# The Feud: Rated X-mas by Labtrash **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 23, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230 "2010-12-23T22:55:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/21 "2010-12-24T02:59:04Z")
1. Dasher 2. Lingerie 3. handcuffs 4. Jewelry 5. Three French hens\* 6. After-shave/cologne 7. The First Noel 8. A Christmas Carol 9. The evil magician who’s trying to recover his hat 10. 8 \*3. Lotta birds and/domestics to choose from. Three French hens would probably be the right number to provide fresh eggs in my household. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/22 "2010-12-24T03:50:59Z")
1. Dasher 2. Sexy lingerie 3. Colorful condoms 4. Diamond ring 5. Nine ladies dancing 6. Candy bars 7. _Silent Night_ 8. _A Christmas Story_ 9. Karen 10. 8 11. Simply because he’s named first in the poem 12. Going with the age I was when I found out ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/23 "2010-12-24T03:53:04Z")
1. Blitzen 2. Lingerie 3. Condoms 4. Diamonds 5. 8 Maids-a-milking 6. Lottery ticket 7. Silent Night 8. A Christmas Story 9. Professor Hinkle 10. 7 /5. With eight maids-a-milking and (implicitly) eight cows, I can start a dairy. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/24 "2010-12-24T03:59:15Z")
> [@Queen\_Tonya](#): > > 1. Heat Miser Actually from _The Year Without a Santa Claus_, another Rankin-Bass offering ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/25 "2010-12-24T04:24:48Z")
1. Donner 2. Lingerie 3. Porn 4. Car 5. Two turtle doves 6. Soda 7. Silent Night 8. A Christmas Story 9. Karen 10. 6 ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/26 "2010-12-24T05:32:51Z")
1. Dasher 2. Negligee 3. Porn 4. Jewelry 5. 3 French hens 6. Beer 7. Silent Night 8. A Christmas Story 9. Karen 10. 10 11. Because I figure they’re good eatin’. Would have opted for 9 ladies dancing, if I figured they would be available for other entertainment. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/27 "2010-12-24T05:36:40Z")
1. Dasher 2. Lingerie 3. Porn video 4. Fur coat 5. Partridge in a pear tree 6. Cologne 7. Silent Night 8. White Christmas 9. Hocus Pocus the rabbit 10. 8 ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2010, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/28 "2010-12-24T12:21:17Z")
1. Comet ]2. Teddy 2. Porn 3. Car 4. 9 ladies dancing 5. Coffee Card 6. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 7. A Christmas Story 8. Karen 9. 8 ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/29 "2010-12-25T02:50:00Z")
1. Blitzen 2. Sexy lingerie 3. Sexy lingerie 4. Jewelry 5. 9 ladies dancing 6. Candy Bar 7. Jingle Bell Rock 8. A Christmas Story 9. Rudolph 10. 8 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/30 "2010-12-25T04:30:51Z")
1. Dasher 2. negligee 3. sex toy 4. car 5. eight maids a-milking 6. crappy bottle of wine 7. O Little Town of Bethlehem 8. A Christmas Carol 9. The scheming magician 10. 8 11. Yowza! ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/31 "2010-12-25T05:14:37Z")
1. Blitzen 2. Vibrator 3. Edible panties 4. Diamond jewelry 5. 8 maids a milking 6. lottery tickets 7. Silent Night 8. A Christmas Story 9. Policeman 10. 8 (3. All of the “naughty” gifts for guys I could think of require the girl to wear them.) ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/32 "2010-12-25T16:06:05Z")
1. Dasher 2. vibrator 3. underwear 4. diamonds 5. a Partridge in a pear tree 6.lotto ticket 6. Silent Night 7. Christmas Story 8. Hinkle 9. 10 ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/33 "2010-12-25T16:17:12Z")
1. Prancer 2. Vibrator 3. Handcuffs 4. Diamonds 5. A partridge in a pear tree 6. Artificial flowers 7. Frosty the Snowman 8. A Christmas Story 9. Karen 10. 6 ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/34 "2010-12-25T16:22:29Z")
1. Dasher 2. Vibrator 3. Porn 4. Diamond ring 5. Nine ladies dancing 6. Lottery ticket 7. Silent Night 8. A Christmas Story 9. Karen 10. 7 ---
**Author:** ![mkecane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@mkecane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkecane)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/35 "2010-12-25T16:48:13Z")
1. Comet 2. Lingerie 3. “Sexy” Boxers 4. Necklace 5. Nine Ladies Dancing 6. Box of chocolates 7. Silent Night 8. A Christmas Story 9. Professor Hinkle 10. 10 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/36 "2010-12-25T17:14:19Z")
1. Donner 2. Ladies undies 3. Ladies undies 4. Car 5. Calling Birds 6. Scratch off lottery ticket 7. Silent Night 8. White Christmas 9. Karen 10. 8 \*5 Those are like cell phones, right? ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/37 "2010-12-25T22:36:19Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn] 1. Besides Rudolph, name one of Santa’s reindeer. 2. Name a “Naughty” gift for a wife / girlfriend. 3. Name a “Naughty” gift for a husband / boyfriend. 4. Name an expensive gift. 5. Besides the 5 golden rings, name one of the other 11 gifts you’d actually want to receive. 6. Name a cheap-ass-last-second-picked-up-on-the-way-home-from-the-gas-station-gift. 7. Besides Jingle Bells, name a Christmas carol. 8. Name a Christmas movie (Christmas MUST be in the title). 9. Besides Frosty OR Santa, name a character in the 1969 Bass Rankin Frosty the Snowman cartoon. 10. At what age do children typically find out the “truth” about Santa? (Just give a number, don’t spell it.) [/QUOTE] 11. Olive 12. Lingerie 13. Adult film 14. Jewelry 15. 9 ladies dancing 16. Lighter 17. Silent Night 18. A Christmas Story 19. Professor Hinkle 20. 12 Notes: 1. The Other Reindeer 2. Esp. if they’re lap dancing ---
**Author:** ![Walkabout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/38 "2010-12-26T02:36:54Z")
1. Comet 2. Lingerie 3. Porn 4. Jewelry 5. 3 French hens 6. Gift card 7. Silent Night 8. How the Grinch Stole Christmas 9. Karen 10. 6 ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/39 "2010-12-26T04:12:39Z")
1. Dasher 2. Lingerie 3. Blowjob 4. Diamonds 5. Two Turtle Doves 6. Cigarette lighter 7. Silent Night 8. A Christmas Story 9. Hocus Pocus 10. 7 ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-rated-x-mas-by-labtrash/565230/40 "2010-12-27T13:47:43Z")
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