# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/61 "2013-09-09T13:37:51Z")
\*\*A message to all atheists, unbelievers, and lukewarm christians “Gender identity” is mental illness \*\* So says the fundie Christian \*\*Good jokes you’ve heard recently Pregnancy tests at the 99 Cents Store . . . 107 year old killed by SWAT team \*\* Well, I’m laughing… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/62 "2013-09-09T14:04:44Z")
\*\*Are cat owners masochists? Are you currently suffering from an injury from a cat? I am considering declawing my cat I hate her so much \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/63 "2013-09-09T14:49:09Z")
\*\*How to become a stuntman? People dropping in unannounced \*\* So, I was eating dinner when there was this crash above and Bob came right through my roof! I think he should become a stuntman! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/64 "2013-09-09T18:04:38Z")
\*\*Why didn’t Germany use chemical weapons? Syrian retaliation? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/65 "2013-09-09T20:22:01Z")
\*\* A question of [extraterrestrial] life. Whaddya get when you cross a St Bernard with a Chihuahua?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/66 "2013-09-09T22:57:13Z")
\*\*Alaska Question Do people actually wear grass skirts in Hawaii (or anywhere in Polynesia)? \*\* Yet more evidence of Americans’ shocking ignorance of geography. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/67 "2013-09-09T23:37:05Z")
**Getting to know you Q&A Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?** Huh. OK, then, so… Damn it, I guess I need to come up with more questions for this thing. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/68 "2013-09-10T01:05:57Z")
A story in four sequential threads: \*\* the concept of faith A message to all atheists, unbelievers, and lukewarm christians Proselytizing. Convince me I should believe in your god \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/69 "2013-09-10T01:20:55Z")
**Recently widowed: what do I gotta do? Cleaning 101** Then cooking 101 and laundry 101. (I’m sorry.) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/70 "2013-09-10T02:33:02Z")
**Hell. Officially scared out of me. I saw the Dalai Lama yesterday** Weirdest phobia ever. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/71 "2013-09-10T05:36:03Z")
\*\*Why do African Americans support the Democrats- the party of slavery? Proselytizing. \*\* _knock knock_ “Hello, brother! May I have a few minutes of your time to share with you the Good News about the Democratic Party?” ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/72 "2013-09-10T06:46:59Z")
**107 year old killed by SWAT team Zimmerman makes the news again.** Headlines from the year 2090! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/73 "2013-09-10T13:13:51Z")
\*\*Odd Things You’ve Learned Recently Batman and Captain America rescue cat! \*\* I didn’t think they could do that. I mean, they’re in different universes, and everything. Must’ve been an Amalgam Comics special issue, or something. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/74 "2013-09-10T15:36:01Z")
\*\* Stupidest way you have injured yourself People dropping in unannounced \*\* It’s an open house not a drive-through, you moron! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/75 "2013-09-10T17:22:18Z")
**Dead oven Cremating a pet via the vet** Good idea. Kitchen ovens don’t really get hot enough anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/76 "2013-09-10T19:34:36Z")
**The NYC mayoral race 2013 Now I want a sandwich or fifty** Sure you wouldn’t like a cheap Weiner? **A nice young man just told me… Pregnancy tests at the 99 Cents store…** Not only that, he’ll help you try them out. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/77 "2013-09-10T20:56:56Z")
\*\* Ask a GenderQueer Person How do you define a person’s looks on the 1-10 scale\*\* Is “by gender” on the scale? **Movies suddenly no one likes I don’t like Greek yogurt.** But it got great reviews! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/78 "2013-09-10T21:06:28Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **Dead oven > Cremating a pet via the vet** > > Good idea. Kitchen ovens don’t really get hot enough anyway. The downside is that you have to make new plans for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/79 "2013-09-10T22:06:45Z")
\*\* How do you deal with finding yourself stranded at night with no money “How long is forever?” \*\* As long as a night with no money. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2013, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/80 "2013-09-11T04:38:58Z")
\*\*Well this truely sucks It’s unfortunate that I had to burn my house down\*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=5)