# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/681 "2013-12-05T20:16:42Z")
\*\*Green Bean Casserole is… The Future of TV Commercials \*\* GBC will be used to sell EVERYTHING! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/682 "2013-12-05T20:31:54Z")
\*\*Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail? Why do some people (especially, it seems, men) hate cats? \*\* with our cats, it’s the Eyeballs on Stalks, definitely. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/683 "2013-12-05T20:32:57Z")
\*\*What completely normal situations get your goat? Holding a dog on a leash with people around you \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/684 "2013-12-05T21:53:17Z")
\*\* The most disgusting non-food thing you or your child have eaten Post your list of things you will never again do\*\* Well, I don’t plan to take the family out to Sven’s All-You-Can-Eat Lutefisk Buffet again any time soon. ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/685 "2013-12-06T00:35:48Z")
**Animals are hard.** **Giant Goat Erection** Neither of which are what you would expect. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/686 "2013-12-06T01:41:58Z")
\*\* Would y’all like to be in my porn film? Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail? \*\* So it’s some kind of freaky Japanese Tentacle movie? Count me in!! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/687 "2013-12-06T02:19:57Z")
\*\*Has anyone been to an adult fat camp? Would y’all like to be in my porn film? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/688 "2013-12-06T03:26:54Z")
\*\* Poll: Eyeballs on Stalks or Prehensile Tail? Ever pass on someone hot for a completely petty reason?\*\* The prehensile tail was a turn-on, but I felt like she was always staring at me… ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/689 "2013-12-06T03:35:55Z")
\*\* What do I want to do in Key West?\*\* **Dishwasher help needed** That could work out if you fall short of cash, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/690 "2013-12-06T13:16:49Z")
\*\*Today I royally fucked up at work. Commiserate with me. Job hunting in the information age - ugh! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/691 "2013-12-06T13:22:04Z")
\*\*Some particle physics news What business as usual looks like on Wall Street \*\* “In the Market, Quarks are Down 1/3…” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/692 "2013-12-06T16:19:40Z")
**Another Colonoscopy Thread Share your Christmas traditions!** Well, we usually all go in for laser hair removal. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/693 "2013-12-06T16:47:52Z")
\*\*People eating Tide pods The most disgusting non-food thing you or your child have eaten \*\* You just _knew_ these two were going to end up being sequential. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/694 "2013-12-06T17:05:10Z")
\*\* So another girl turned me down after I asked her out. Wanna help me get over it? Memorial Bricks \*\* You could buy one inscribed “In memory of my sex life”, if that makes you feel better. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/695 "2013-12-06T17:08:59Z")
\*\* Bands that booted an original member before hitting it big. My band’s album made it to #2 on the Itunes Reggae Charts!!! \*\* Who did you have to boot? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/696 "2013-12-06T20:20:32Z")
**Giant Goat Erection Today I royally fucked up at work. Commiserate with me.** Doncha hate that? You’re giving a presentation in front of a packed conference room. Company brass watching. And then… _sprongggggggg!_ :eek: :o ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/697 "2013-12-06T20:32:50Z")
\*\*Ever pass on someone hot for a completely petty reason? Giant Goat Erection \*\* If that’s petty, I’d hate to see a good reason. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/698 "2013-12-06T21:58:48Z")
**Cannibal sandwiches Do you find this youtube video scary, creepy, or disturbing?** Yes! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/699 "2013-12-06T22:03:54Z")
**Ever been kicked off a forum? Why? Animals are hard Giant Goat Erection** Sex with sheep is fun… You know, too many posts like that. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/700 "2013-12-07T00:32:12Z")
**Your dog gets attacked by another dog at a dog park. What are your legal remedies?** **Cannibal sandwiches** My name is **Siam Sam** , and I approve this remedy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=36)