# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/41 "2013-09-05T14:13:08Z")

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\*\*Stupidest way you have injured yourself  
Stub Hub?  
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I stubbed my hub once and it HURT!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/42 "2013-09-05T16:53:35Z")

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\*\* Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?  
No thank you, I do not want to dance. Which of these words is giving you trouble?\*\*

Alright, jeez, I get it. But would you like to go out for an ice cream soda?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/43 "2013-09-05T17:24:50Z")

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\*\*Opinions on a two seat car as a daily driver  
Hot lap around Manhattan  
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Well, at least it will get you to work quicker.

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/44 "2013-09-05T17:28:52Z")

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\*\* How did people make a living whittling?  
#1 Genie wish, $100,000,000\*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/45 "2013-09-05T18:22:37Z")

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**I can’t pay my rent. I’m doomed.  
It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down**

I think your landlord might have given you a few weeks’ grace if he’d known the alternative.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/46 "2013-09-05T19:53:46Z")

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\*\* Fleas - even after Frontline what do you do  
Genie Wish #3-Resurrection! \*\*

Hey, even fleas got genies.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/47 "2013-09-06T01:51:52Z")

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\*\*Had my physical today. . .  
Hell. Officially scared out of me. \*\*

“Oh my god, is that a tumor?!? Oh, wait, never mind–it’s just a speck on the lens.”

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2013, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/48 "2013-09-06T07:00:32Z")

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\*\*Rape Laws and how they have changed  
Girl you can never have \*\*

Pesky modern rape laws!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2013, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/49 "2013-09-06T12:39:02Z")

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\*\* Worst. Jew. Ever.  
things to do at night in NE\*\*

You could go see the Red Sox on Aryan Brotherhood Night and eat bratwurst and clam chowder. Too bad Kevin Youkilis isn’t around to boo any more. ☹

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/50 "2013-09-06T17:51:40Z")

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**Ariel Castro found hanged in cell.  
Twerking?**

Um, no, I don’t believe he was.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2013, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/51 "2013-09-06T20:27:07Z")

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\*\* If you were on death row, what would be your last meal?  
Help me find this delicious cracker/cookie/teabiscuit I had one time.\*\*

We were going to execute him back in ‘85, but we still can’t find that friggin’ teabiscuit.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/52 "2013-09-06T23:28:43Z")

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\*\*A message to all atheists, unbelievers, and lukewarm christians

the concept of faith

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Don’t patronize us.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/53 "2013-09-07T06:54:53Z")

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**30 days for Rape  
Rape Laws and how they have changed**

You’re darn tootin’ - Tom Robinson sure wasn’t facing no thirty days!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/54 "2013-09-07T23:13:12Z")

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**I must be an outlier on the sdmb  
Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?**

Oh, come on! All the other dopers have done it already!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/55 "2013-09-08T15:08:56Z")

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\*\* What do you see when you open your bedroom window.  
Black guys with a phone growing out of their head\*\*

Honey! Time to move to the suburbs!!!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/56 "2013-09-08T16:01:59Z")

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\*\* Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?

Rape Laws and how they have changed  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/57 "2013-09-09T00:48:29Z")

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\*\* How Incomplete is Our Knowledge of 1st-Century Rome?  
Are revolvers really better to commit crimes with? \*\*

Yeah, _you_ try holding up a Quickie Mart with a javelin and a company of archers.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/58 "2013-09-09T01:20:02Z")

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\*\* Is it me or …  
Stupid bitch Michelle Bachman\*\*

It might be both, just sayin’.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/59 "2013-09-09T08:45:55Z")

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\*\*In What Ways Has the Web Totally Failed You?  
People dropping in unannounced \*\*

I mean, they could e-mail, they could IM, they could Skype, they could Tweet, they could update their Facebook status to “On my way to Buckner’s house, be there in a couple hours”, but _nooo_…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/60 "2013-09-09T12:23:45Z")

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\*\*How to invest inheritance?  
Pregnancy tests at the 99 Cents Store . . . \*\*

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