# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/581 "2013-11-21T15:08:23Z")
\*\*I hate it when long time dopers disappear. Google to remove satellite image of dead teen \*\* Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/582 "2013-11-21T15:10:55Z")
**Am totally straight but… I saw the Orion nebula last night!** Is that a euphemism? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/583 "2013-11-21T15:16:07Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > **Am totally straight but… > I saw the Orion nebula last night!** > > Is that a euphemism? All I know is I can see Uranus clearly tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/584 "2013-11-21T19:27:05Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > All I know is I can see Uranus clearly tonight. Sorry about that. I forgot to close the blinds. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/585 "2013-11-22T03:53:09Z")
**Best bachelor dishes Speak to me of salami** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/586 "2013-11-22T05:22:26Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Sorry about that. I forgot to close the blinds. That was in that movie, wasn’t it? “Rear Window”? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/587 "2013-11-22T10:38:03Z")
\*\*If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain Computer-illeterate parents want a tablet. Help? \*\* Yeah, the “from 1950” wasn’t meant hypothetically. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/588 "2013-11-22T16:04:50Z")
\*\*They found something suspicious in my wife’s mammogram I saw the Orion nebula last night! \*\* Well, that’s what you get for going after the women with heavenly bodies. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/589 "2013-11-22T23:49:38Z")
**Adult-teen interaction. It’s as bad as I think, isn’t it?** **Rivers of blood, years of darkness - I mean the winter solstice** Damn, that _is_ pretty bad. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/590 "2013-11-22T23:50:47Z")
**What’s your greatest Thrift Store find? I found a kitten!** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/591 "2013-11-24T04:03:54Z")
**Do nurses or doctors ever have to masturbate disabled or paralyzed people? Is porn of the mentally handicapped illegal? How much does it cost to lay cables? The Post-Antibiotic Age?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/592 "2013-11-24T10:48:00Z")
**When applying for a job, is the employer allowed to ask this Aside from sex, what physical sensation makes you feel good?** Eww! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/593 "2013-11-24T13:26:58Z")
**The snozzberries taste like WHAT? Did anyone else think this was a particulary crappy year for fruit?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/594 "2013-11-24T13:48:20Z")
\*\* Lying Whore to get a new title Slut shaming \*\* ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/595 "2013-11-24T17:55:43Z")
**Aside from sex, what physical sensation makes you feel good? Watch two old men dramatically re-enact a YouTube comment girl fight** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/596 "2013-11-24T23:36:23Z")
\*\* French Weather girl fufills promise to viewers if France qualified for the World Cup. Wine Tasting is Bullshit: Film at 11\*\* Controversial, but I was hoping for something just a _little_ spicier. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/597 "2013-11-25T16:42:40Z")
\*\* Freakin’ cat Am totally straight but… Help us name our cat\*\* Hey, if the cat only answers to “Liberace”, I’m afraid you’re stuck with it. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/598 "2013-11-25T16:50:09Z")
\*\* Special Names for Animal Meat Freakin’ cat \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/599 "2013-11-25T21:05:58Z")
\*\*What’s your greatest Thrift Store find? Some new kitchen gadgets \*\* Not really funny. But certainly possible. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/600 "2013-11-25T22:45:05Z")
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