# The Feud:  Axe to Grind by brujaja (game over)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 30, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436 "2009-06-30T02:17:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/41 "2009-06-30T17:32:31Z")

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1. Chips
2. American Idol
3. Big Daddy
4. Droopy pants
5. 5%
6. Solar
7. Population
8. Gasoline
9. They’re/their/there
10. Unbuckled seatbelt

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/42 "2009-06-30T17:34:24Z")

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1. Cookies

2. _Dr. Phil_

3. _Encino Man_

4. Neckties

5. 20%

6. Hydroelectricity

7. Overpopulation

8. Greeting cards

9. Definately

10. Not wearing a seatbelt

11. Haven’t actually seen it, just trusting word of mouth (and of keyboard)

12. Actual USA standard is about 26.7% (8 minutes per half-hour show)

13. I realize it’s mainstream (hah!) in some areas, but not in Indiana

14. Causes or contributes to many other problems – pollution, high unemployment rate, war over scarce resources, etc.

15. An off-the-wall answer, but think about how much more text and artwork you get for so much less with a newspaper, for example

16. Definitely would be misspelled less if it were pronounced “dee-FIGH-NITE-ly”

17. At the very least, shouldn’t be sufficient cause on its own for a cop to pull you over

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/43 "2009-06-30T17:38:16Z")

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1. ice cream
2. American Idol
3. Napoleon Dynamite
4. saggy baggy shorts
5. 10%
6. solar
7. greed
8. fast food
9. loose =! lose
10. ticket scalping

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**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/44 "2009-06-30T17:39:55Z")

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1. candy
2. Fox News
3. Borat
4. suit
5. 20%
6. wind
7. hunger
8. gasoline
9. for all intensive purposes
10. jaywalking

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/45 "2009-06-30T17:48:40Z")

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> [@Avarie537](#):
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> 1. ice cream
> 2. American Idol
> 3. Napoleon Dynamite
> 4. saggy baggy shorts
> 5. 10%
> 6. solar
> 7. greed
> 8. fast food
> 9. loose =! lose
> 10. ticket scalping

You are correct on 10. If you bought a ticket and find you can not use it, you should be allowed to sell it. It is not any business of the law.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/46 "2009-06-30T18:00:08Z")

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> [@jasonh300](#):
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> 1. Licence

Just curious – where are you? This spelling is incorrect in the USA, but standard in Britain.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/47 "2009-06-30T18:33:44Z")

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1. Candy
2. American Idol
3. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
4. scarves
5. 10%
6. Solar
7. Health care
8. Water (bottled)
9. its or it’s
10. jaywalking

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/48 "2009-06-30T18:40:38Z")

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1. candy
2. Fear Factor
3. Napoleon Dynamite
4. body rings/piercings
5. 20%
6. wind
7. human nature
8. greeting cards
9. it’s (as a possessive)
10. pass

I had to do the math for #5. 20% commercials leaves 24 minutes out of 30 (or 48 out of 60) of actual show, which I can live with.

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**Author:** ![Kingspades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecae2f/32.png) [@Kingspades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kingspades)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/49 "2009-06-30T18:57:09Z")

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1. Diet cola
2. “Dancing With the Stars”
3. “Office Space”
4. Neckties
5. 30%
6. Solar
7. Terrorism
8. Laundry detergent
9. Modifying the word “unique”
10. Tickets issued by traffic light cameras
11. It’s the only show I actively drown out. Horrible shrieking woman…
12. It’s worth seeing once, and Milton is amusing, but it’s just not as funny as everyone thinks it is
13. Not saying I like it that high, but they gotta make a buck on it somehow
14. It’s hard to think of anything else that prevents countries from sitting down and ironing out their differences in a productive manner
15. I’d never heard of the whole “very unique” thing until an episode of [_The West Wing_](http://www.westwingtranscripts.com/search.php?flag=getTranscript&id=31). Now I can’t not hear it. _shakes fist at Aaron Sorkin_
16. They’re just a money-making scheme and they game the traffic lights to increase offenses

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/50 "2009-06-30T19:12:53Z")

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1. Diet Coke
2. American Idol
3. Ace Ventura Pet Detective
4. Tube tops
5. 5%
6. Solar
7. Poverty
8. Hair gel
9. Incorrect apostrophe-s
10. jaywalking

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/51 "2009-06-30T20:33:59Z")

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1. Fritos
2. Survivor
3. Three Amigos
4. Mesh shirts
5. 5%
6. Solar
7. Ethnic hatred
8. Gas
9. modifying the word “unique”
10. jaywalking

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/52 "2009-06-30T20:58:48Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> 1. Egg boiler
> 2. Why not use a pot?

Pssssst, WTR, its apparel, not appliance

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**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/53 "2009-06-30T23:42:21Z")

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1. Pop Tarts
2. SpongeBob
3. American Pie
4. Jeans hanging off your butt
5. 15%
6. Solar
7. Poverty
8. Gymboree clothes for my 3 year old
9. Grammar rules that change
10. jaywalking
11. Anything my 17 year old wants to watch!
12. But I also want to add in greed as the flip side to poverty
13. Okay, it’s just my pet peeve today, but my 17 year old just told me that I probably wouldn’t have been a good English teacher (I teach math), because she can’t trust me to edit her papers. I use too many commas and do other “weird things”. So she only relies on me for spelling (which she’s horrid at). Well I wouldn’t do weird things if the rules hadn’t changed since I was in school!

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/54 "2009-07-01T12:58:52Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> Pssssst, WTR, its apparel, not appliance

:smack: that’s what I get for speed reading and having a sun-fried brain ☹

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/55 "2009-07-01T14:26:22Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> :smack: that’s what I get for speed reading and having a sun-fried brain ☹

They have sun that far north? :eek:

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/56 "2009-07-01T14:35:57Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> They have sun that far north? :eek:

I’m in southern Sweden now. Which admittedly is about as far north as Hudson Bay, but with much fairer winters 🙂

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**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/57 "2009-07-01T20:07:24Z")

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1. Chocolate
2. Friends
3. Austin Powers
4. Man-pris
5. 10%
6. Solar power
7. Pollution
8. Gasoline
9. Your/you’re
10. Jaywalking

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/58 "2009-07-01T20:47:52Z")

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1. Celery
2. Seinfeld
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Suits
5. 10%
6. Solar
7. Poverty
8. Soft drinks
9. no capitalization
10. Jaywalking
11. 
  1. Guaranteeing I’ll score low, but goddammit, neither of them is funny. (Except for the scene in BS where Bart holds himself hostage. That’s a fucking riot.)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/59 "2009-07-01T21:46:53Z")

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> [@Delores Reborn](#):
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> 1. Name something that you eat that has no real nutritional value.
> 2. Name a TV show that you really hate.
> 3. Name a “comedy” movie that isn’t funny.
> 4. Name a kind of apparel that you hate.
> 5. During a half-hour TV program, what percentage of that time is okay to devote to commercials? (use multiples of 5 - 5%, 10%, etc.)
> 6. Name a viable alternative energy source.
> 7. What do you consider the single biggest problem in the world today? (one or two words is best.)
> 8. What is the most overpriced commodity that you buy regularly? (Thing. Not a service.)
> 9. Name a common grammatical, spelling, punctuation, etc. error that drives you up the wall.
> 10. Name a bogus, yet ticketable, (legal) offense.

1. Fritos
2. Jon and Kate Plus Eight
3. Bachelor Party
4. Necktie
5. 0%
6. Nuclear
7. Monotheism
8. Chocolate
9. “Loose” for lose
10. Jaywalking

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-axe-to-grind-by-brujaja-game-over/501436/60 "2009-07-01T22:37:30Z")

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**kaylasdad99** is #48.

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