# The Feud: If I Were King... by 42fish (game over) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 15, 2010, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834 "2010-09-15T12:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/21 "2010-09-15T16:46:31Z")
That’s hot. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/22 "2010-09-15T16:53:03Z")
1. Alexander 2. Elizabeth I 3. Sweden 4. Iran 5. The Madness of King George 6. Jewelry 7. Intrigue 8. John McCain 9. Ryan Seacrest 10. Queen Latifah 11. as in “give it to whoever lost the election” 12. Yeah, I know she’s gay, but I don’t care. I heart her. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/23 "2010-09-15T17:03:25Z")
1. Peter 2. Genghis Khan 3. Spain 4. Hawaii 5. Elizabeth 6. Riches 7. Privacy 8. Jimmy Carter 9. Ke$ha 10. My spouse ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/24 "2010-09-15T17:07:36Z")
1. Alexander 2. Julius Caesar 3. Saudi Arabia 4. France 5. Elizabeth 6. Power 7. Exposure 8. Oprah Winfrey 9. Paris Hilton 10. Halle Berry 11. “Lack of Privacy” is what I was going for here. Couldn’t think of a better one-word definition… 12. All of the Kardashian sisters would be right behind her. 13. Yeah, I know she’s 44, but she’s still damn hot! Besides, I’m 47. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/25 "2010-09-15T17:14:16Z")
1. Alexander 2. Eliazbeth 1 3. Spain 4. France 5. Elizabeth 6. Consorts 7. Privacy 8. Bill CLinton 9. Fred Fucking Phelps 10. My wife ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/26 "2010-09-15T17:28:49Z")
1. Alexander 2. Juan Carlos 3. Spain 4. France 5. The Lion in Winter 6. Money 7. Privacy 8. Nobody 9. Paris Hilton 10. Tina Fey /2. Won’t be picked by anybody else but I chose him because he helped restore and defend democracy in Spain. /7. Lack thereof /8. I’m anti-monarchy. /10. Do we have to pick someone who’s the same nationality? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/27 "2010-09-15T20:12:11Z")
1. Alexander 2. Elizabeth I 3. Spain 4. France 5. Elizabeth 6. Power 7. Privacy 8. Me 9. Paris Hilton 10. My SO 11. Well, who else! 😃 12. And the royal palace would be f-_aaaaaa_-bu- **lous** ly decorated! ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/28 "2010-09-15T20:18:17Z")
1. Alexander the Great 2. Louis XIV 3. Holland 4. France 5. The Queen 6. Sex 7. synchophants 8. Morgan Freeman 9. Mel Gibson 10. Scarlet Johansson ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/29 "2010-09-15T20:22:08Z")
1. Alexander 2. Elizabeth Tudor 3. Sweden 4. France 5. Elizabeth 6. castle 7. paparazzi 8. Barack Obama 9. Glenn Beck 10. Jennifer Aniston Not all necessarily my personal choices but ones I think will be popular. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/30 "2010-09-15T20:22:37Z")
1. Name a monarch known as ‘the Great’ 2. Name a monarch who isn’t called ‘the Great’ but should be 3. Other than the UK, name a current monarchy 4. Name a former monarchy 5. Name a movie about a monarch 6. Other than food, name (one word only) the best thing about being a monarch 7. Other than potentially being overthrown and/or beheaded, name (one word only) the worst thing about being a monarch. 8. The US decides to create a monarchy with ceremonial powers ala the UK. Who should be named the first king/queen. 9. The US decides to make you an absolute monarch. Name one non-political celebrity you would have beheaded. (Or merely imprisoned/exiled/whatever for any wimps out there.) 10. Name the person you would choose for your Queen Consort/Prince Consort [/QUOTE] 11. Alexander 2.Elizabeth II 12. Norway 13. France 14. The Queen 15. Power 16. Politics 17. Hillary Clinton 18. Mel Gibson 19. George Clooney ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/31 "2010-09-15T20:37:02Z")
1. Alexander 2. Elizabeth I 3. Spain 4. France 5. Elizabeth 6. Power 7. Privacy 8. Oprah 9. Rush Limbaugh 10. My wife ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/32 "2010-09-15T20:47:39Z")
1. Alexander 2. Queen Elizabeth II 3. Sweden 4. France 5. King Ralph 6. Servants 7. Paparrazzi 8. Oprah 9. Martha Stewart 10. Sarah Palin ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/33 "2010-09-15T21:29:46Z")
1. Alexander 2. Satchel Paige 3. Sweden 4. France 5. The Madness of King George 6. Money 7. Parliament 8. Roger Staubach 9. None 10. Halle Berry 11. of the Kansas City Monarchs 😃 12. The grim reaper beat me to George Steinbrenner ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/34 "2010-09-15T23:29:12Z")
1. Alexander the Great 2. Elizabeth I 3. Monaco 4. France 5. The Queen 6. servants 7. governing 8. Oprah Winfrey 9. Paris Hilton 10. Sean Murray 10 - he plays Timothy McGee on NCIS :sigh: ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/35 "2010-09-16T01:47:31Z")
1. Alexander 2. Elizabeth I 3. Belgium 4. France 5. King Arthur 6. Sex 7. Sycophants 8. Me 9. Paris Hilton 10. Current SO 11. Or Elvis, posthumously. Or Emperor Norton, also posthumously. Folks these days just ain’t king material, I tells ya. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/36 "2010-09-16T02:22:21Z")
1. Alexander the Great 2. Queen Victoria 3. Saudi Arabia 4. France 5. _The Madness of King George_ 6. Power 7. Powerlessness 8. Bill Clinton 9. Fred Phelps 10. Natalie Portman 11. If a strong monarch 12. If a mere figurehead 13. Not my choice, but he’ll get some votes 14. I’m assuming he’ll be considered religious as opposed to political ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/37 "2010-09-16T03:55:17Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > … > 10. Natalie Portman > … Not actually a queen, but she certainly has experience playing one! [![](https://hollywoodhatesme.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/queen-amidala-754048.jpg) ](https://hollywoodhatesme.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/queen-amidala-754048.jpg) [http://blog.nj.com/entertainment\_impact\_celebrities/2008/02/large\_2boleyn.jpg](http://blog.nj.com/entertainment_impact_celebrities/2008/02/large_2boleyn.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/38 "2010-09-16T04:04:04Z")
1. Alexander 2. Elizabeth I 3. Spain 4. France 5. The Queen 6. Palace 7. Paparrazzi 8. Oprah Winfrey 9. Michael Moore 10. My wife ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/39 "2010-09-16T05:55:38Z")
1. Catherine 2. Elizabeth 3. Spain 4. Russia 5. Elizabeth 6. Money 7. Guillotines 8. Morgan Freeman 9. Jenna McCarthy 10. Robert Downey, Jr. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834/40 "2010-09-16T07:02:52Z")
1. Alfred 2. Elizabeth I 3. Canada 4. France 5. Elizabeth 6. Power 7. Responsibility 8. Al Gore 9. Paris Hilton 10. Angelina Jolie No idea what to put for most of these but I often do better with these by putting the first thing that comes to mind rather than think about it too long! There were many candidates for all the questions so I predict a low-scoring feud. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-if-i-were-king-by-42fish-game-over/553834.md?page=3)