# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/301 "2013-10-08T00:34:51Z")
**Trouble sleeping Exporting braiiinnnsss!** Can’t sleep, zombies will eat me. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/302 "2013-10-08T00:43:41Z")
**New range - what is “Sabbath Mode” for? Water slides that just dump you into deep water–good idea?** If they just dump you into deep water automatically, you can use them on the Sabbath. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/303 "2013-10-08T01:37:37Z")
\*\*What post apocalyptic skills do you have? Good jokes you’ve heard recently \*\* I guess we could use a few comedians after the apocalypse happens. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/304 "2013-10-08T16:47:55Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* What’s killing our moose? > The Creepy People \*\* > > Yet another bad Canadian zombie movie. That pair came together again. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/305 "2013-10-08T20:14:42Z")
\*\*Male orgasm without physical stimulation - possible TMI Go to first new post Belgian unhappy with sex change results gets euthanasia on demand \*\* There’s a great snuff movie in that one! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/306 "2013-10-08T20:51:23Z")
\*\*What have you accomplished today? Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30. \*\* You have an odd meaning for the word “accomplishment” ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/307 "2013-10-09T00:07:09Z")
**Good jokes you’ve heard recently Want Obamacare Care? Call 1-800-F1U-CKYO** ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/308 "2013-10-09T08:37:40Z")
**Why is Magneto considered such a powerful mutant Why did you quit metal detecting?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/309 "2013-10-09T12:15:13Z")
**Do you trust teenage drivers? Anyone have experience with Icelandair?** “Our trainee pilots have lots of video game experience!” Thanks, I’ve decided to walk. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/310 "2013-10-09T12:17:58Z")
\*\* Get Money with this one trick from The Bible Man gets penis stuck in toaster \*\* Someone get confused about the burning bush? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/311 "2013-10-09T12:48:26Z")
\*\* Would you take a bullet for your SO? If your spouse/S.O. suddenly pointed a gun at you, would you\*\* No. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/312 "2013-10-09T15:15:50Z")
\*\*Man gets penis stuck in toaster \*\* \*\*The Creepy People \*\* **The Creepy Thread (Stories and Links Welcome)** Slowly, inexorably, this is turning into The Creepy Forum. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/313 "2013-10-09T16:59:32Z")
\*\* Man gets penis stuck in toaster An example of the efficiency of government (US Postal Service)\*\* I always wondered why they were yelling in the back room. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/314 "2013-10-09T20:21:35Z")
\*\*What does it feel like to have a heart attack? When do you call an ambulance? (don’t need answer just yet…). \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/315 "2013-10-10T12:44:21Z")
\*\* And the winner of the 2013 Nobel Literature competition is … “Real Life” Beavis and Butthead. Creepiest thing ever posted online? \*\* Well, the field _was_ a bit thin this year. \*\* Man gets penis stuck in toaster Library1900 is in the hospital\*\* Now what the hell do I put on this get-well card? “Hope you pop up real soon”? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/316 "2013-10-10T17:09:46Z")
\*\*And the winner of the 2013 Nobel Literature competition is … The Creepy People \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/317 "2013-10-10T17:18:21Z")
\*\*problem with my mother When do you call an ambulance? (don’t need answer just yet…). \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/318 "2013-10-10T19:47:05Z")
\*\*What are you listening to now that you love? Songs You Didn’t Know Had Lyrics \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/319 "2013-10-10T20:33:17Z")
\*\*Baby Steps on the Road to Hell Man gets Penis stuck in Toaster\*\* Admittedly, the penis / toaster thread really goes with anything! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/320 "2013-10-10T22:08:01Z")
\*\*Do you have any pet theories that probably wouldn’t hold up under scientific scrutiny? I’m a Mac user who feels like she’s done with the iPhone \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=17)