# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/321 "2013-10-11T02:02:50Z")
**Gentlemen of the SDMB - do you use a penis beaker? Is this unreasonable?** Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/322 "2013-10-11T02:18:27Z")
\*\*Had angioplasty, need diet and other advice \*\* **They could only eat ice cream** IANAD, but I don’t think this is the best possible advice. [RIGHT] [/RIGHT] ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/323 "2013-10-11T02:24:04Z")
**problem with my mother Guys, how much did you spend on an engagement ring?** The ring’s the least of your problems. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/324 "2013-10-11T05:39:01Z")
**Woman nearly cheats on her husband, stopping herself just in time. Should she fess up? slap in the face** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/325 "2013-10-11T12:23:19Z")
\*\*What does it feel like to have a heart attack? abdominal pain, profuse sweating, rapid heart rate \*\* Sequential bad medical advice. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/326 "2013-10-11T13:00:27Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > \*\*What does it feel like to have a heart attack? > abdominal pain, profuse sweating, rapid heart rate \*\* > > Sequential bad medical advice. Not to let reality intrude on sequential threads, but all those symptoms/signs can in fact be due to a heart attack (nausea and stomach pain/“heartburn” are recognized symptoms). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/327 "2013-10-11T14:34:39Z")
\*\* Rock on the grave at jewish funerals? Explain Jewish funeral customs to a non-Jew?\*\* It’s not just rock - be-bop and swing are OK too. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/328 "2013-10-11T15:23:20Z")
**Does lysol kill mold? Mold questions** Does Lysol kill it? \*\*The Creepy People ‘Pro god, pro life, pro guns’ \*\* Pro creepy \*\* What makes a gay icon? Browning my meat \*\* No comment needed. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/329 "2013-10-11T19:21:18Z")
\*\*Cause of death Strange Typo \*\* Oops. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/330 "2013-10-11T19:48:13Z")
**Grilled rats I found what I want for Christmas…** Sure you wouldn’t rather have a fruitcake? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/331 "2013-10-11T21:44:04Z")
\*\* Gentlemen of the SDMB - do you use a penis beaker? Are women more likely to be dissatisfied in relationships?\*\* Yes, and I can’t imagine why. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/332 "2013-10-11T22:04:52Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Not to let reality intrude on sequential threads, but all those symptoms/signs can in fact be due to a heart attack (nausea and stomach pain/“heartburn” are recognized symptoms). Even better! I shall change my comment to: Good sequential medical advice. Also, whoever posted that second thread needs to see a doctor ASAP. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/333 "2013-10-11T22:08:14Z")
**The peanut butter test for Alzheimer’s Man gets penis stuck in toaster** If you try to make a pbj, but get your penis stuck in the toaster, you may be getting Alzheimer’s. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/334 "2013-10-11T23:14:25Z")
\*\* ‘Pro god, pro life, pro guns’ The NYC biker gang beat down\*\* After they stomp you into the ground, they use both hands to point skyward. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/335 "2013-10-12T03:46:37Z")
\*\*Common courtesies that apparently aren’t so common Telling someone to kill themselves \*\* Even when it’s obvious that they’d be doing themselves and others a favor, that suggestion never seems to go down well. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/336 "2013-10-12T08:34:18Z")
**Ask the pacifist Bejeweled human skeletons galore!** Q: "What kind of ‘pacifist’ has all those _skeletons?!"_ A: "They are very peaceful…_now."_ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/337 "2013-10-12T10:14:39Z")
\*\*Telling someone to kill themselves Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30. \*\* Yeah, you might as well kill yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/338 "2013-10-12T16:51:17Z")
\*\* do you baby-talk your pets? Is this unreasonable?\*\* Of course not, my little wootsie-squidlums. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/339 "2013-10-12T21:08:47Z")
**Who’s quieter? A ninja or a US Navy Seal? What’s out there that it didn’t occur to you even existed?** A SEAL/Ninja fight, outside my window. _\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/340 "2013-10-12T22:05:50Z")
\*\*Baby Steps on the Road to Hell \*\* **Man gets penis stuck in toaster** Next thing you know, he’ll get it stuck in the TV, then the air conditioner, and on and on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=18)