# The Feud: Creative Insults (a la Don Rickles) by notfrommensa \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 16, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783 "2011-01-16T02:27:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/1 "2011-01-16T02:27:37Z")
Object of the game: Give the most popular answer for each category. Rules: 1. No reading the thread before answering. This is on the honor system. 2. Formatting rules must be followed (see below). 3. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players. 4. Google (etc.) is allowed, if you desire. 5. Maximum 50 entrants, and I’ll score it when I have time. 6. There is no Rule 6. 7. Special Rules for this particular Feud: See below Formatting rules: To make semi-automated scoring possible, and my job easier, make your post look exactly like this: 8. answer 9. answer 10. answer 11. answer No double spacing, no smilies, no urls, no periods, no quote marks, and no punctuation if it is not necessary. Put “pass” if you want to leave an answer blank. If you feel you must qualify your answer, do it AFTER THE LIST! If you don’t format like this, your answers might be DISQUALIFIED. Scoring: With 50 entrants, an answer with a match is worth 2x the number of people matching it. If 4 people match, they each get 8 points for that answer. No matches = 0 points. Formula: Score = 100 / (# of entrants) x (# of matches) Anyone who responds to a question with two answers will only have the first one counted as their answer. Good luck! If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me. If anyone wants to run their own Feud, feel free. I will help any way I can. Read the rules! Special Rules for this particular Feud: **Three words or fewer!** How do you insult, in three words or fewer: 1. Your Ex-Husband (boyfriend) 2. Your Ex-wife (girlfriend) 3. A stupid person 4. A smart person 5. An obese person 6. A skinny person 7. A short person 8. An uncoordinated person 9. A person without hair 10. A person from the country ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/2 "2011-01-16T02:58:29Z")
When did Don Rickles ever use three words or less? 1. dickless wonder 2. gold digging slut 3. moron 4. nerd 5. fatso 6. string bean 7. munchkin 8. klutz 9. baldy 10. hick ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/3 "2011-01-16T04:04:17Z")
1. Bastard 2. Bitch 3. Moron 4. Geek 5. Fatso 6. Boney 7. Shorty 8. Klutz 9. Baldy 10. Redneck I hope this works out! thanks **Rebo** ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/4 "2011-01-16T04:22:35Z")
1. The Asshole 2. She Who Must Not Be Named 3. frickin’ ijit 4. Einstein 5. lard bucket 6. stick 7. pocket pal 8. royal klutz 9. cue ball 10. huckleberry ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/5 "2011-01-16T04:45:13Z")
1. Bastard 2. Bitch 3. Moron 4. Nerd 5. Fatso 6. Beanpole 7. Shrimp 8. Klutz 9. Baldy 10. Hick Note: I was tempted to go with ‘hockey puck’ for all 10 in honor of Don Rickles. And, yes, I realize none of my answers are ‘creative insults.’ ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/6 "2011-01-16T04:48:05Z")
1. Slug with legs 2. Harpy from hell 3. Nimrod 4. Brainiac 5. Tub of goo 6. Beanpole 7. Half-pint 8. Sir Spazalot 9. Chrome dome 10. Inbred hick /I expect a lot different answers and low scores on this one. ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/7 "2011-01-16T04:49:06Z")
How do you insult, in three words or fewer: 1. Your Ex-Husband (boyfriend) 2. Your Ex-wife (girlfriend) 3. A stupid person 4. A smart person 5. An obese person 6. A skinny person 7. A short person 8. An uncoordinated person 9. A person without hair 10. A person from the country 11. Loser 12. Slut 13. Dummy 14. Brainiac 15. Fatty 16. the Stick 17. Shorty 18. Klutz 19. Baldy 20. Hick LOL - I can’t stand Don Rickles’ brand of humor, but it was fun to try to think of what he’d say! I’ve definitely heard him use some of the ones I named too. Thanks for the feud! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/8 "2011-01-16T05:08:32Z")
1. Dick 2. Bitch 3. Moron 4. Nerd 5. Lard-butt 6. Eat a sandwich! 7. Napoleon 8. Butterfingers 9. Baldy 10. Hick ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/9 "2011-01-16T06:08:41Z")
1. Asshole 2. Bitch 3. Moron 4. Nerd 5. Fatso 6. Toothpick 7. Shrimp 8. Spaz 9. Cue ball 10. Hick ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/10 "2011-01-16T07:52:44Z")
1. pass 2. Backstabbing Prevaricating Whorebitch 3. Moron 4. Einstein 5. Blimp 6. Myself 7. Randy Newman Fan 8. Gimp 9. Cue Ball 10. Country Bumpkin ---
**Author:** ![markdash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@markdash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markdash)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/11 "2011-01-16T08:02:16Z")
1. Asshole 2. Harpy 3. Moron 4. Nerd 5. Fat ass 6. Skeleton 7. Midget 8. Klutz 9. Chrome Dome 10. Redneck ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/12 "2011-01-16T12:26:20Z")
1. Asshole 2. Bitch 3. Moron 4. Nerd 5. Fatso 6. Toothpick 7. Shrimp 8. Klutz 9. Baldy 10. Redneck I love this feud! Sump’n to offend everyone! How inclusive of you **notfrommensa**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/13 "2011-01-16T12:28:14Z")
1. Quantum Cock 2. Quantum Heart 3. Gump Brain 4. Smarty Pants 5. Walrus 6. Breadstick 7. Gnome 8. Jelly Limbs 9. Cue Ball 10. Hill Billy ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/14 "2011-01-16T14:47:49Z")
1. cheating drunk 2. cheating slut 3. moron 4. braniac 5. fatty 6. boney 7. shrimp 8. Klutz 9. baldy 10. hick ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/15 "2011-01-16T14:48:23Z")
1. Asshole 2. Bitch 3. Moron 4. Nerd 5. Fatso 6. Toothpick 7. Shorty 8. Klutz 9. Cueball 10. Redneck ---
**Author:** ![Kitten\_Mitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@Kitten\_Mitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitten_Mitten)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/16 "2011-01-16T18:27:23Z")
I will not be participating in this one. not my cup of tea. perhaps I’ll use my time to come up w/ a feud; hey, there’s an idea. ---
**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/17 "2011-01-16T19:40:01Z")
1. Asshole 2. Bitch 3. Retard 4. Geek 5. Fatty 6. Twigs 7. Midget 8. Clutz 9. Chrome Dome 10. Hick ---
**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/18 "2011-01-16T19:42:00Z")
Yeah, I’m not sure I “get” this one as I am not intimately familiar with Don Rickles’s material. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/19 "2011-01-16T20:52:12Z")
1. jackass 2. bitch \* 3. moron 4. braniac 5. fat bastard 6. bean pole 7. shrimp 8. klutz 9. baldy 10. hick - For the longest time, I called my ex girlfriend “bitch who rined my life,” but I’m feeling much better now. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/20 "2011-01-17T09:38:37Z")
1. Asshole 2. Slut 3. Dumbass 4. Einstein 5. Slim 6. Twiggy 7. Stretch 8. Your Grace 9. Cueball 10. Hick [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783.md?page=2)