The Feud: If I Were King... by 42fish (game over)

And if he’s not available - in no particular order: Alton Brown, Neil Caffrey*, Scott Bakula, Lewis Black, and this guy I’ve known for years who is, unfortunately, married.

    • I know nothing of the Actor Matt Boomer, but I love the Character Neil Caffrey

Le royal bump

By my count, Dead Cat is 36.

  1. Peter
  2. Henry VIII
  3. Monoco
  4. Russia
  5. The Madness of King George
  6. Wealth
  7. Responsibility
  8. Chuck Norris
  9. Nancy Grace
  10. My Wife
  1. Alexander
  2. Julius Ceasar
  3. Japan
  4. France
  5. The Madness of King George
  6. Wealth
  7. Privacy
  8. Stephen Colbert
  9. None
  10. My wife
  11. spec. “lack of”
  1. Alexander the Great
  2. Elizabeth I of England
  3. Spain
  4. France
  5. The Return of the King
  6. chauffeur
  7. exposure
  8. Barack Obama
  9. Mel Gibson
  10. my current SO
  1. Alexander
  2. King Richard
  3. Spain
  4. France
  5. The Queen
  6. Travel
  7. Powerless
  8. Oprah
  9. Ryan Seacrest
  10. Jodie Foster

:: blare of trumpets ::

My lords and ladies, a most royal bump!

I guess there’s no respect for royalty anymore.

How about a simple courtesy bump. :slight_smile:

  1. Alexander
  2. Elizabeth
  3. Saudi Arabia
  4. France
  5. Elizabeth
  6. Money
  7. Sycophants
  8. Oprah Winfrey
  9. Mel Gibson
  10. Scarlett Johansson

Bit of a half-hearted go to get the numbers up, don’t expect to do well on this one.

Alka Seltzer is #41.

  1. Alexander
  2. Elizabeth II
  3. Sweden
  4. France
  5. Elizabeth
  6. Money
  7. Responsibility
  8. My dog
  9. My former boss
  10. My husband
  1. Alexander
  2. Victoria
  3. Sweden
  4. France
  5. Elizabeth
  6. Jewels
  7. Enemies
  8. Me
  9. Glenn Beck
  10. my husband
  1. Alexander
  2. Victoria
  3. Sweden
  4. France
  5. The Madness of King George
  6. Travel
  7. Privacy
  8. Vin Diesel
  9. Simon Cowell
  10. Richard Armitage

C’mon King me.

Ok - I guess I’ll get this one scored. Back in a bit…

  1. Alexander
  2. Elizabeth I
  3. Japan
  4. France
  5. Elizabeth
  6. power
  7. privacy
  8. Bill Gates
  9. Justin Bieber
  10. Scarlett Johansson
  1. Name a monarch known as ‘the Great’
    1. Alexander 37

  2. Peter 3

  3. Alfred 2

  4. Catherine 1

  5. Frederick 1

  6. Name a monarch who isn’t called ‘the Great’ but should be
    2. Elizabeth I 26

  7. Elizabeth II 5

  8. Victoria 4

  9. Julius Caesar 2

  10. Genghis Khan 1

  11. Henry VIII 1

  12. Ivan the Terrible 1

  13. Juan Carlos 1

  14. King Richard 1

  15. Louis XIV 1

  16. Satchel Paige 1

  17. Other than the UK, name a current monarchy
    3. Spain 16

  18. Sweden 10

  19. Saudi Arabia 4

  20. Japan 3

  21. Monaco 3

  22. Netherlands 3

  23. Norway 2

  24. Belgium 1

  25. Canada 1

  26. Denmark 1

  27. Name a former monarchy
    4. France 36

  28. Russia 3

  29. China 1

  30. Greece 1

  31. Hawaii 1

  32. Iran 1

  33. Nepal 1

  34. Name a movie about a monarch
    5. Elizabeth 15

  35. The Madness of King George 11

  36. The Queen 9

  37. King Ralph 3

  38. The Lion in Winter 2

  39. Caligula 1

  40. History of the World 1

  41. King Arthur 1

  42. The Return of the King 1

  43. Other than food, name (one word only) the best thing about being a monarch
    6. Power 13

  44. Money/riches/wealth 9

  45. Consort/mistress/sex/wenches 7

  46. servants/chauffeur/pissboy 6

  47. castle/palace 2

  48. Jewels 2

  49. Travel 2

  50. Crown 1

  51. Gifts 1

  52. Sycophants 1

  53. Other than potentially being overthrown and/or beheaded, name (one word only) the worst thing about being a monarch.
    7. Privacy 10

  54. responsibility 5

  55. Paparazzi 4

  56. Sycophants 3

  57. enemies 2

  58. Exposure 2

  59. In-breeding 2

  60. Parliament 2

  61. Politics 2

  62. Powerlessness 2

  63. Assassinations 1

  64. Blame 1

  65. bodyguards 1

  66. Clothes 1

  67. conspirators 1

  68. governing 1

  69. Guillotines 1

  70. Intrigue 1

  71. Pressure 1

  72. treachery 1

  73. The US decides to create a monarchy with ceremonial powers ala the UK. Who should be named the first king/queen.
    8. Oprah Winfrey 11

  74. Me 5

  75. Bill Clinton 4

  76. Barack Obama 3

  77. Jimmy Carter 3

  78. Hillary Clinton 2

  79. Morgan Freeman 2

  80. Al Gore 1

  81. Angelina Jolie 1

  82. Beyonce the First 1

  83. Bill Maher 1

  84. Chuck Norris 1

  85. Ellen Degeneres 1

  86. George Clooney 1

  87. John McCain 1

  88. My dog 1

  89. Nobody 1

  90. Roger Staubach 1

  91. Stephen Colbert 1

  92. Tom Hanks 1

  93. Vin Diesel 1

  94. The US decides to make you an absolute monarch. Name one non-political celebrity you would have beheaded. (Or merely imprisoned/exiled/whatever for any wimps out there.)
    9. Paris Hilton 9

  95. Mel Gibson 4

  96. Fred Phelps 3

  97. Glenn Beck 3

  98. nobody 3

  99. Rush Limbaugh 3

  100. Ryan Seacrest 3

  101. Nancy Grace 2

  102. Snooki 2

  103. Carrot Top 1

  104. Jack Chick 1

  105. Jenna McCarthy 1

  106. Ke$ha 1

  107. Lady Gaga 1

  108. Lindsay Lohan 1

  109. Martha Stewart 1

  110. Michael Moore 1

  111. My former boss 1

  112. Shia TheBeef 1

  113. Simon Cowell 1

  114. Tom Cruise 1

  115. Name the person you would choose for your Queen Consort/Prince Consort
    10. My current SO 17

  116. George Clooney 3

  117. Halle Berry 2

  118. Scarlett Johansson 2

  119. Tina Fey 2

  120. Aishwarya Rai 1

  121. Amy Adams 1

  122. Angelina Jolie 1

  123. Brad Pitt 1

  124. Carmen Electra 1

  125. Christina Hendricks 1

  126. Jennifer Aniston 1

  127. Jewel Staite 1

  128. Jodie Foster 1

  129. Johnny Depp 1

  130. Megan Fox 1

  131. Natalie Portman 1

  132. Paris Hilton 1

  133. Queen Latifah 1

  134. Richard Armitage 1

  135. Robert Downey, Jr. 1

  136. Sarah Palin 1

  137. Sean Murray 1

Whoops! Blue Infinity snuck in there!

New answers: (no coding! :))

  1. Name a monarch known as ‘the Great’

  2. Alexander 38

  3. Peter 3

  4. Alfred 2

  5. Catherine 1

  6. Frederick 1

  7. Name a monarch who isn’t called ‘the Great’ but should be

  8. Elizabeth I 27

  9. Elizabeth II 5

  10. Victoria 4

  11. Julius Caesar 2

  12. Genghis Khan 1

  13. Henry VIII 1

  14. Ivan the Terrible 1

  15. Juan Carlos 1

  16. King Richard 1

  17. Louis XIV 1

  18. Satchel Paige 1

  19. Other than the UK, name a current monarchy

  20. Spain 16

  21. Sweden 10

  22. Saudi Arabia 4

  23. Japan 4

  24. Monaco 3

  25. Netherlands 3

  26. Norway 2

  27. Belgium 1

  28. Canada 1

  29. Denmark 1

  30. Name a former monarchy

  31. France 37

  32. Russia 3

  33. China 1

  34. Greece 1

  35. Hawaii 1

  36. Iran 1

  37. Nepal 1

  38. Name a movie about a monarch

  39. Elizabeth 16

  40. The Madness of King George 11

  41. The Queen 9

  42. King Ralph 3

  43. The Lion in Winter 2

  44. Caligula 1

  45. History of the World 1

  46. King Arthur 1

  47. The Return of the King 1

  48. Other than food, name (one word only) the best thing about being a monarch

  49. Power 14

  50. Money/riches/wealth 9

  51. Consort/mistress/sex/wenches 7

  52. servants/chauffeur/pissboy 6

  53. castle/palace 2

  54. Jewels 2

  55. Travel 2

  56. Crown 1

  57. Gifts 1

  58. Sycophants 1

  59. Other than potentially being overthrown and/or beheaded, name (one word only) the worst thing about being a monarch.

  60. Privacy 11

  61. responsibility 5

  62. Paparazzi 4

  63. Sycophants 3

  64. enemies 2

  65. Exposure 2

  66. In-breeding 2

  67. Parliament 2

  68. Politics 2

  69. Powerlessness 2

  70. Assassinations 1

  71. Blame 1

  72. bodyguards 1

  73. Clothes 1

  74. conspirators 1

  75. governing 1

  76. Guillotines 1

  77. Intrigue 1

  78. Pressure 1

  79. treachery 1

  80. The US decides to create a monarchy with ceremonial powers ala the UK. Who should be named the first king/queen.

  81. Oprah Winfrey 11

  82. Me 5

  83. Bill Clinton 4

  84. Barack Obama 3

  85. Jimmy Carter 3

  86. Hillary Clinton 2

  87. Morgan Freeman 2

  88. Al Gore 1

  89. Angelina Jolie 1

  90. Beyonce the First 1

  91. Bill Gates 1

  92. Bill Maher 1

  93. Chuck Norris 1

  94. Ellen Degeneres 1

  95. George Clooney 1

  96. John McCain 1

  97. My dog 1

  98. Nobody 1

  99. Roger Staubach 1

  100. Stephen Colbert 1

  101. Tom Hanks 1

  102. Vin Diesel 1

  103. The US decides to make you an absolute monarch. Name one non-political celebrity you would have beheaded. (Or merely imprisoned/exiled/whatever for any wimps out there.)

  104. Paris Hilton 9

  105. Mel Gibson 4

  106. Fred Phelps 3

  107. Glenn Beck 3

  108. nobody 3

  109. Rush Limbaugh 3

  110. Ryan Seacrest 3

  111. Nancy Grace 2

  112. Snooki 2

  113. Carrot Top 1

  114. Jack Chick 1

  115. Jenna McCarthy 1

  116. Justin Beiber 1

  117. Ke$ha 1

  118. Lady Gaga 1

  119. Lindsay Lohan 1

  120. Martha Stewart 1

  121. Michael Moore 1

  122. My former boss 1

  123. Shia TheBeef 1

  124. Simon Cowell 1

  125. Tom Cruise 1

  126. Name the person you would choose for your Queen Consort/Prince Consort

  127. My current SO 17

  128. George Clooney 3

  129. Halle Berry 2

  130. Scarlett Johansson 3

  131. Tina Fey 2

  132. Aishwarya Rai 1

  133. Amy Adams 1

  134. Angelina Jolie 1

  135. Brad Pitt 1

  136. Carmen Electra 1

  137. Christina Hendricks 1

  138. Jennifer Aniston 1

  139. Jewel Staite 1

  140. Jodie Foster 1

  141. Johnny Depp 1

  142. Megan Fox 1

  143. Natalie Portman 1

  144. Paris Hilton 1

  145. Queen Latifah 1

  146. Richard Armitage 1

  147. Robert Downey, Jr. 1

  148. Sarah Palin 1

  149. Sean Murray 1

And the winners are… Sparky812 and swampbear!! Woo-hoo! ::flings confetti:: They each got 9/10 top answers, but they were different! Good job, guys! Perfect score was 435.55.

Thanks for playing, everyone! Thanks for a fun game, 42fish.

New one up soon…
**1. Sparky812 422.22

  1. swampbear 422.22 **
  2. Snickers 397.78
  3. labtrash 391.11
  4. grimpixie 382.22
  5. twickster 371.11
  6. astorian 357.78
  7. Alka Seltzer 337.78
  8. blue infinity 333.33
  9. jsgoddess 333.33
  10. Paintcharge 331.11
  11. Skammer 326.67
  12. Kobal2 317.78
  13. Little Nemo 311.11
  14. 42fish 311.11
  15. anyrose 311.11
  16. ColdPhoenix 311.11
  17. Sigmagirl 304.44
  18. Wheelz 300.00
  19. Antigen 297.78
  20. pravnik 293.33
  21. Maus Magill 288.89
  22. Tom Scud 286.67
  23. gonzomax 277.78
  24. Walkabout 277.78
  25. NDP 275.56
  26. Asimovian 262.22
  27. Sternvogel 260.00
  28. IvoryTowerDenizen 257.78
  29. notfrommensa 253.33
  30. ScareyFaerie 251.11
  31. AuntiePam 248.89
  32. zamboniracer 248.89
  33. Mahaloth 246.67
  34. Dead Cat 244.44
  35. Wargamer 235.56
  36. Elendil’s Heir 226.67
  37. DCnDC 220.00
  38. kaylasdad99 202.22
  39. Really Not All That Bright 188.89
  40. Scuba_Ben 175.56
  41. needscoffee 166.67
  42. Miller 162.22
  43. KennerTheGreat 153.33
  44. Shark 117.78