# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/341 "2013-10-12T22:28:19Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* do you baby-talk your pets? > Is this unreasonable?\*\* > > Of course not, my little wootsie-squidlums. Who’s my cute wittle Alien face-hugger? You are! Yes, you are! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/342 "2013-10-12T22:48:15Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > \*\*Baby Steps on the Road to Hell \*\* > **Man gets penis stuck in toaster** > > Next thing you know, he’ll get it stuck in the TV, then the air conditioner, and on and on. Your comment made me laugh. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/343 "2013-10-12T22:49:03Z")
\*\* Your credit card was declined. How do you react? The bear chase hypothetical\*\* “Since you won’t take my credit card, do you think you can outrun my pet grizzly bear? Hypothetically speaking, of course.” :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/344 "2013-10-12T22:50:20Z")
\*\* Do people actually laugh in life-threatening situations? New Fridge won’t support magnets\*\* Ha! Ha! Ha! ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/345 "2013-10-12T23:37:38Z")
**What are the rules of the MMP?** **Pro god, pro life, pro guns** ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/346 "2013-10-13T01:24:38Z")
**Cooper the Portugese Water dog’s tails The NYC biker gang beat down** Now that’s one badass dog. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/347 "2013-10-13T04:13:48Z")
\*\*Bejeweled human skeletons galore! How do people not understand wanting to live in the country? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/348 "2013-10-13T05:26:53Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\*Bejeweled human skeletons galore! > How do people not understand wanting to live in the country? \*\* _Which_ country?!! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/349 "2013-10-13T16:37:51Z")
\*\*The NYC biker gang beat down How did/do you pass time in church? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/350 "2013-10-13T17:34:30Z")
\*\*Bands/singers/musical acts that should have been bigger The Harry Chapin Appreciation Thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/351 "2013-10-13T18:37:02Z")
\*\*Who here has had the most interesting life? Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30 \*\*Not very interesting \*\*Ask the pacifist ‘Pro god, pro life, pro guns’ \*\* Now that’s interesting ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/352 "2013-10-13T19:31:24Z")
\*\* How do people not understand wanting to live in the country? ‘Pro god, pro life, pro guns’\*\* ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/353 "2013-10-13T21:46:27Z")
**Yes Virginia, there are stupid questions What are the rules of the MMP?** As a regular Mumper, I guess I can say it is a silly question. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/354 "2013-10-13T23:20:04Z")
\*\*Why did you quit metal detecting? slap in the face \*\* Shouldn’t have dug up the hibernating robot, then. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/355 "2013-10-14T01:52:24Z")
\*\*what could have killed my friend Is it Safe to Have Sixpack Abs? Healthy? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/356 "2013-10-14T02:23:59Z")
**What does it feel like to have a heart attack?** **I’m 23 - can I write a Last Will?** First things first, let’s get that heart checked out! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/357 "2013-10-14T13:00:45Z")
**Who’s quieter? A ninja or a US Navy SEAL? The Creepy People** They both creep pretty well. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/358 "2013-10-14T13:14:44Z")
\*\* My Cat just ate some waxed paper. Quick answers needed. Is there a name for this fallacy?\*\* It’s the Feline Foreign Body Fallacy. “If I eat something bad, they’ll fuss over me and I’ll get extra treats!”\* \*in Labrador retrievers, it’s “Eat what you find. It’s filling, and at worst you’ll probably barf, and you can eat that too.” ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/359 "2013-10-14T13:20:48Z")
\*\*How do you get the most out of selling on eBay? Goals of anarchism \*\* Well, I guess selling on eBay is a bit nontraditional… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/360 "2013-10-14T14:03:15Z")
\*\*Gentlemen of the SDMB - do you use a penis beaker? Seeking Indoor Water Fountain With Quiet Pump \*\* Why go halfway when you can get the best? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=19)