# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 29

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/561 "2013-11-17T19:08:00Z")

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\*\*Why are Jewish people so disproportionately successful  
Similiarities to Jesus - very misguided? \*\*

Jesus was a Jew, and a really successful Messiah.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/562 "2013-11-17T22:45:44Z")

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\*\*Jam recipies – ingredients by weight  
Soup!  
Hot sauce  
Save my cheese dip  
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That doesn’t sound very good at all.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/563 "2013-11-17T23:15:32Z")

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**Signs you may be in the ghetto…  
Cataract surgery**

…by a guy wheeling a street cart. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/564 "2013-11-18T02:21:37Z")

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\*\*We had health care sign-up yesterday at work. Here’s how it went.

Mayor Ford & the media\*\*

Geez, that bad, ehh?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/565 "2013-11-18T03:49:41Z")

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\*\* I made a video! Come and see it! Yay!  
The first robot suicide.\*\*

Cruel, yet somehow hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/566 "2013-11-18T07:44:07Z")

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**The Lost Cow Tunnel of New York  
This could be fun…**

Until you meet the deadly albino tunnel cows of New York, whose fathers walked into the tunnels years ago, and never walked out again, while their eyes and mouths grew bigger and bigger in the darkness…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/567 "2013-11-18T14:07:36Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> **The Lost Cow Tunnel of New York  
> This could be fun…**
> 
> Until you meet the deadly albino tunnel cows of New York, whose fathers walked into the tunnels years ago, and never walked out again, while their eyes and mouths grew bigger and bigger in the darkness…

That story’s a lot of bull…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/568 "2013-11-18T17:32:12Z")

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\*\*The Pope and gay Priests  
Death by being ‘corked’ \*\*

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/569 "2013-11-18T23:15:37Z")

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\*\* Guess what 60 Minutes decided to do last night? (Answer: Benghazi)

I pit people that just don’t listen. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/570 "2013-11-19T00:59:44Z")

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\*\*What is the ugliest bodily injury you ever had?  
What’s the worst mistake you ever made?  
The Art of Cinnamon Toast \*\*

The Deep-Fried Turkey Disaster is a close second.

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/571 "2013-11-19T07:43:09Z")

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\*\*What do I need to setup a dual-band wifi range extender?  
Mountains and gravity \*\*

Nobody said it was going to be easy.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/572 "2013-11-19T11:17:22Z")

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**Oops. Looks like we were lied to about Obamacare after all.  
Cannabis Extracts for the Primary Treatment of Cancer, Epilepsy, and More**

Ah ha! So _that’s_ Obama’s nefarious plan–Modern medicine will be replaced with marijuana. The whole “Obamacare” thing is just a ploy to turn us into a nation of potheads! (Probably all at the behest of Big Snacks.)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/573 "2013-11-19T18:37:56Z")

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**How do I get this dog to eat (and does it even matter)?  
Who were the most competant Nazis?**

“Ve haff vays of making you eat! Bring out ze gravy!!”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/574 "2013-11-19T18:42:18Z")

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\*\*Signs you may be in the ghetto…  
Never again pay for french fries. Free forever! \*\*

Hey, the ghetto sounds quite nice!

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**Author:** ![Cognoscant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Cognoscant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cognoscant)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/575 "2013-11-19T23:23:31Z")

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**Symbols of National Pride**  
**Toronto’s alleged crack-smoking mayor**

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/576 "2013-11-20T01:37:22Z")

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> [@Cognoscant](#):
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> **Symbols of National Pride**  
> **Toronto’s alleged crack-smoking mayor**

:: sob ::

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/577 "2013-11-20T15:39:37Z")

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\*\*I had a great idea for a new thread, but forgot it  
How dumb can you get? \*\*

I have a word for that: Dopeblanking.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/578 "2013-11-20T18:39:02Z")

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**Smallest thing that can kill you?  
Should I be worried about my GF?**

How small is she?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/579 "2013-11-20T19:53:44Z")

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\*\*I hate it when long time dopers disappear.  
Soylent as a food alternative? Oh Hells No! \*\*

Relax, have a glass of **Uncle Beer**. Or a nice bowl of **Manhattan** clam chowder. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/580 "2013-11-21T03:42:51Z")

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\*\*Gallbladder-safe foods

Chopped hard-boiled eggs in gravy  
Hot Sauce

Your experiences with organ transplants? \*\*

[sub]they were sequential, not quite in that order[/sub]

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