# The fat guy, the tall guy, the bald guy or the black guy? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 18, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474 "2004-12-18T03:35:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/21 "2004-12-19T20:16:49Z")
[url=http://imdb.com/name/nm0792798/]The crazy-shirt guy[/ur], all the way. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/22 "2004-12-19T20:18:09Z")
> [@racinchikki](#): > > [The crazy-shirt guy](http://imdb.com/name/nm0792798/), all the way. carp ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/23 "2004-12-19T21:42:01Z")
I second Greg Proops (the Buddy Holly guy :)) If I have to pick from the guys listed, I’d go for the bald guy. ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/24 "2004-12-19T21:43:48Z")
> [@racinchikki](#): > > carp So, you’re picking the _fish_ guy? I didn’t even seem him listed anywhere. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/25 "2004-12-19T21:56:33Z")
So, it’s not starship captains? I don’t get to cast my vote for Captain Garrett, or Losira? Poop. ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/26 "2004-12-19T21:59:07Z")
Sign me up for the black guy. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/27 "2004-12-20T13:03:28Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > Ah, they catch on. I knew the SDMB would not disappoint! I’ve got such a thing for the black guy I will catch the slightest reference to him in a heartbeat. When I actually met Wayne Brady, they had to hose me down. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/28 "2004-12-20T13:12:36Z")
Tall guy with great shoes; but who’re we kidding here? I’ll take any or all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/29 "2004-12-21T04:15:13Z")
I like the blonde gal. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/30 "2004-12-21T04:43:07Z")
Ew! I changed my mind. Fat guy, Fat guy! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/31 "2004-12-21T06:52:47Z")
Black guy and bald guy. Mmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-fat-guy-the-tall-guy-the-bald-guy-or-the-black-guy/280474/32 "2004-12-21T06:57:36Z")
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