# The Feud: Food Fight! by infovore \[game over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 5, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816 "2012-03-05T14:37:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/81 "2012-03-09T20:35:43Z")
> [@Wheelz](#): > > I did poorly on this feud, but the results cracked me up. Now I’m dying to see a food fight that includes lobsters, foie gras, tiramisu, bouillabaisse… and, of course, a frozen turkey. 😃 Don’t forget the coconut! And I’m not arguing about the decision to group kool-aid and fruit punch but leave grape juice out… Nope, not arguing… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/82 "2012-03-09T20:45:46Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Don’t forget the coconut! > > And I’m not arguing about the decision to group kool-aid and fruit punch but leave grape juice out… > > Nope, not arguing… 😃 Kool-aid and fruit punch are sugar water, juice is juice. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/83 "2012-03-09T21:13:21Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > Kool-aid and fruit punch are sugar water, juice is juice. > > 😛 Nuh uh. We bought only 100% juice fruit punch (minute maid, juicy juice etc). But like I said… I’m not arguing! 🙂 Fun feud! (throws marshmallow at ReBo) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/84 "2012-03-09T21:28:43Z")
Top Five! Best showing in, like, forever! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/85 "2012-03-09T22:19:19Z")
#9! Best I’ve done in a long time. If I’d hit that last one I’d have been way higher. _(Grumble, grumble)_ I just can’t beat swampbear to save my life. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/86 "2012-03-09T22:24:50Z")
Two feuds where I really sucked! **WormtheRed** territory! 48th and 49th. What did i do to deserve this! Forgive me father for I have sinned! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/87 "2012-03-09T22:39:54Z")
I seriously thought I’d be in the bottom third on this one. Sheesh. And one good answer away (#10) from coming in third. Alas. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/88 "2012-03-09T22:46:37Z")
13th! Almost best showing ever! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/89 "2012-03-09T23:46:18Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > Two feuds where I really sucked! **WormtheRed** territory! > > 48th and 49th. > > What did i do to deserve this! > > Forgive me father for I have sinned! I wonder what happened to him? ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/90 "2012-03-09T23:50:54Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > I wonder what happened to him? I see him on FB a lot. He used to post Giraffe boards, but has dropped off there too. ---
**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/91 "2012-03-10T01:57:35Z")
That 29 people voted “marshmallow” for “Name a food that wouldn’t hurt at all if you got hit by it” is very surprising to me, but I guess it makes sense. 'Twas a fun feud. ---
**Author:** ![Kitten\_Mitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@Kitten\_Mitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitten_Mitten)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/92 "2012-03-10T02:30:21Z")
> [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](#): > > That 29 people voted “marshmallow” for “Name a food that wouldn’t hurt at all if you got hit by it” is very surprising to me, but I guess it makes sense. 'Twas a fun feud. I have news for those 29 people. A friend of mine got hit in the eye by a marshmallow and it ended up swelling up shut and he came very close to going into shock. Couldn’t go into work for a day or two. oh, did I mention that at the time it was a flaming marshmallow? ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/93 "2012-03-10T02:31:04Z")
> [@Kitten\_Mitten](#): > > I have news for those 29 people. A friend of mine got hit in the eye by a marshmallow and it ended up swelling up shut and he came very close to going into shock. Couldn’t go into work for a day or two. > > oh, did I mention that at the time it was a flaming marshmallow? Details, details. (seriously, yikes) ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/94 "2012-03-10T02:56:48Z")
> [@Kitten\_Mitten](#): > > oh, did I mention that at the time it was a flaming marshmallow? No, but I just assumed that all the food in a food fight would be on fire. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/95 "2012-03-10T13:58:41Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > No, but I just assumed that all the food in a food fight would be on fire. Even the watermelon? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/96 "2012-03-10T16:51:07Z")
> [@Kitten\_Mitten](#): > > oh, did I mention that at the time it was a flaming marshmallow? > [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > No, but I just assumed that all the food in a food fight would be on fire. > [@SiXSwordS](#): > > Even the watermelon? Well, it would ignite better _after_ being infused with vodka. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/97 "2012-03-10T17:46:27Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Well, it would ignite better _after_ being infused with vodka. Well, remember #5: 5. Name a food that you’d never throw at anyone because it’s too tasty to waste. …although Molotov Watermelon would make a good concept album, if not a band name. ---
**Author:** ![Kitten\_Mitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@Kitten\_Mitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitten_Mitten)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/98 "2012-03-10T23:16:28Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Details, details. > (seriously, yikes) Labor Day weekend at the cottage. Cousin has a bunch of his buds up. We’re all sitting around the bonfire drinking, roasting marshmallows; ladies making smores. One guy’s marshmallow catches on fire and he jerks up the stick. Marshmallow goes flying across the firepit and hits my friend right in the eye. Kinda put a damper on the rest of the night. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/99 "2012-03-11T00:05:37Z")
> [@Kitten\_Mitten](#): > > Labor Day weekend at the cottage. Cousin has a bunch of his buds up. We’re all sitting around the bonfire drinking, roasting marshmallows; ladies making smores. One guy’s marshmallow catches on fire and he jerks up the stick. Marshmallow goes flying across the firepit and hits my friend right in the eye. Kinda put a damper on the rest of the night. Again, yikes! I hope she was ok! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816/100 "2012-03-11T03:12:25Z")
Y’know, a flaming marshmallow hitting someone in the eye is one of those things that’s a lot funnier in the abstract than in the specific… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-food-fight-by-infovore-game-over/614816.md?page=6)