The Feud: Behind the Scenes by Elendil's Heir (game closed)

  1. Vodka
  2. Phone directory of key people
  3. Flares
  4. Porn
  5. Charcoal pencil
  6. Light meter
  7. Flour
  8. Stethoscope
  9. Pencil
  10. Knife

So I guess I’m the only one who’s familiar with the trope of a knight carrying a magical ointment (doubtless concocted in the Holy Land by a mystical order of virgins, or the like) that’s guaranteed to mend any wound? You don’t carry a lady’s favor in your pocket; you tie it to the end of your lance.

It looks like I might also fly solo with the nuclear football, but answers on that one are scattered enough that it shouldn’t hurt too much.

I’m bummed that no one else knew French curve for the architect. :frowning:

  1. mirror

  2. cigarettes

  3. spare tire

  4. boots

  5. charcoal

  6. flashes

  7. bread knife

  8. stethoscope

  9. pens

  10. silver polish

  11. knights in shining armor have belt pouches?

I actually thought of a french curve for an architect. But I thought T-Square was a better answer.

And I thought someone would match my WD-40 answer for a knight in shining armor. Hello, doesn’t anyone remember the rusty Tinman from The Wizard of Oz.

Yeah, I know what a French curve is, but a spline is better. And when does an architect ever need to draw an irregular curve, anyway?

You should be more bummed because all drawing is done on computers nowadays and has been for a long time. I still have a couple french curves though.

  1. Booze
  2. Snacks
  3. Bulletproof vest
  4. Family photos
  5. Turpentine
  6. Light meter
  7. Oven mitt
  8. Penlight
  9. Pencils
  10. A fair lady’s handkerchief

Good Lord, I’m out of practice.

  1. Besides makeup, what does a movie star have in her trailer?

  2. Besides office supplies, what does the President have in his Oval Office desk drawer?

  3. Other than guns and handcuffs, what does a police officer have in the trunk of her squad car?

  4. Other than clothes, what does a firefighter have in the footlocker under his bed?

  5. Other than brushes and tubes of paint, what does a painter have in the pocket of his smock?

  6. Other than lenses, what does a photographer have in the pocket of her vest?

  7. What does a baker have in the pocket of his apron?

  8. What does a doctor have in the pocket of his white coat?

  9. What does an architect have in the tray of his drafting table?

  10. What does a knight in shining armor have in his belt pouch?

  11. wardrobe

  12. Bible

  13. tire jack

  14. boots

  15. cloth for wiping smudges

  16. camera case

  17. measuring spoons

  18. stethoscope

  19. t-square

  20. money

Shouldn’t that be Koran?

(Just kidding)

Actually, now that I look more closely at the other answers for the President’s desk, I see that three folks have “The button”, and one has “panic button”, which probably do refer to the same thing as the nuclear football (though it worries me to hear it called a panic button).

  1. A couch
  2. His Blackberry
  3. Road Flares
  4. Books
  5. A palette knife
  6. Rolls of film
  7. A wooden spoon
  8. A stethoscope
  9. A straightedge
  10. caltrops

I’m bummed that I’m the only one who thinks caltrops would be a handy thing for a knight to carry around.

I am bummed no one else thought of chastity belt key.

I thought that was implied by “His lady’s favor.”

Or does “His lady’s favor” really refer to one of those noisemakers that you blow through to straighten out, and then it curls back up? Like “his lady’s Party Favor”?

Weird.

D&D player?

“his lady’s favor”, at least AFAIK, refers to a piece of his love’s clothing - usually a scarf or handkerchief

kaylasdad99 is #40.

Not since about 1982, I’m afraid.

Pratchett reader, though. :smiley:

Note that one person posted a duplicate set of answers.