# The Family Feud by Happy Lendervedder \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 10, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011 "2008-07-10T18:26:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/21 "2008-07-10T19:07:07Z")

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1. Chang and Eng Bunker
2. Mother
3. 20
4. 25
5. 2
6. Mother
7. June Cleaver
8. John Voight and Angelina Jolie
9. Flowers
10. Wedding

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/22 "2008-07-10T19:07:49Z")

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1. The Smothers Brothers
2. Mom
3. 17
4. 25
5. 3
6. brother
7. Marge Simpson
8. Nat King Cole & Natalie Cole
9. Flowers
10. Christmas

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/23 "2008-07-10T19:08:01Z")

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1. Hardy Boys
2. Grandma
3. 8
4. 20
5. 2
6. Uncle
7. June Cleaver
8. Homer and Lisa Simpson
9. Flowers
10. Wedding

Notes  
8. There are famous dad and daughter combos? For real?

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/24 "2008-07-10T19:08:29Z")

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1. Donnia and Marie Osmond
2. Sister
3. 5
4. 28
5. 1.6
6. Father
7. June Cleaver
8. Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus
9. Flowers  
10.Wedding

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/25 "2008-07-10T19:10:19Z")

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What I’ve learned from the answers so far…

Some people’s grandparents never die  
Some people put off marriage for a long time  
And there is no love for the Hardy Boys

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/26 "2008-07-10T19:13:03Z")

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And some people have fractional children!

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/27 "2008-07-10T19:14:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Justin\_Bailey]  
What I’ve learned from the answers so far…

Some people’s grandparents never die  
Some people put off marriage for a long time  
And there is no love for the Hardy Boys  
[/QUOTE]

My paternal grandfather died before I was born, but I figured putting in negative numbers might skew the game, or be really depressing. Plus the question was most, not just me.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/28 "2008-07-10T19:14:57Z")

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1.Remus and Romulus  
2.grandmother  
3.not born yet  
4.23  
5.2  
6.father  
7.harriet nelson  
8.Hulk and Brooke  
9.flowers  
10. boating

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/29 "2008-07-10T19:18:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]  
My paternal grandfather died before I was born, but I figured putting in negative numbers might skew the game, or be really depressing. Plus the question was most, not just me.  
[/QUOTE]  
It makes a difference whether you interpret the question as referring to biological grandparents or to people who played the role of grandparents. Long before I was born, my dad’s mother died, and his father remarried. It was the latter woman, and not the former (whom I of course never knew), that I always thought of as “Grandma.”

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/30 "2008-07-10T19:20:18Z")

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1. The Smothers Brothers
2. Mother
3. 5
4. 26
5. 2
6. Mother
7. June Cleaver
8. Henry and Jane Fonda
9. Flowers
10. Wedding

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/31 "2008-07-10T19:23:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]  
And some people have fractional children!  
[/QUOTE]

Well, yeah. Look at all those fractions fighting in Lebanon.  
😛

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**Author:** ![SylverOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SylverOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SylverOne)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/32 "2008-07-10T19:27:28Z")

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1. Donnie and Marie Osmond
2. Grandma
3. 8
4. 25
5. 2.5
6. Mom
7. Carol Brady
8. John Voight and Angelina Jolie
9. Card
10. Christmas

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/33 "2008-07-10T19:27:37Z")

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1. Venus and Serena Williams
2. Mother
3. 19
4. 25
5. 2
6. Older sibling
7. Carol Brady
8. Henry and Jane Fonda
9. Flowers
10. Wedding

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/34 "2008-07-10T19:27:47Z")

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1. Romulus and Remus
2. dad
3. 8
4. 18
5. 5
6. father
7. Mrs. C
8. Zeus and Athena
9. flowers
10. wedding

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/35 "2008-07-10T19:29:41Z")

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Ah…I also interpreted number two as being a non nuclear family relative. I would have said mom or dad if I’d thought differently. Ah well.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/36 "2008-07-10T19:31:35Z")

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1. Mary Kate and Ashley Olson
2. mother
3. 10
4. 25
5. 2
6. father
7. Marge Simpson
8. Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus
9. flowers
10. wedding

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/37 "2008-07-10T19:31:58Z")

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1. Olsen twins
2. Grandmother
3. 18
4. 25
5. 2
6. Father
7. Marge Simpson
8. Bill and Chelsea Clinton
9. Flowers
10. Thanksgiving

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/38 "2008-07-10T19:35:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]  
And some people have fractional children!  
[/QUOTE]

Well I took average to mean, well, mean. I suppose it could be interpreted as mode as well.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/39 "2008-07-10T19:36:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]  
Ah…I also interpreted number two as being a non nuclear family relative. I would have said mom or dad if I’d thought differently. Ah well.  
[/QUOTE]

Me too. In my mind “Relative” means Grandma or Grandpa or crazy old Uncle Stu and “Family member” means mom, dad, sister or brother.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-family-feud-by-happy-lendervedder-game-over/456011/40 "2008-07-10T19:41:43Z")

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1. Donny & Marie Osmond
2. Sister
3. 12
4. 25
5. 2
6. Mother
7. Carol Brady/Florence Henderson
8. Henry and Jane Fonda
9. Flowers
10. Family reunion

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