# The Feud: Creative Insults (a la Don Rickles) by notfrommensa \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 16, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783 "2011-01-16T02:27:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/21 "2011-01-17T15:49:37Z")
1. Asshole 2. Bitch 3. Dumbass 4. Nerd 5. Fatso 6. Toothpick 7. Midget 8. Klutz 9. Chrome Dome 10. Hick ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/22 "2011-01-17T21:25:55Z")
1. Asshole 2. Bitch 3. Dumbass 4. Nerd 5. Fatso 6. beanpole 7. shrimp 8. klutz 9. baldy 10. hick ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/23 "2011-01-18T02:00:58Z")
1. Balding loser 2. Skanky whore 3. Stoopid, two "o"s 4. Brainiac 5. Got own Zipcode 6. Beanpole 7. Shrimp 8. Captain Klutz 9. Old Baldy 10. Corn-fed moron ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/24 "2011-01-18T02:44:54Z")
1. Has small penis 2. A lousy lay 3. Dumbass 4. Know-it-all 5. Fatass 6. Anorexic 7. Stumpy 8. Clumsy 9. Chrome dome 10. Redneck hillbilly Hope approximate wording is good enough for matches (e.g. “Has tiny dick” would be grouped with my first reply) ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/25 "2011-01-18T12:39:20Z")
1. Asshole 2. Jabba the Slut 3. Retard 4. Geek 5. Fat Ass 6. Toothpick 7. Shorty 8. Clutz 9. Baldy 10. Redneck ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/26 "2011-01-18T15:14:08Z")
1. pindick 2. bitch 3. dummy 4. nerd 5. fatty 6. Kate Moss 7. shrimp 8. klutz 9. baldy 10. redneck ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/27 "2011-01-18T19:28:08Z")
1. tramp 2. asshole 3. nitwit 4. einstein 5. fatso 6. beanpole 7. shorty 8. klutz 9. baldy 10. hick ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/28 "2011-01-18T19:39:31Z")
1. Jealous prick 2. Histrionic bitch 3. Moron 4. Nerd 5. Fatass 6. Beanpole 7. Pygmy 8. Clumsy-ass dork 9. Cueball 10. Redneck Note: I think no.6 works better, or is a somewhat stronger insult, in other languages like for example Luxembourgish (“Bounestaang”) or German (“Bohnenstange”). As for no.9, I remember that one from a funny Craigslist posting from a while ago. ---
**Author:** ![sisu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@sisu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sisu)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/29 "2011-01-19T00:09:25Z")
1. Waste of time 2. Dragon 3. Dumb as a box of hammers 4. Einstein 5. Cuddles 6. Anny 7. Stumpy 8. Unco 9. Chrome dome 10. Wog ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/30 "2011-01-19T19:28:03Z")
bump ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/31 "2011-01-20T12:22:08Z")
volley ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/32 "2011-01-20T15:00:25Z")
Dodge, parry, spin, thrust! ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/33 "2011-01-20T15:37:42Z")
Actually, it’s a buck-and-a-quarter staff… ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/34 "2011-01-20T18:15:06Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Dodge, parry, spin, thrust! > [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > Actually, it’s a buck-and-a-quarter staff… Actually, it’s “Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!” …or someone missed a perfect set to spike the ball again! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/35 "2011-01-20T20:18:05Z")
1. Your Ex-Husband (boyfriend) **1. Asshole 10** 2. Bastard 2 3. Has small penis/pindick 2 4. Loser/Balding loser 2 5. cheating drunk 1 6. Dick 1 7. dickless wonder 1 8. jackass 1 9. Jealous prick 1 10. pass 1 11. Quantum Cock 1 12. Slug with legs 1 13. Waste of time 1 14. Your Ex-wife (girlfriend) **2. Bitch/Histrionic bitch 12** 15. Slut/Cheating slut/Gold digging slut/Jabba the Slut 5 16. Backstabbing Prevaricating Whorebitch/Skanky whore 2 17. Harpy/Harpy from hell 2 18. A lousy lay 1 19. asshole 1 20. Dragon 1 21. Quantum Heart 1 22. She Who Must Not Be Named 1 23. tramp 1 24. A stupid person **3. moron 12** 25. Dumbass/Dummy/Dumb as a box of hammers 7 26. Retard 2 27. frickin’ ijit 1 28. Gump Brain 1 29. Nimrod 1 30. nitwit 1 31. Stoopid, two "o"s 1 32. A smart person **4. nerd 11** 33. Brainiac 5 34. Einstein 5 35. Geek 3 36. Know-it-all 1 37. Smarty Pants 1 38. An obese person **5. Fatass/fat bastard/fatso/fatty 18** 39. lard bucket/Lard-butt 2 40. Blimp 1 41. Cuddles 1 42. Got own Zipcode 1 43. Slim 1 44. Tub of goo 1 45. Walrus 1 46. A skinny person **6. Beanpole 7** 47. Toothpick 5 48. Anny/Anorexic 2 49. Boney 2 50. stick 2 51. Twiggy/Twigs 2 52. Breadstick 1 53. Eat a sandwich! 1 54. Kate Moss 1 55. Myself 1 56. Skeleton 1 57. string bean 1 58. A short person **7. Shrimp 8** 59. Shorty 5 60. Midget 3 61. Stumpy 2 62. Gnome 1 63. Half-pint 1 64. munchkin 1 65. Napoleon 1 66. pocket pal 1 67. Pygmy 1 68. Randy Newman Fan 1 69. Stretch 1 70. An uncoordinated person **8. klutz/royal klutz/Captain Klutz 17** 71. Clumsy/Clumsy-ass dork 2 72. Spaz/Sir Spazalot 2 73. Butterfingers 1 74. Gimp 1 75. Jelly Limbs 1 76. Unco 1 77. Your Grace 1 78. A person without hair **9. baldy/old baldy 13** 79. cue ball 7 80. Chrome dome 6 81. A person from the country **10. hick 13** 82. Redneck 8 83. Corn-fed moron 1 84. Country Bumpkin 1 85. Hillbilly 1 86. huckleberry 1 87. Wog 1 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/36 "2011-01-20T20:21:33Z")
drumroll… and the winnah is… ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/37 "2011-01-20T20:27:04Z")
And the winner is… **Labtrash**! Yay!! ::flings confetti:: **Labtrash** got 9/10 top answers. Good job! Perfect score was 465.37. Sorry this one didn’t go over well, but thanks to those of you who did play! Thanks, **notfrommensa**! I’ll get another one up right away. **1. Labtrash 450.00** 2. swampbear 442.31 3. 42fish 434.62 4. Sigmagirl 407.69 5. Intergalactic Gladiator 403.85 6. Sparky812 396.15 7. astorian 380.77 8. Tom Scud 369.23 9. Larry Borgia 357.69 10. notfrommensa 353.85 11. gonzomax 342.31 11. AuntiePam 342.31 13. markdash 338.46 14. Barkis is Willin’ 334.62 14. tarragon918 334.62 14. MadTheSwine 334.62 17. Amber in Treasury 296.15 18. Asimovian 242.31 19. Elendil’s Heir 207.69 20. Omniscient 192.31 21. Sternvogel 180.77 22. anyrose 169.23 23. NDP 134.62 24. fuzzypickles 100.00 25. sisu 84.62 26. Alka Seltzer 26.92 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/38 "2011-01-20T20:57:14Z")
In my defense, I don’t insult people much, if ever… ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/39 "2011-01-20T21:32:34Z")
It’s pretty clear that Rickles doesn’t have to fear much competition from this board. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783/40 "2011-01-20T21:41:38Z")
I knew I was better then you guys, ya hockey pucks !!!😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-creative-insults-a-la-don-rickles-by-notfrommensa-game-over/567783.md?page=3)