# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/381 "2013-10-17T03:12:02Z")

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\*\* Never had a girlfriend and nearly 30.

Back to school for engineering

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/382 "2013-10-17T05:26:10Z")

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**Are there any bachelor tricks for cooking and cleaning  
A .22LR pistol for self defense**

Because you’ll _need_ it once you see what’s been growing in the fridge.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/383 "2013-10-17T08:17:30Z")

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\*\*What’s out there that it didn’t occur to you even existed?

Sleeptexting- a new plague\*\*

True that.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/384 "2013-10-17T12:30:45Z")

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\*\*Why did the people not overthrow Stalin?   
Ask the pacifist \*\*

That pretty much covers it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/385 "2013-10-17T15:43:07Z")

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\*\* Where are all the non-slutty Halloween Costumes?  
Strapless wedding dresses-- yea or nay? \*\*

Dunno about “non-slutty” - but if you show up at my door in that kind of “Bride of Frankenstein” outfit, I may give you all my candy corn.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/386 "2013-10-17T23:46:22Z")

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\*\* The debt ceiling is idiotic. What would be better?  
I’m sorry, but I still think I’m God\*\*

Cripes, won’t Ted Cruz _ever_ shut up?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/387 "2013-10-18T12:13:28Z")

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\*\* Where are all the non-slutty Halloween Costumes?  
“This is your captain speaking: AAAARGH!”\*\*

I don’t care if it’s Halloween, I don’t want my pilot dressing up as a pirate.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/388 "2013-10-18T18:03:39Z")

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\*\*What forms of torture do not leave any physical marks or evidence?  
Design a better human \*\*

Maybe make it more durable.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/389 "2013-10-18T20:21:30Z")

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It’s rare to see Pit threads show up here!

\*\*So MADD have given up even pretending to care about stopping drunk driving  
School Officials Punish Student For Driving Drunk Friend Home  
\*\*  
I guess MADD has staged a takeover of the school board!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/390 "2013-10-19T01:11:47Z")

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**Goals of anarchism**

**Removing oil stains from pavers**

Anarchism just isn’t what it used to be.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/391 "2013-10-19T04:10:59Z")

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\*\* We finally know who is responsible for the fiscal problems  
Bonomo Turkish Taffy - Am I (again) the Last to Know?  
\*\*  
Wow - I knew it rotted your teeth, I didn’t know it rotted the whole economy!!:eek:

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/392 "2013-10-19T08:50:46Z")

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\*\*Retired Dopers: What aspects of retired life surprised you?  
Friends with Benefits – WTF? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/393 "2013-10-19T17:02:13Z")

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**How many foreign leaders can you name?  
Pityriasis Rosea**

She’s president of Indonesia, right? Or is that Lichen Planus? I get confused.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/394 "2013-10-19T17:07:33Z")

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**Leafy greens: Merits and demerits  
What’s with the nasty-ass food old people eat?**

Don’t get me started on fruit. Those old farts are peeling and eating it all the time. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/395 "2013-10-19T18:25:53Z")

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**Perhaps A Stupid Question For Women…  
I need manly help sourcing some items**

You’re right, that is stupid. Ask some men instead.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/396 "2013-10-19T18:38:53Z")

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\*\*What unexplained things have happened in your house/apartment?

Woman disappears from hospital; found dead there two weeks later \*\*

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/397 "2013-10-19T19:38:30Z")

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\*\*Go to prison in Manhattan?

Is Life A Dream? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/398 "2013-10-20T00:32:44Z")

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\*\*Ask the pacifist \*\*  
**Does anyone else fake an accent regularly?**

It’s not the first thing I’d ask, but okay, DO you fake an accent regularly?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/399 "2013-10-20T00:59:48Z")

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**Flying-related question: what is a “negative-G approach”?  
"This is your captain speaking: AAAARGH!"**

Yeah, if you have to do a negative-g approach, it’s usually accompanied by screaming.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/400 "2013-10-20T12:30:06Z")

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**I’m a professional nit-picker, but …  
I got promoted!**

Now I’m a professional scab-picker!

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