# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/481 "2013-11-01T19:15:40Z")
\*\*Teachers so full of shit. Need a new toilet - suggestions? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/482 "2013-11-01T19:32:14Z")
**What happened to Arnold Winkelried Fracking = Worse Than Coal** Okay, so what if he was fracking worse than coal, I still wanna know what happened. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/483 "2013-11-01T19:48:29Z")
\*\* Shooting at LAX Terminal 3 I woke up, more’s the pity MMP\*\* Yeah, can’t these people at least use a silencer? ---
**Author:** ![BrianJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/54ee81/32.png) [@BrianJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrianJ)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/484 "2013-11-01T19:52:19Z")
\*\*Abusive terms of endearment Ugly and Useless \*\* Do the threads actually have to be sequential? (They were in this case) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/485 "2013-11-01T20:53:16Z")
\*\* Need a new toilet - suggestions? Question for Atheists.\*\* We don’t believe in worshipping the porcelain god. Use a litter box instead. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/486 "2013-11-02T01:47:13Z")
\*\*Abusive terms of endearment Brag about your moments of parental brilliance \*\* “A+? Heyyy, that’s my little poindexter! Yeah, that’s daddy’s lil’ grind! My little brown-noser!” Now he wears a leather jacket and carries a switchblade and gets all Cs and Ds. Ain’t no son of mine is gonna be no damned nerd! (The chicks really dig him, too.) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/487 "2013-11-02T14:33:00Z")
\*\* Results of my genetic ancestry test More on my sister-in-law\*\* She’s only three generations removed from capuchin monkeys. My subscription to [ancestry.com](http://ancestry.com) really paid off! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/488 "2013-11-02T15:39:27Z")
\*\*NYC raises smoking age to 21! Vent your spleen thread \*\* Your spleen, hell. Please vent your smoke. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/489 "2013-11-02T22:37:47Z")
\*\*Things you didn’t know were real until you were an adult Arrested for overdue library book \*\* See, Mom, I was [right all along](http://librarycartoons.wordpress.com/2010/04/03/evil-librarian-stare/)! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/490 "2013-11-03T15:09:53Z")
**Results of my genetic ancestry test We Have Pigeon Eggs** And you can’t come over, because we’re nesting. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/491 "2013-11-03T17:34:50Z")
\*\*WHat are your favorite/most disturbing True Crime books? Shooting at LAX Terminal 3 \*\* Too soon?? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/492 "2013-11-03T17:49:51Z")
\*\* Whatever happened to Bernhard Goetz? Similiarities to Jesus - very misguided? \*\* VERY misguided. Jesus never rode in a subway car. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/493 "2013-11-03T18:22:26Z")
\*\* Ass too big for one seat on a commercial flight… Google maps iPad - add destination\*\* “I don’t know the exact address, but it’s right next to that gigantic ass on Route 20.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/494 "2013-11-03T18:54:36Z")
\*\*Age of consent laws should be reformed What if your son rapes your daughter? \*\* Age of consent is the least of my problems with that. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/495 "2013-11-03T19:27:02Z")
\*\*While mid coitus, you find out the person you’re boinking is your cousin… Continue or stop? Questions too stupid for GQ. \*\* Hey, that’s what all these other sections are for! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/496 "2013-11-03T21:17:23Z")
\*\*What is “Original Sin”? Trick or Treating sans costume \*\* I’m pretty sure that’s _un_original sin ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/497 "2013-11-04T00:01:44Z")
\*\* Nazi supermarket shopper - What is the uniform he is wearing? Fast moving things appearing to slow down\*\* If an armadillo chorus starts singing “I’ve Gotta Be Me”, then you’ve definitely OD’d. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/498 "2013-11-04T05:48:28Z")
> [@BrianJ](#): > > Do the threads actually have to be sequential? (They were in this case) I always thought they were supposed to be. **Good jokes you’ve heard recently** **How do you tell if your computer has a sound card?** Okay, I’m waiting for the punch line. **To the liberals who utterly dominate the season-ticket holding ranks for the Wash Nat Opera** **Rand Paul apparently really likes Wikipedia** Is that supposed to appease or infuriate them? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/499 "2013-11-04T18:43:09Z")
\*\*Abusive terms of endearment Reason My Son is Crying \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/500 "2013-11-04T21:31:46Z")
**Hiding from a Boy Scout! Reason My Son is Crying** “I just wanted to help the little old lady cross the street, and she ran away and _hid! WAAAA!_” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=26)