# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/241 "2013-10-03T12:48:46Z")
\*\*I don’t understand porn The things we do to amuse ourselves at work \*\* I’m afraid your boss probably won’t understand that either. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/242 "2013-10-03T12:59:23Z")
\*\*Stupidest way you have injured yourself Preventing Boxers From Riding Up? \*\* “So I grabbed the staple gun…” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/243 "2013-10-03T14:00:35Z")
\*\* I don’t understand porn “A female’s intelligence etc. is irrelevant to me…”\*\* That’s a good start. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/244 "2013-10-03T14:59:20Z")
\*\*Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30. I don’t understand porn \*\* _Surrrrre_ ya don’t. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/245 "2013-10-03T15:53:56Z")
\*\*What’s out there that it didn’t occur to you even existed? Chinese cookie fortunes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/246 "2013-10-03T16:02:53Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > \*\*What’s out there that it didn’t occur to you even existed? > Chinese cookie fortunes \*\* There are _fortunes_ in those things? No wonder the middle always tastes so yucky. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/247 "2013-10-03T18:43:29Z")
\*\*US Capitol Locked Down - Shots Fired Uncle Sam is now officially closed for business. But for how long? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/248 "2013-10-03T19:49:29Z")
**Fathers being possessive of teenage girls, creepy? I don’t understand porn** Try watching a less creepy genre of porn? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/249 "2013-10-03T20:26:05Z")
\*\* The things we do to amuse ourselves at work What’s the most you’ve eat in one sitting (and without throwing up)?\*\* The entire contents of the break room fridge. Man, that was nasty. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/250 "2013-10-03T22:24:52Z")
\*\*What did our Grandparents use for sexual lubricant? Aversion to cucumber and melon? \*\* I don’t like these newfangled potpourri lubricants, Zeke. Don’t we have any more Kentucky jelly? ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/251 "2013-10-03T23:18:56Z")
\*\*“A female’s intelligence etc. is irrelevant to me…” What? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/252 "2013-10-04T04:14:05Z")
\*\* Science Fiction Erotica What did our Grandparents use for sexual lubricant? \*\* Eew. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/253 "2013-10-04T10:34:34Z")
\*\*Just Saying Hi… I’m New Just saying hi. I’m new here too. \*\* Form an orderly queue, no pushing. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/254 "2013-10-04T11:52:03Z")
\*\*Stupid Driver gets his comeuppance… The Prius is dead. An almost porn moment at the Doctors office today. Call me Happy. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/255 "2013-10-04T13:02:34Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*Stupid Driver gets his comeuppance… > The Prius is dead. > > An almost porn moment at the Doctors office today. > Call me Happy. \*\* The first pair was already in post #195. I came here to suggest the second, of which I highly approve. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/256 "2013-10-04T13:32:50Z")
**What to do with car on long trip? Shooting Outside U.S. Capitol** Coming up next in World’s Worst Advice Column… ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/257 "2013-10-04T14:05:55Z")
\*\*What’s killing our moose? What did you have for breakfast? \*\* I had pancakes with maple syrup and moose sausages for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/258 "2013-10-04T14:06:09Z")
**Poll: What is your favorite apocalypse? Poll: Have you ever dressed up as giant food?** I like to dress up as an enormous eggplant and carry a sign that says “The Final Parmigiana Is Coming!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/259 "2013-10-04T14:06:54Z")
**Call me Happy. General Vo Nguyen Giap has died** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/260 "2013-10-04T15:50:34Z")
\*\*Poll: Have you ever dressed up as giant food? Home Page Options \*\* Yeah, like I’m going to use a tax preparation service where the chief accountant is dancing around on their homepage dressed as a giant zucchini. Although it wouldn’t be a stretch for a car dealership. “Vegans! Check out the low low prices at Bob Diddley Subaru!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=14)