# The Fall Of The House Of Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806 "2013-09-02T15:33:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/141 "2013-09-22T18:39:47Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > **My teeth are rotting out of my mouth > What Is Attractive To Females** Oooh baby! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/142 "2013-09-22T22:17:58Z")
\*\*Describe your final scene for “Breaking Bad” Breakfast burritos for all! \*\* A tasty ending! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2013, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/143 "2013-09-22T22:50:42Z")
\*\*I, the Teacher, Has Spoken Promise for Education: Jesus wept \*\* …it’s just not clear what I, the Teacher, has said. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/144 "2013-09-23T03:05:38Z")
**What’s worse than not being able to find your keys in the morning? Bunch of kids trash vacation home and tweet it** “Say, did any of you kids happen to see my keys when you were trashing the place? #dammitwheresmydamnkeys” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/145 "2013-09-23T13:29:28Z")
\*\*What is the oldest thing in your house? Mandatory office birthday lunches \*\* They just…walk right in. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/146 "2013-09-23T14:01:09Z")
\*\*Someone commits offensive behavior the company “does not tolerate” – what do you expect to happen? Why is “Jap” offensive? \*\* Use it in my office and you’ll find out what will happen. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/147 "2013-09-23T15:55:10Z")
\*\*21. Clean for two years. Want to drink. Does this make me a pig? Does this make me a pig? Have you twerked? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/148 "2013-09-23T16:19:40Z")
**What’s the oldest thing in your house?** **Where is the Ark of the covenant?** In the back bedroom closet, underneath the _National Geographics_. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/149 "2013-09-23T16:48:57Z")
\*\* Could a smaller, trained female realistically beat up a larger male? What do you think about men shaving their armpits? \*\* _Most_ women could probably beat up men who shave their armpits. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/150 "2013-09-23T20:15:52Z")
\*\*What Is Attractive To Females last year, I did not die… \*\* Good start – being alive is _such_ a turn-on. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/151 "2013-09-23T20:41:10Z")
\*\* Ted Cruz’ Academic Snobbishness v. the Fox News Demographic Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Movies\*\* And why I walked out during the coming attractions. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/152 "2013-09-23T23:41:11Z")
\*\* I cut my cable today and I feel giddy as a school boy! Public masturbation ruled legal in Sweden\*\* Don’t you mean “I pulled my cable today”? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/153 "2013-09-23T23:48:15Z")
\*\*I haz a booboo! I, the Teacher, Has Spoken \*\* Or \*\* I, the Teacher, Has Spoken In which I declare my intention: I’m gonna quit drinking. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/154 "2013-09-24T01:44:31Z")
\*\* Drewerys beer Guy makes beer. In his belly \*\* Remond me not to buy Drewery’s Beer. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2013, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/155 "2013-09-24T12:44:10Z")
\*\*Starting a new job I got poisoned \*\* They’re rough on the new guy, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/156 "2013-09-24T12:49:19Z")
\*\*Canadian stereotype humor The CanaDoper Café, 2013 edition. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/157 "2013-09-24T13:52:10Z")
\*\* What falsifiable claims do the holy books make? Teleportation would destroy the world.\*\* “He said “Energize”, and lo! the world was plunged into eternal darkness” is obviously total bunkum. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/158 "2013-09-24T14:47:45Z")
**Help with a Halloween costume Massacre in Nairobi shopping mall** That might be the _tiniest_ bit ambitious. (And some might find it tasteless.) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/159 "2013-09-24T16:25:03Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > \*\*Canadian stereotype humor > The CanaDoper Café, 2013 edition. \*\* Well, we are a bunch of clowns in there. 🙂 These two are in the wrong order, but I’m going with it anyway - **Mandatory office birthday lunches I got poisoned** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806/160 "2013-09-24T18:15:14Z")
\*\* Great idea for a cancelled wedding Chances that this is a sign of mold?\*\* “Sorry, but the bride-to-be has a really nasty fungus growing on her butt and we’ll have to put the ceremony off till it clears. But we’re keeping the presents.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fall-of-the-house-of-sequential-threads/667806.md?page=9)