# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/701 "2013-12-07T00:38:29Z")
**Cannibal sandwiches Buying meat from the “day old” bin at the grocery-creepy?** Yes. I use freshly killed only. Preferably from underage virgins, they’re more tender. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/702 "2013-12-07T02:52:08Z")
**Was it really better “Back in the day?” Ever get “the strap” in school** I’ll take that as a “no”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/703 "2013-12-07T16:29:02Z")
\*\*What completely normal situations get your goat? Uranus makes me uncomfortable \*\* \*insert “your anus” joke here ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/704 "2013-12-07T21:46:23Z")
\*\* Your favorite final words Goin’ to Jamaica mon - what to do?\*\* We miss you, Bob. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/705 "2013-12-07T22:31:32Z")
\*\* Ever pass on someone hot for a completely petty reason? Multi-colored or White Christmas lights?\*\* Yeah, if you want me to be your back door man, you better live in the House of Blue Lights. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/706 "2013-12-07T23:43:03Z")
\*\*It’s going to be -49C/-56F with the windchill tomorrow. I’m sick of this Global Warming! \*\* How about Global Cooling? How’s that working for you? ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/707 "2013-12-07T23:53:17Z")
**Oh GOD no!! GummY bears!** **Uranus makes me uncomfortable** Separated by two, but worth the mention. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/708 "2013-12-08T01:30:51Z")
**Uranus makes me uncomfortable It’s so cold my bedroom window broke** Now, _that’s_ a cold-ass bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/709 "2013-12-08T16:41:11Z")
\*\* How warm is an electric blanket supposed to be? A New Ice Age - How Fast?\*\* This week according to the Weather Channel - so better dial that sucker up to 11. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/710 "2013-12-09T19:06:12Z")
\*\* Anyone Been Accused By A Doctor of Being Difficult What do you want done with your body when you die?\*\* Well, first I want a second opinion. Make that _two_ second opinions. I heard on the Internet that unless a doctor pronounces at least 100 people dead a year, they’re not very good at it. And do you offer free delivery to the cemetery? Are there coupons for half off on embalming? Whaddaya mean I’m difficult? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/711 "2013-12-10T02:48:31Z")
**Funny Christmas pet stories? Man commits suicide after girlfriend insists on more shopping** No, you _can’t_ have that doggie in the window! GAAAAHHHHHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/712 "2013-12-10T02:50:06Z")
Never mind. I’ll put in in the new thread. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/713 "2013-12-10T02:52:41Z")
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