# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/421 "2013-10-23T12:32:18Z")
\*\*Gypsies taking children. A old bogeyman brought back to life. It’s a dirty job but somebody has to do it MMP \*\* Well, the kids aren’t gonna abduct themselves… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/422 "2013-10-23T16:24:38Z")
\*\*What unexplained things have happened in your house/apartment? Gypsies taking children. A old bogeyman brought back to life. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/423 "2013-10-23T16:38:54Z")
**NJ Gov. Christie drops opposition to same sex marriage** \*\*Tell me about your lovely grandparents! \*\* They finally came out after the governor said it was okay! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/424 "2013-10-23T18:03:18Z")
\*\* How the wiggly snakes travel in straight line Cars with their own badge \*\* Do **not** tailgate Cobras or Vipers. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/425 "2013-10-23T18:45:05Z")
\*\*Why isn’t Amazon in Australia? dark energy \*\* Even with all their resources, [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) has still been unable to penetrate the Great Dark Energy Barrier Reef at the edge of Australia. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/426 "2013-10-23T21:41:38Z")
\*\* The most awkward Jesus painting is … Amazon Super Saver Shipping Increase\*\* Yeah, I thought that ad featuring the “Super Savior” was really tacky. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/427 "2013-10-23T23:05:13Z")
\*\*The most awkward Jesus painting is … The worst case of helicopter parenting ever \*\* Ah, yes, Botticelli’s _The Blessed Virgin complaining about the young Christ’s grade on His pop quiz_. Really not Botticelli’s best work. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/428 "2013-10-24T00:18:40Z")
\*\*How do you deal with frustration? How do you deal with LinkedIn endorsements? \*\* Same thing. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/429 "2013-10-24T02:13:14Z")
\*\* Funny Things My Ex-Boyfriends Have Said Short Skirts Are Good For the Back! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/430 "2013-10-24T03:07:44Z")
**The most awkward Jesus painting is …** \*\*A functional Flying Car that is cool-looking! \*\* God is my co-pilot! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/431 "2013-10-24T11:18:45Z")
I don’t usually count New Posts as proper sequential threads, but I thought this IMHO/GQ combo was worthy of mention: \*\*Non-Parent Dopers: What Advice Do You Have for Parents? Gun based suicide Temple vs Mouth \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/432 "2013-10-24T12:41:41Z")
\*\* Girl you can never have Fit mom posts Facebook pic along with her 3 kids asking ‘What’s your excuse?’ - Firestorm ensues\*\* Uh, it’s OK, I can get over that one. > [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > I don’t usually count New Posts as proper sequential threads Of course they are! What are you, a Communist??!? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/433 "2013-10-24T16:36:31Z")
\*\* Do only Charter Members get Halloween names? On leaving the SDMB in my will.\*\* I promise to leave the SDMB $5.49 if I get to use the name **JackTheRippermannii**. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/434 "2013-10-25T00:22:06Z")
**What’s the best private eye series? HP Lovecraft** “I knew she was trouble from the minute she walked in the door–from her hard, dark eyes, the color of the lightless unfathomable abysses between the stars; to her full red lips, red like the blood of unclean sacrifices made on rude altars to monstrous ancient gods best left unnamed; to the lush, full curves of her body, as devoid of straight lines or right angles as the geometry of some lost alien city glimpsed in a nightmare.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/435 "2013-10-25T12:20:47Z")
\*\*And in the category of Animals You Didn’t Know Exist we have… Its Deermageddon! \*\* An unique hybrid of deer and the apocalypse. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/436 "2013-10-25T12:39:44Z")
\*\* Phrases that sound “dirty” but aren’t… dude on unicycle\*\* Wanna share a bicycle built for two? I’ll pedal, if ya know what I mean… ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/437 "2013-10-25T13:19:40Z")
\*\*And in the category of Animals You Didn’t Know Exist we have… Deermageddon!\*\* That’s a weird name for an animal. ETA: how did miss a post from an hour ago? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/438 "2013-10-26T03:10:29Z")
**New Puppy Passed Away - Feeling Very Down Need a refreshed vagina? Steam it! - Video** Maybe she’d just appreciate a sympathy card. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/439 "2013-10-26T11:04:12Z")
**Thai Ladyboys Invade Copenhagen Well… now that’s a street fight!** Militant Thai ladyboys vs. Danish soccer hooligans… hand me the popcorn, this will be awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/440 "2013-10-26T17:51:56Z")
\*\* Do you eat in dreams? Has anybody ever owned/operated a mobile food van?\*\* So, could you park outside my bedroom window in case I get the munchies while having a nightmare about Obamacare? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=23)