big.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/200 "2013-09-29T03:24:28Z")

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\*\* Trouble with metamorphosing caterpillars  
How can I mark my property such that it is identifiable in case it is stolen?\*\*

Actually, the cocoons are a dead giveaway.

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