# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/21 "2013-09-04T12:56:58Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > **A Nice Young Man Just Told Me… > No Thank You, I Don Not Want To Dance. Which of These Words Is Giving You Trouble?** It gets better **Twerking?** comes immediately before. ---
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/22 "2013-09-04T14:45:15Z")
**Have you ever told kids to get out of your yard? Ariel Castro pleads not guilty (Cleveland kidnapper/rapist)** Castro is quoted as saying ‘Hey, I told them to get out of my yard.’ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/23 "2013-09-04T15:17:22Z")
\*\*Good jokes you’ve heard recently A nice young man just told me… I can’t pay my rent. I’m doomed. \*\* Hah! That’s a good one! ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/24 "2013-09-04T15:23:52Z")
\*\*Ariel Castro found hanged in cell. What do you see when you open your bedroom window.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/25 "2013-09-04T15:24:25Z")
\*\* Logistics of kidnapping for ransom: Inspired by Fargo Vice President presiding over the Senate\*\* The good thing about that scenario, no one is likely to notice when you snatch him. On the other hand, who’s going to pay to get Biden back? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/26 "2013-09-04T16:36:31Z")
\*\* Logistics of kidnapping for ransom: Inspired by Fargo Can fetuses make audible sounds from inside the womb? \*\* "Harrumph."help meee"cough, cough…pay no attention, I’ve got a cold."Helllllp!!!“Shaddup!” Yeah, I can see where that’d be a logistical problem. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/27 "2013-09-04T17:41:43Z")
**Am I being detained? Am I free to go? Redundancy** That would be an example of it. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/28 "2013-09-04T17:52:18Z")
**For the men…you’re in a “tap out” fight against Serena Williams. Who wins? 30 days for Rape** Ummmm… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/29 "2013-09-04T17:54:33Z")
\*\*30 days for Rape Girl you can never have \*\* Well, not _anymore_. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/30 "2013-09-04T18:00:07Z")
**A nice young man just told me… Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/31 "2013-09-04T20:32:56Z")
\*\*How will we pay for the Syria quagmire? Are bans on gay conversion therapy constitutional? \*\* But then there’ll be less lesbians…giggity! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/32 "2013-09-04T20:52:36Z")
\*\*Stupidest way you have injured yourself Frozen Scolder \*\* So I went to the doctor when I hurt my arm while playing baseball and he told me I had a frozen scolder. I was like “that’s stupid!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/33 "2013-09-04T21:01:27Z")
\*\*Ariel Castro found hanged in cell. 30 days for Rape \*\* Castro was sentenced August 1st and died September 3rd. That’s 34 days. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/34 "2013-09-04T21:21:34Z")
\*\*Since there are older people here (more specifically women)… Poll: How many cats do you have? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/35 "2013-09-05T00:33:13Z")
\*\*If you were on death row, what would be your last meal? “Catfish” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/36 "2013-09-05T00:36:14Z")
\*\*Why don’t people believe in God? Racism and Sexism: It’s Complicated \*\* [Ross Perot] … but this chart will explain everything! [/Ross Perot] ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/37 "2013-09-05T01:04:11Z")
\*\*The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down \*\* ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/38 "2013-09-05T01:42:17Z")
\*\*It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads \*\* What **MEBuckner** said. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/39 "2013-09-05T11:57:21Z")
\*\*Intelligence vs. poor choices Men: If you were found guilty of intelligence leaking… \*\* It’s not my fault I sent the Craigslist guy the extra money, all my intelligence leaked out a couple weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/40 "2013-09-05T12:04:26Z")
\*\*Zimmerman makes the news again. Worst. Jew. Ever. \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=3)