# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/501 "2013-11-05T01:25:17Z")

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\*\* Black market diabetes supplies?  
a buck thirty-nine … ? \*\*

Hey, that’s a bargain price for a gross of lightly-used syringes! Microwave 'em and you’re good to go.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/502 "2013-11-05T01:41:38Z")

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\*\* How to lose weight when I hate everything associated with it?

“Your child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats"  
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If nothing else, we can SHAME you out of those pounds!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/503 "2013-11-05T13:25:09Z")

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\*\* Strangest things people have stolen  
robot vacuums, what is your experience\*\*

I’ve got a fleet of them in my garage. Soon, I will rule the world!!!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/504 "2013-11-05T17:49:41Z")

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\*\*How to lose weight when I hate everything associated with it?

Sex, the traveling show.  
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“Reach for your Mate instead of the Plate.”

\*\*“Your child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats"

2013 Weight Loss & Healthy Living Support Thread  
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/505 "2013-11-05T18:48:15Z")

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\*\*Help me identify this fruit  
So Dockers fit normally again \*\*

It’s a banana. You’d better remove it before your mother sees you like that.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/506 "2013-11-05T20:45:24Z")

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\*\* Blackface - Why the hysteria?  
Manners/Politeness  
Gimme that old-fashioned racism\*\*

Blackface is rude. I was raised on respect and lynchings.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/507 "2013-11-05T23:13:11Z")

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\*\* Starbuck and Starbuck in Starbucks

what’s your favourite starbucks?

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The Starbucks inside the Starbucks inside the Starbucks.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/508 "2013-11-06T06:43:58Z")

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\*\*Two planes collide-everybody jumps out.  
An all round bad day \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/509 "2013-11-06T13:10:00Z")

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\*\* Blackface - Why the hysteria?

Gimme that old-fashioned racism

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/510 "2013-11-06T13:57:57Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> \*\* Blackface - Why the hysteria?
> 
> Gimme that old-fashioned racism
> 
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_curses futilely_

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/511 "2013-11-06T14:06:20Z")

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\*\* Celery Juice Attracts Women to Men?  
fecal stuff\*\*

“Poop For Men” - hey, it worked for Rasputin.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/512 "2013-11-06T18:54:53Z")

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\*\* Does the word “craft” (small handmade object) not exist in Jamaican English?

Latin translation request: “The black dog does not ride me”

“Japanese” proverb: Floating enemies, river sitting

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“The Floating Black Dog Craft does not Ride the Sitting River”

In Jamaican/Latin/Japanese

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/513 "2013-11-06T21:16:34Z")

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\*\* Ask the Guy who successfully enrolled in Obamacare on the [healthcare.gov](http://healthcare.gov) website  
An elderly person, a person on crutches, and a pregnant woman all get onto the train…\*\*

So if the train goes off the fiscal cliff, do they all get to keep their current policies?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/514 "2013-11-06T22:17:07Z")

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\*\* Guys, how much did you spend on an engagement ring?  
robot vacuums, what is your experience\*\*

Well, when I popped the question, I gave her a Roomba. Lucky for me I sprang for all the options.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/515 "2013-11-07T06:51:26Z")

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**Suggestion that women moderate drinking to avoid getting assaulted met with extreme outrage - Why?  
No One Born for 30 Years**

We have to get those rape figures back up! It’s humanity’s only hope!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/516 "2013-11-07T19:10:09Z")

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\*\*How fast is an acoustic wave on a fat woman’s buttocks during doggy-style sex?  
Is Mars Still Geologically Active? \*\*

No, but another big asteroid chunk has broken off and is heading for Earth. Control yourselves, people!!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/517 "2013-11-08T00:42:48Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> **Suggestion that women moderate drinking to avoid getting assaulted met with extreme outrage - Why?  
> No One Born for 30 Years**
> 
> We have to get those rape figures back up! It’s humanity’s only hope!

You are so going to hell for posting this.

And I am going to hell for laughing at it. ☹

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/518 "2013-11-08T23:36:32Z")

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\*\*What is the argument against Snowden  
Rape porn \*\*

We _need_ a strong NSA. Do you have any idea of the sort of things people are posting to the Internet?!?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/519 "2013-11-09T04:25:18Z")

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\*\* What cities have the most promiscuity girls?  
Have a favorite non sequitur?\*\*

Yes. Ask for a [three-way](http://dailycrave.wordpress.com/2010/10/06/cincinnati-three-way/) in Cincinnati, and it may not work out the way you were expecting.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2013, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/520 "2013-11-09T05:09:00Z")

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**What cities have the most promiscuity girls?  
is this why i’m so tired?**

Well, yes.  
**"Will no one rid us of of this troublesome priest". I am adding Pope Francis to the Death Pool  
Two planes collide-everybody jumps out.  
That explains it. 8(**

_They_ thought the Pope was on one of the planes.

\*\*  
The Goetz case Vs. the Martin case.  
Is blackface really offensive?\*\*

Oh, I think I can _guarantee_ that showing up in blackface as Trayvon Martin will offend people…

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