# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/601 "2013-11-26T02:03:36Z")
**Attention, Vending Machine Filling Guy I haven’t had sex in three years** Sequential bad porn movie plot threads. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/602 "2013-11-26T05:59:34Z")
\*\*If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain 21st century Alarm Clock? \*\* “Do you mean to say that this device not only accurately displays the correct time, but also contains some sort of automaton or robot that will wake me up at whatever pre-selected time I desire?!? Astounding!” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/603 "2013-11-26T06:14:40Z")
**Roast chicken question…** **How many independent sources do we have of Jesus’ life?** Is this about the Last Supper? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/604 "2013-11-26T06:50:52Z")
**Farts and fetishes… I haven’t had sex in three years** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/605 "2013-11-26T13:07:38Z")
\*\*I haven’t had sex in three years Aside from sex, what physical sensation makes you feel good? \*\* Try concentrating on those. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/606 "2013-11-26T14:00:21Z")
\*\*Aside from sex, what physical sensation makes you feel good? NJ opens online gaming to public \*\* ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/607 "2013-11-26T16:00:38Z")
\*\*What do you do if your open enrollment doesn’t match your spouse’s? Sit on Santa’s lap… \*\* Aren’t you a little old to be sitting on Santa’s lap? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/608 "2013-11-26T16:12:37Z")
\*\*I haven’t had sex in three years What was your most realistic dream? Sit on Santa’s lap… \*\* After three years, sex dreams start to get weird. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/609 "2013-11-26T16:19:26Z")
\*\*16 People On Things They Couldn’t Believe About America Until They Moved Here Farts and fetishes… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/610 "2013-11-26T18:53:36Z")
From GQ. \*\*Can someone explain the physics behind catching a falling person? Is there anything a human traveling at terminal velocity could land on that wouldn’t injure them?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/611 "2013-11-26T21:44:18Z")
**Is it practical to keep a medieval crossbow loaded? What’s the average police response time in a rural area** Have you considered just getting a big dog? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/612 "2013-11-26T23:50:57Z")
\*\* What was your most realistic dream? Trying to bring Black Friday to Canada\*\* It was going so well in Winnipeg with all those people lined up two days in advance, then the blizzard hit…I don’t want to talk about it. ☹ > [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > **Attention, Vending Machine Filling Guy > I haven’t had sex in three years** Uh, too bad, lady…wanna free bag of Doritos? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/613 "2013-11-27T00:09:38Z")
\*\*What’s your greatest Thrift Store find? The Afterlife…and DELICIOUS MEAT!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/614 "2013-11-27T13:16:13Z")
\*\* I haven’t had sex in three years Timeshare salespeople: How do you do it? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/615 "2013-11-27T15:37:03Z")
\*\*I haven’t had sex in three years How about a St. Louis Dopefest next week? \*\* Well, that’s sorted, then. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/616 "2013-11-27T17:49:00Z")
**Not everyone wants to “celebrate” Thanksgiving** **Thanksgiving not a “real” holiday** **Who is NOT having Turkey for US Thanksgiving?** Bah, Humbug! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/617 "2013-11-27T19:49:41Z")
\*\* I haven’t had sex in three years Check out this whackadoodle apprentice program \*\* If you haven’t had sex in three years, whack a doodle, indeed \*\*They found something suspicious in my wife’s mammogram Here, YOU figure it out… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/618 "2013-11-27T19:53:29Z")
\*\*What one food item makes or breaks Thanksgiving for you? Unusual Thanksgiving recipes needed. Aspic. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/619 "2013-11-27T22:35:42Z")
\*\* Not everyone wants to “celebrate” Thanksgiving Oh, how hard it is to speak Spanish! :)\*\* Yeah, shaddup and pass the pico de gallo. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/620 "2013-11-28T00:58:33Z")
**Why do people with sepsis get hand and foot amputation?** **Damn relatives.** Which is why it’s important to have a living will. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=32)