# The Feud: Behind the Scenes by Elendil's Heir (game closed)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 15, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161 "2009-09-15T12:24:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/1 "2009-09-15T12:24:41Z")

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**Object of the game:**  
Give the most popular answer for each category.

**Rules:**

1. No reading the thread before answering. This is on the honor system.
2. Formatting rules must be followed (see below).
3. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.
4. Google (etc.) is allowed, if you desire.
5. The game will end with 50 entrants, or when I get time to score it.
6. There is no Rule 6.
7. Special Rules for this particular Feud: See below

**Formatting rules:**  
To make semi-automated scoring possible, and my job easier, make you post look exactly like this:

1. answer
2. answer
3. answer
4. answer

No double spacing, do not use the “list” function, no smilies, no urls, no periods, no quote marks, and no punctuation if it is not necessary. Put “pass” if you want to leave an answer blank. If you feel you must qualify your answer, do it AFTER THE LIST! If you don’t format like this, your answers might be DISQUALIFIED.

**Scoring:**  
With 50 entrants, an answer with a match is worth 2x the number of people matching it. If 4 people match, they each get 8 points for that answer. No matches = 0 points.  
Formula: Score = 100 / (# of entrants) x (# of matches)

Good luck!

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me. If anyone wants to run their own Feud, feel free. I will help any way I can.

**Read the rules!  
 Special Rules for this particular Feud: No repeats of previous answers**

1. Besides makeup, what does a movie star have in her trailer?
2. Besides office supplies, what does the President have in his Oval Office desk drawer?
3. Other than guns and handcuffs, what does a police officer have in the trunk of her squad car?
4. Other than clothes, what does a firefighter have in the footlocker under his bed?
5. Other than brushes and tubes of paint, what does a painter have in the pocket of his smock?
6. Other than lenses, what does a photographer have in the pocket of her vest?
7. What does a baker have in the pocket of his apron?
8. What does a doctor have in the pocket of his white coat?
9. What does an architect have in the tray of his drafting table?
10. What does a knight in shining armor have in his belt pouch?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/2 "2009-09-15T12:44:09Z")

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What a great theme!

1. Scripts
2. Blackberry
3. Bullet-proof vest
4. Reading material
5. Palette knife
6. Light meter
7. Spoon
8. Prescription pad
9. French curve
10. Can opener

Sorry for the joke answer to #10, but it seemed like a better answer than “pass.” 😃

ETA: For those who aren’t familiar, [this](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/eps-gif/FrenchCurve_1000.gif&imgrefurl=http://mathworld.wolfram.com/FrenchCurve.html&usg=__JzOu4Ype64TO77Fgxd4wHHXZcYg=&h=211&w=342&sz=6&hl=en&start=2&sig2=YabKPTZhJA34EOkbN7orQA&tbnid=aS9Z7XBMkk_TwM:&tbnh=74&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfrench%2Bcurve%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1B3GGGL_enUS298US298&ei=MoyvSpKKCIG4lAfLwqX0DQ) is a French curve.

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**Author:** ![VanLandry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/eb9ed0/32.png) [@VanLandry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanLandry)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/3 "2009-09-15T13:00:57Z")

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1. Mirror
2. Blackberry
3. Roadflares
4. Family Pictures
5. Rag
6. Light meter
7. Flour Sprinkler
8. Stethoscope
9. Square
10. Spear heads

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/4 "2009-09-15T13:06:02Z")

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1. Mirror
2. Letter opener
3. Pepper spray
4. Pictures
5. Rag
6. Lightmeter
7. scraper
8. Penlight
9. Pencil
10. Knife

Damn, these are hard! 🙂

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/5 "2009-09-15T13:10:59Z")

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1. Mirror
2. Nail Clippers
3. Shovel
4. Shaving Kit
5. Jackknife
6. batteries
7. rolling pin
8. flashlight
9. T-square
10. WD-40

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/6 "2009-09-15T13:24:20Z")

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1. glossy photos
2. panic button
3. flares
4. book
5. palette knife
6. film canister
7. icing tube
8. penlight
9. pencils
10. food

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/7 "2009-09-15T13:36:31Z")

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1. Hair care stuff
2. Cigarettes
3. Bulletproof vest
4. Boots
5. Craft knife
6. Film rolls
7. Rolling pin
8. Otoscope
9. Pens
10. A lady’s favour

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1. Or the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/8 "2009-09-15T13:37:07Z")

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1. Mirror

2. Booze

3. Bullet-proof vest

4. Booze

5. knife

6. Film

7. Knife

8. Pencils

9. Square

10. A lock of his fair maiden’s hair

11. Or a dead prostitute, in the case of Ben Affleck

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/9 "2009-09-15T14:19:05Z")

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1. the script
2. the constitution
3. billy club
4. axe
5. small metal spatula
6. filters
7. mixing spoon
8. stethoscope
9. compass
10. his lady’s favor  
#5 - for mixing oil paints. On edit, I think this is the same as the palette knife mentioned above, but I’ll leave that up to **Dolores**.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/10 "2009-09-15T14:35:03Z")

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1. clothes
2. veto stamp
3. breathalyzer
4. pictures
5. cigarettes
6. light meter
7. thermometer
8. pen
9. pencil
10. money

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/11 "2009-09-15T14:35:38Z")

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1. Food
2. Breath mints
3. Defibrillator
4. Shampoo
5. Cigarettes
6. Batteries
7. Pastry knife
8. Stethoscope
9. Pencils
10. Maiden’s scarf  
I have no idea if this will be anywhere CLOSE to anyone else!

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/12 "2009-09-15T14:36:08Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> 1. Can opener
> 
> Sorry for the joke answer to #10, but it seemed like a better answer than “pass.” 😃

Ha! I was \>this\< close to saying the exact same thing!

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/13 "2009-09-15T14:41:53Z")

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1. Script pages
2. Tape recorder
3. Helmet
4. Snacks
5. Rag
6. Rolls of film
7. Spoon
8. Thermometer
9. Pencils
10. Money

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/14 "2009-09-15T14:45:15Z")

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1. A mirror
2. The button
3. Bulletproof vest
4. Magazines
5. Palette knife
6. Filters
7. Whisk
8. Thermometer
9. Pushpins
10. Money

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/15 "2009-09-15T14:56:42Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
>
> **Read the rules!  
> Special Rules for this particular Feud: No repeats of previous answers**
> 
> 1. Besides makeup, what does a movie star have in her trailer?
> 2. Besides office supplies, what does the President have in his Oval Office desk drawer?
> 3. Other than guns and handcuffs, what does a police officer have in the trunk of her squad car?
> 4. Other than clothes, what does a firefighter have in the footlocker under his bed?
> 5. Other than brushes and tubes of paint, what does a painter have in the pocket of his smock?
> 6. Other than lenses, what does a photographer have in the pocket of her vest?
> 7. What does a baker have in the pocket of his apron?
> 8. What does a doctor have in the pocket of his white coat?
> 9. What does an architect have in the tray of his drafting table?
> 10. What does a knight in shining armor have in his belt pouch?

1. Script
2. The button
3. Taser
4. Family photos
5. Palette knife
6. Film
7. String or nothing
8. Tongue depressor
9. T-square
10. Gift from his lady fair

Notes:  
7. Filthy hobbitses with their tricksy feud questions

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/16 "2009-09-15T15:02:31Z")

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1. Scripts
2. The Button
3. Flares
4. Pictures
5. Palette knife
6. Light meter
7. Spoon
8. Thermometer
9. Pencils
10. Gold coins

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/17 "2009-09-15T15:03:44Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Ha! I was \>this\< close to saying the exact same thing!

Damn, I wish you had! (Looks like I’m not alone in the joke answer approach, though.)

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**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/18 "2009-09-15T15:09:13Z")

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1. mirror

2. gum

3. crowbar

4. books

5. pencil

6. lens cover

7. knife

8. prescription pad

9. pen

10. money

11. On preview, I was THIS close to saying The Button.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/19 "2009-09-15T15:12:38Z")

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1. drugs
2. phone list
3. shotgun
4. magazines
5. knife
6. filters
7. recipe
8. stethoscope
9. pencil sharpener
10. key to chastity belt

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-behind-the-scenes-by-elendils-heir-game-closed/510161/20 "2009-09-15T15:29:39Z")

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1. mirror
2. breath mints
3. jack
4. family photos
5. cigarettes
6. light meter
7. spoon
8. prescription pad
9. pencils
10. maiden’s handkerchief

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