# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/201 "2013-09-29T18:51:19Z")

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\*\*China’s gigantic, gold-plated penis building

Coming home.

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No, I don’t think that anybody actually _lives_ there.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/202 "2013-09-29T19:32:47Z")

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\*\*Looking for a vintage Chevy? Here’s your chance.  
Guess what was in our chimney \*\*

Must be a pretty big chimney.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/203 "2013-09-29T20:24:06Z")

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Yeah, you think you’d notice something like that up there!

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/204 "2013-09-29T20:56:32Z")

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\*\*Going to London for a week: What should I do? (Need answers fast!)  
What’s the most you’ve eat in one sitting (and without throwing up)? \*\*

New thread idea: Can anyone recommend all-you-can-eat restaurants in London?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/205 "2013-09-29T21:49:39Z")

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\*\* Old Navy toilets: a crude trough of flowing seawater?  
WTF? The US Capitol building has 50 floors?\*\*

Yes, and for some reason everyone wants an office on the 50th floor.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/206 "2013-09-30T06:03:29Z")

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**What word is on the tip of my tongue that I can’t remember???  
Grape Pie!**

That’s two words.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/207 "2013-09-30T13:59:08Z")

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\*\*confederate memorial day  
Happy Blasphemy Day! \*\*

Whose is which?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/208 "2013-09-30T17:37:11Z")

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\*\* humilating the sensitive  
A new world \*\*

“Excuse me sir, I hate to bother you but can you tell me where the emergency room is?”  
**"Find it yourself, numbnuts!!!**

Hey, what a fun new hobby.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/209 "2013-09-30T17:40:22Z")

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\*\*Do you spank?  
Thump! What Was That?  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/210 "2013-09-30T17:50:06Z")

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\*\*Condiments You Eat Like Food  
Grape Pie! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/211 "2013-09-30T20:35:24Z")

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\*\*why does U.S spelling omit the ‘u’?  
Real Estate Signs  
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In England, they spell it “Reaul Estate Siugns”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/212 "2013-09-30T21:05:54Z")

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\*\* Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30.  
How do you end conversations?\*\*

Mostly with “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/213 "2013-09-30T23:39:20Z")

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\*\*What crimes are easier to get away with during a government shutdown?

Homeland Security plans to buy 1 Billion bullets

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/214 "2013-09-30T23:44:32Z")

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\*\*Guess what was in our chimney  
Colonoscopy in a week  
\*\*  
I guess you’ll find out in a week!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/215 "2013-10-01T01:10:09Z")

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\*\*TV shows that would make good porn  
Now that it’s over: Breaking Bad or The Wire? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/216 "2013-10-01T12:18:37Z")

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\*\* What’s the longest you had an appliance work?  
Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30.\*\*

I’d just as soon not hear any details about this “appliance”.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/217 "2013-10-01T12:51:34Z")

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\*\*Good jokes you’ve heard recently  
Colonoscopy in a week \*\*

You might not think it’s funny now, but you’ll definitely get it in the end.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/218 "2013-10-01T16:26:32Z")

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\*\* Instructions You Say? Pffft!  
Thump! What Was That? \*\*

:eek:☹

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/219 "2013-10-01T17:19:52Z")

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**Pie poll: What should I make?   
Grape Pie!**

Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/220 "2013-10-01T17:44:18Z")

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\*\*Is there a chance that I will l\*ve forever?  
why does U.S spelling omit the ‘u’?  
\*\*  
“Is there a chance that I will luve forever”?

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