# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2013, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/121 "2013-09-17T21:50:47Z")

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\*\*Raising the Costa Concordia  
Public masturbation ruled legal in Sweden \*\*

Hm, that’s a euphemism I hadn’t heard before. “Talk about awkward–I’m at this bus stop in Stockholm, ‘raising the Costa Concordia’, when my old grammar school teacher walks by!”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/122 "2013-09-18T02:23:47Z")

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**How do I sell some stock?  
Id this snake?**

In our new captcha program, we won’t let you sell this stock online until you’ve identified the Linnean name of all of these snakes!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/123 "2013-09-18T03:43:53Z")

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\*\*Five bodies found in two cars in a lake.

The orb weavers are out in force \*\*  
So much for using webs.

Bonus sequential: Both threads were started by **Johnny L.A.**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/124 "2013-09-18T15:28:38Z")

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**Public masturbation ruled legal in Sweden  
Holy shit a cop got charged for shooting someone!**

Would’ve been better the other way around.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/125 "2013-09-18T18:59:51Z")

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\*\*Do you have an obligation to the human species?  
Personal Eugenics in Spouse Selection \*\*

Choose wisely. We’re counting on you.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/126 "2013-09-18T19:10:32Z")

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\*\*Good and failed catch phrases from TV series \*\*  
\*\*The orb weavers are out in force \*\*

Yeah, some phrases just didn’t make it.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/127 "2013-09-18T19:24:02Z")

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**Best live albums  
Hitler’s Alternate Universe**

The studio version of Alternate Universe exhibited the usual mediocre talent, but played live - that guy knew how to put on a show for the masses!!

[sub]too soon?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/128 "2013-09-18T21:17:14Z")

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\*\*Five bodies found in two cars in a lake.  
Looking for a vintage Chevy? Here’s your chance. \*\*

Sickest. Sequential. Thread. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/129 "2013-09-18T23:22:46Z")

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\*\*Gun Grabbers  
Gack…  
\*\*  
Don’t you mean “yoink”?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/130 "2013-09-19T00:26:21Z")

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**Best concept albums - nomination thread  
"The Clowney Clusterfuck"**

A wonderful concept album by ICP.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/131 "2013-09-19T01:13:43Z")

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\*\*I just submitted my Masters thesis

SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/132 "2013-09-19T01:53:46Z")

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\*\* SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread

How can I get over the fear of growing old and dying?

Good jokes you’ve heard recently  
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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/133 "2013-09-19T01:56:39Z")

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Sequential Threads, the “what I saw on my vacation” edition:

\*\*On The Road Again - Our Journey Through The West Coast of the USA  
Boobies swelling in California \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/134 "2013-09-20T12:53:49Z")

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\*\*Could a smaller, trained female realistically beat up a larger male?  
Is this a tacky first date? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/135 "2013-09-20T15:50:57Z")

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\*\*Did your parents set you up for a harmless rebellion? \*\*

* * *

\*\*Somebody called me from a psychiatric instutition saying she’s held against her will. \*\*

Not so harmless NOW, ehh?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/136 "2013-09-20T20:10:59Z")

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\*\*How will humanity end?  
Climate change and overpopulation. \*\*

Asked and answered.

\*\*Fuck Tom DeLay and Corrupt Texan “Justice”  
Just fuck you, Tom Delay \*\*

We heard you the first time.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/137 "2013-09-21T13:14:59Z")

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\*\*Yikes! The furniture moved! What would you do?

Have you twerked?

Took Ambien and it didn’t work  
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If haking your butt at it and taking sleep drugs doesn’t do anything, I can’t help you.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/138 "2013-09-22T00:53:15Z")

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**What’s worse than not being able to find your keys in the morning?  
Five bodies found in two cars in a lake.**

Not gonna argue with that.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/139 "2013-09-22T01:44:20Z")

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**My teeth are rotting out of my mouth  
What Is Attractive To Females**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/140 "2013-09-22T18:22:43Z")

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\*\* A headline you would never see about the US:  
Strap a Go Pro video camera to an eagle? OK sure!\*\*

Actually, I have a hard time envisioning that headline anywhere else.

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