# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/261 "2013-10-04T15:56:53Z")

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\*\* What’s killing our moose?  
The Creepy People \*\*

Yet another bad Canadian zombie movie.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/262 "2013-10-05T00:57:47Z")

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\*\*General Vo Nguyen Giap has died

I just got laid off\*\*

– And I don’t feel so good myself.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/263 "2013-10-05T05:17:49Z")

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\*\* Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30.

I’m going to be getting a dog soon…

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We all need companionship

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/264 "2013-10-05T05:31:20Z")

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\*\*The Creepy People  
Ronald McDonald vs. Big Bird and Grimace vs. Mr. Snuffleupagus \*\*

Ronald McDonald wins. There’s nothing as creepy as a clown.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/265 "2013-10-05T07:34:38Z")

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\*\*I’m going to be getting a dog soon…  
Coming clean to spouse \*\*

“Honey, sometimes a man needs…companionship…the kind of companionship he maybe can’t get from a wife. I…Geeze, I don’t know how to sugarcoat this, so I’m just gonna come right out and say it: I’m getting a dog.”

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/266 "2013-10-05T13:17:04Z")

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\*\*Self-Immolation on the National Mall  
I just got laid off \*\*

Bit of an odd reaction to getting laid off.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/267 "2013-10-05T15:16:40Z")

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**What did our Grandparents use for sexual lubricant?  
Trinitite?**

What could be more suitable than radioactive rocks?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/268 "2013-10-05T15:57:44Z")

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\*\* Self-Immolation on the National Mall  
What post apocalyptic skills do you have?\*\*

Nothing that flashy, just the usual hunter-gatherer stuff.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/269 "2013-10-05T18:45:29Z")

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\*\* Uncle Sam is now officially closed for business. But for how long?

I just got laid off

\*\*  
Sorry to hear that, Sam.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/270 "2013-10-05T19:07:06Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> What could be more suitable than radioactive rocks?

Radioactive cocks! They glow in the dark! Fantastic. Great fun for the whole family, until your junk falls off.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2013, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/271 "2013-10-05T21:23:45Z")

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**why do expat americans never go ‘back home’?  
Offshore banking in Belize**

Guess that explains it.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/272 "2013-10-06T03:18:19Z")

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\*\*I just got laid off   
Call me Happy. \*\*

I guess you weren’t that crazy about your job?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/273 "2013-10-06T12:53:46Z")

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\*\* I’m sorry, but I still think I’m God  
_ **Came in like a Wrecking Ball** _

The “Existence of God” debate  
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to be followed by the “Existence of the _Came in like a Wrecking Ball_” debate

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/274 "2013-10-06T12:54:08Z")

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\*\* New Orleans bound: Suggestions?  
How do YOU pronounce the word “cache”\*\*

Just like “cachet”, only without the “t”. Either way, you can dip 'em in cafe o’lait.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/275 "2013-10-06T15:48:30Z")

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\*\*Lets talk about hand written thank you cards for bereavement offerings.  
The things we do to amuse ourselves at work \*\*

If you find that amusing… whatever floats your boat, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/276 "2013-10-06T15:53:39Z")

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**Do Americans want cheap, efficient cars ?  
Tell me how to fix this, please.**

Disgruntled Hummer salesman ?

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/277 "2013-10-06T18:19:14Z")

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\*\*whats a good cut of steak that not to expensive ?

I’m going to be getting a dog soon…\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/278 "2013-10-06T19:18:09Z")

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**I actually want my cat to die. Actually die.  
The Creepy People**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/279 "2013-10-06T19:24:18Z")

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\*\* the concept of faith  
I’m sorry, but I still think I’m God\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/280 "2013-10-06T19:41:56Z")

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**The Creepy People  
Congressman vs. reality**

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