# The Feud: Rated X-mas by Labtrash

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 23, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230 "2010-12-23T22:55:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/1 "2010-12-23T22:55:06Z")

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Object of the game:  
Give the most popular answer for each category.

Rules:

1. No reading the thread before answering. This is on the honor system.
2. Formatting rules must be followed (see below).
3. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.
4. Google (etc.) is allowed, if you desire.
5. Maximum 50 entrants, and I’ll score it when I have time.
6. There is no Rule 6.
7. Special Rules for this particular Feud: None

Formatting rules:  
To make semi-automated scoring possible, and my job easier, make your post look exactly like this:

1. answer
2. answer
3. answer
4. answer

No double spacing, no smilies, no urls, no periods, no quote marks, and no punctuation if it is not necessary. Put “pass” if you want to leave an answer blank. If you feel you must qualify your answer, do it AFTER THE LIST!  
If you don’t format like this, your answers might be DISQUALIFIED.

Scoring:  
With 50 entrants, an answer with a match is worth 2x the number of people matching it. If 4 people match, they each get 8 points for that answer. No matches = 0 points.  
Formula: Score = 100 / (# of entrants) x (# of matches) Anyone who responds to a question with two answers will only have the first one counted as their answer.

Good luck!

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me. If anyone wants to run their own Feud, feel free. I will help any way I can.

Read the rules!  
Special Rules for this particular Feud: None

1. Besides Rudolph, name one of Santa’s reindeer.
2. Name a “Naughty” gift for a wife / girlfriend.
3. Name a “Naughty” gift for a husband / boyfriend.
4. Name an expensive gift.
5. Besides the 5 golden rings, name one of the other 11 gifts you’d actually want to receive.
6. Name a cheap-ass-last-second-picked-up-on-the-way-home-from-the-gas-station-gift.
7. Besides Jingle Bells, name a Christmas carol.
8. Name a Christmas movie (Christmas MUST be in the title).
9. Besides Frosty OR Santa, name a character in the 1969 Bass Rankin Frosty the Snowman cartoon.
10. At what age do children typically find out the “truth” about Santa? (Just give a number, don’t spell it.)

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/2 "2010-12-23T23:00:19Z")

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1. Dasher
2. lingerie
3. porn
4. diamond ring
5. ladies dancing
6. cigarette lighter
7. 12 Days of Christmas
8. A Christmas Story
9. Karen
10. 8
11. Everyone likes strippers, right?

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/3 "2010-12-23T23:03:02Z")

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1. Dasher
2. Teddy
3. underpants
4. a car
5. Uh, 11 ladies dancing
6. Roadmap
7. Santa Claus is coming to town
8. A Christmas Story
9. The Bumble
10. 9\*

- My daughter’s 8 now and she’s right on the cusp…

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/4 "2010-12-23T23:15:23Z")

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1. Dasher
2. Negligee
3. Briefs
4. Diamond earrings
5. A partridge in a pear tree
6. Lighter
7. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
8. White Christmas
9. Karen, the little girl
10. 6

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/5 "2010-12-23T23:24:28Z")

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1. Dancer
2. edible underwear
3. sex tape/porn
4. car
5. calling birds
6. coffee mug
7. Noel
8. A Christmas Story
9. Professor Hinkle
10. 8

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/6 "2010-12-23T23:28:11Z")

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1. Donner

2. Vibrator

3. Condoms

4. Jewelry

5. 12 Drummers drumming

6. Air freshener

7. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

8. A Christmas Story

9. Professor Hinkle

10. 5

11. The drummer is always the hot one! 😉

12. Forgot to exclude the conch! :smack:

13. I had to google this one.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/7 "2010-12-23T23:39:13Z")

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1. Blitzen
2. lingerie
3. Candy-cane striped g-string
4. car
5. 8 maids a-milkin
6. lottery tickets
7. Silent Night
8. A Christmas Story
9. Heat Miser
10. 10
11. Maybe I can convince them to do other maidly shit for me, at least.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/8 "2010-12-23T23:56:40Z")

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1. Dasher
2. lingerie
3. porn
4. car
5. nine ladies dancing
6. candy
7. Twelve Days of Christmas
8. A Christmas Story
9. Professor Hinkle
10. 10

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/9 "2010-12-24T00:02:16Z")

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1. Dasher
2. sex toy
3. lingerie
4. car
5. partridge in a pear tree
6. gift card
7. Silent Night
8. White Christmas
9. Professor Hinkle
10. 5

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**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/10 "2010-12-24T00:12:48Z")

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1. Dasher
2. Lingerie
3. Boxers
4. Car
5. Nine ladies dancing
6. Chocolates
7. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
8. How The Grinch Stole Christmas
9. Karen
10. 8

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**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/11 "2010-12-24T00:20:28Z")

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1. Donner
2. lingerie
3. condoms
4. jewelry
5. maids a milking
6. card
7. Deck the Halls
8. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
9. Mrs. Claus
10. 8

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/12 "2010-12-24T01:04:23Z")

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1. Comet
2. Dildo
3. Rubber doll
4. cars
5. 8 maids a milking
6. CD
7. O Holy Night
8. A Christmas Story
9. The Sun
10. 8

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/13 "2010-12-24T01:16:19Z")

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1. Dasher
2. sexy lingerie
3. porn on DVD
4. diamond jewelry
5. 10 lords a-leaping
6. gloves
7. Silent Night
8. A Christmas Story
9. the kids
10. 9

5 - as long as they’re single, straight, and available.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/14 "2010-12-24T01:21:36Z")

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1. Dasher
2. Mrs. Claus Skirt
3. Lube
4. Jewelry
5. Partridge in a Pear Tree
6. Ornament
7. Silent Night
8. A Christmas Story
9. The professor
10. 7

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**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/15 "2010-12-24T01:25:44Z")

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1. Dasher
2. Lingerie
3. Playboy
4. Jewelry
5. 9 Ladies dancing
6. Box of Candy
7. White Christmas
8. A Christmas Carol
9. Professor
10. 8

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/16 "2010-12-24T01:28:43Z")

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1. Dasher
2. Lingerie
3. porn
4. a car
5. ladies dancing
6. lottery ticket
7. Silent night
8. A Christmas Story
9. Professor Hinkle
10. 10

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/17 "2010-12-24T01:46:30Z")

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1. Dasher
2. Lingerie
3. Banana hammock
4. Diamond
5. Nine ladies dancing
6. Lottery ticket
7. Silent Night
8. Christmas Vacation
9. Professor Hinkle
10. 10

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**Author:** ![Kitten\_Mitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b782af/32.png) [@Kitten\_Mitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitten_Mitten)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/18 "2010-12-24T01:52:54Z")

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1. Dasher
2. Thong
3. Nudie Mag
4. New car
5. 12 drummers drumming
6. gas card
7. Silent Night
8. White Christmas
9. Professor Hinkle
10. 7

> [@Rebo](#):
>
> Object of the game:  
> Give the most popular answer for each category.
> 
> Rules:
> 
> 1. No reading the thread before answering. This is on the honor system.
> 2. Formatting rules must be followed (see below).
> 3. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.
> 4. Google (etc.) is allowed, if you desire.
> 5. Maximum 50 entrants, and I’ll score it when I have time.
> 6. There is no Rule 6.
> 7. Special Rules for this particular Feud: None
> 
> Formatting rules:  
> To make semi-automated scoring possible, and my job easier, make your post look exactly like this:
> 
> 1. answer
> 2. answer
> 3. answer
> 4. answer
> 
> No double spacing, no smilies, no urls, no periods, no quote marks, and no punctuation if it is not necessary. Put “pass” if you want to leave an answer blank. If you feel you must qualify your answer, do it AFTER THE LIST!  
> If you don’t format like this, your answers might be DISQUALIFIED.
> 
> Scoring:  
> With 50 entrants, an answer with a match is worth 2x the number of people matching it. If 4 people match, they each get 8 points for that answer. No matches = 0 points.  
> Formula: Score = 100 / (# of entrants) x (# of matches) Anyone who responds to a question with two answers will only have the first one counted as their answer.
> 
> Good luck!
> 
> If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me. If anyone wants to run their own Feud, feel free. I will help any way I can.
> 
> Read the rules!  
> Special Rules for this particular Feud: None
> 
> 1. Besides Rudolph, name one of Santa’s reindeer.
> 2. Name a “Naughty” gift for a wife / girlfriend.
> 3. Name a “Naughty” gift for a husband / boyfriend.
> 4. Name an expensive gift.
> 5. Besides the 5 golden rings, name one of the other 11 gifts you’d actually want to receive.
> 6. Name a cheap-ass-last-second-picked-up-on-the-way-home-from-the-gas-station-gift.
> 7. Besides Jingle Bells, name a Christmas carol.
> 8. Name a Christmas movie (Christmas MUST be in the title).
> 9. Besides Frosty OR Santa, name a character in the 1969 Bass Rankin Frosty the Snowman cartoon.
> 10. At what age do children typically find out the “truth” about Santa? (Just give a number, don’t spell it.)

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/19 "2010-12-24T01:53:45Z")

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1. Besides Rudolph, name one of Santa’s reindeer.

2. Name a “Naughty” gift for a wife / girlfriend.

3. Name a “Naughty” gift for a husband / boyfriend.

4. Name an expensive gift.

5. Besides the 5 golden rings, name one of the other 11 gifts you’d actually want to receive.

6. Name a cheap-ass-last-second-picked-up-on-the-way-home-from-the-gas-station-gift.

7. Besides Jingle Bells, name a Christmas carol.

8. Name a Christmas movie (Christmas MUST be in the title).

9. Besides Frosty OR Santa, name a character in the 1969 Bass Rankin Frosty the Snowman cartoon.

10. At what age do children typically find out the “truth” about Santa? (Just give a number, don’t spell it.)

11. Comet

12. sexy negligee

13. sex toy

14. ring

15. partridge in a pear tree

16. ice scraper

17. Away in a Manger

18. Christmas Story

19. Professor Hinkle

20. 8

Oooh boy, I’m feeling not so great about this one! LOL Ah well, que sera, sera. 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/20 "2010-12-24T01:57:40Z")

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1. Dasher

2. Lingerie

3. Porn

4. Diamond

5. A partridge in a pear tree

6. Lottery ticket

7. Silent Night

8. A Christmas Story

9. Professor Hinkle

10. 8

11. Fruit and a tasty bird. What could be better! 😃

12. _Jingle Bells_ is a Christmas Carol?

ETA: **Rosie** I wouldn’t count on Lords _A Leapin’_ being straight. Just sayin’… 😛

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