# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/661 "2013-12-03T18:37:35Z")
\*\*What would you do if your mom did porn? Experience with steroid shots for arthritic joints? \*\* She’s just not as limber as she used to be… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/662 "2013-12-03T19:27:12Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Separated by two, but definitely worth it: > > \*\*What completely normal situations get your goat? (Multi-page thread 1 2 3) > > Giant Goat Erection > > \*\* > > I can see why it’s a multi-page thread. Okay – NOW these two are truly sequential. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/663 "2013-12-04T09:18:29Z")
\*\*Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail? Would y’all like to be in my porn film? \*\* Rule 34 strikes again! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/664 "2013-12-04T13:31:28Z")
\*\* What, if anything, should be done for those who couldn’t buy health care? In which I agree with what the NRA says\*\* Wow, those ACA enforcement guys don’t mess around. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/665 "2013-12-04T14:45:56Z")
**Giant Goat Erection Christmas Cards for Doper Kids - 2013** The Tumescent Goat is a traditional Christmas character in… I don’t remember where. One of the -stans; or some part of Asia, I think. Could be Persia, because IIRC The Tumescent Goat was the adopted animal-brother of Melchior (one of the Magi), and was named Felchior. Sorry, I can’t recall the story this early in the morning. Anyway, the cool thing about the Felchior the Tumescent Goat Christmas card is that it’s a pop-up. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/666 "2013-12-04T15:39:50Z")
\*\* Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail? The Most Disgraceful Thing You’ve Ever Seen (Especially in Public) \*\* I’ve had enough of these PDEs (Public Displays of Eyestalks)! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/667 "2013-12-04T15:43:43Z")
\*\* Are we doing a Secret Santa this year? Post your list of things you will never again do \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/668 "2013-12-04T18:35:53Z")
\*\*Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail? How do YOU keep your social security card intact? \*\* I use my armored shell, personally. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/669 "2013-12-04T19:14:24Z")
\*\*Green Bean Casserole is… The Mentalist’s new story arc (spoilers) \*\* Spoiler alert! . . . He likes it! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/670 "2013-12-04T19:36:29Z")
\*\* Which charities actually give clothes to the poor? Pope Francis Sneaks Out of Vatican At Night, In Disguise, To Meet With Homeless Romans\*\* With an armload of gently used robes, no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/671 "2013-12-04T19:43:33Z")
\*\* 14 year old daughter’s first date - what to say to the boy? Why should spend, or not spend, $99 on 23andme?\*\* “Yeah kid, if you’re gonna father a bunch of sprogs with _my_ daughter, your genetics better be up to snuff. Wait, where are you going?” ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/672 "2013-12-05T04:07:14Z")
**What completely normal situations get your goat? Nuclear missle codes were set to super-secure "00000000"** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/673 "2013-12-05T12:59:16Z")
\*\*Poll: Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail? Thoughts on my idea for a tattoo \*\* I think Eyeballs on Stalks are WAY cooler. Lotsa mileage out of that thread title. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/674 "2013-12-05T13:12:24Z")
\*\*Did you know 90% of your personality is formed by the time you reach five years old? Sample Math Problem from OECD International HS test \*\* So if it takes 5 years to create 90% of your personality, how long until 95% is created? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/675 "2013-12-05T13:46:02Z")
\*\*Mexican porn: What’s up with the masks? Female porn stars without makeup and with (SFW) - Kind of interesting \*\* If you wear a mask, you don’t have to bother with makeup. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/676 "2013-12-05T14:05:02Z")
\*\* Thoughts on my idea for a tattoo Little girls and princesses. A real menace or harmless fun?\*\* Sounds like fun, but your Hell’s Angels chapter isn’t going to get much respect. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/677 "2013-12-05T15:22:31Z")
\*\*Poll: Would y’all like to be in my porn film? Conceived from porn? \*\* three lines later: \*\*What would you do if your mom did porn? Suggestions for what to do in Vienna?\*\* Porn! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/678 "2013-12-05T15:25:14Z")
\*\* Ideas for a holiday party for a very small office? Another Colonoscopy Thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/679 "2013-12-05T15:34:27Z")
\*\*What’s a meat to eat if your poor Richard Simmons \*\* And it’s low-fat! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/680 "2013-12-05T18:50:16Z")
\*\* How much food does it to get massively obese? Has anyone been to an adult fat camp? \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=35)