They probably are, to the extent that I have a front yard, and they probably don’t have any idea who The Fall is, either. But I’ll bet a few of them know who Bach is, and almost all of them would recognize the opening to “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” if I hummed it to them.
Seconded
The Fall, because I love Mark E. Smith, and I think it’s hilarious that people appear to be offended by this thread.