# The Feud: That's so Dirty! by biggirl \[Game Over\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [October 9, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637 "2010-10-09T21:38:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/1 "2010-10-09T21:38:00Z")
Object of the game:
Give the most popular answer for each category.
Rules:
1. No reading the thread before answering. This is on the honor system.
2. Formatting rules must be followed (see below).
3. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.
4. Google (etc.) is allowed, if you desire.
5. Maximum 50 entrants, and I’ll score it when I have time.
6. There is no Rule 6.
7. Special Rules for this particular Feud: None
Formatting rules:
To make semi-automated scoring possible, and my job easier, make your post look exactly like this:
1. answer
2. answer
3. answer
4. answer
No double spacing, no smilies, no urls, no periods, no quote marks, and no punctuation if it is not necessary. Put “pass” if you want to leave an answer blank. If you feel you must qualify your answer, do it AFTER THE LIST!
If you don’t format like this, your answers might be DISQUALIFIED.
Scoring:
With 50 entrants, an answer with a match is worth 2x the number of people matching it. If 4 people match, they each get 8 points for that answer. No matches = 0 points.
Formula: Score = 100 / (# of entrants) x (# of matches)
Good luck!
If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me. If anyone wants to run their own Feud, feel free. I will help any way I can.
Read the rules!
Special Rules for this particular Feud: None
Name euphemisms for:
1. feces
2. urine
3. vagina
4. penis
5. scrotum
6. breasts
7. having sex
8. going to the bathroom
9. masturbation
10. insanity
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### Author:  [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/2 "2010-10-09T21:59:30Z")
1. shit
2. piss
3. pussy
4. dick
5. balls
6. tits
7. fucking
8. take a leak
9. jacking off
10. nuts
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### Author:  [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/3 "2010-10-09T22:00:32Z")
1. poop
2. pee
3. vajayjay
4. dick
5. balls
6. boobs
7. making love
8. going potty
9. whacking off
10. loony tunes
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### Author:  [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/4 "2010-10-09T22:02:09Z")
1. shit
2. piss
3. cunt
4. cock
5. balls
6. tits
7. fuck
8. dropping a deuce
9. jacking off
10. batshit crazy
excuse me while I go take a shower.
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### Author:  [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/5 "2010-10-09T22:11:26Z")
1. shit
2. pee
3. pussy
4. cock
5. balls
6. boobs
7. fucking
8. dropping the kids off at the pool
9. jerking off
10. crazy
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### Author:  [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/6 "2010-10-09T22:22:23Z")
1. Shit
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Dick
5. Ballsack
6. Tits
7. Fucking
8. Going to the can
9. Jacking off
10. Nuts
Of course, most of them are dysphemisms…not euphemisms…
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### Author:  [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/7 "2010-10-09T22:40:11Z")
1. poop
2. pee
3. gash
4. shlong
5. nutsack
6. funbags
7. hiding the sausage
8. drain the dragon
9. having a wank
10. batshit
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/8 "2010-10-09T22:41:09Z")
1. shit
2. pee
3. pussy
4. dick
5. sack
6. tits
7. fucking
8. taking a dump
9. jacking off
10. crazy
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### Author:  [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/9 "2010-10-09T22:57:22Z")
1. shit
2. piss
3. v-jay
4. John Thomas
5. sack
6. rack
7. fucking
8. draining the lizard
9. jerking off
10. nuts
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### Author:  [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/10 "2010-10-09T23:13:13Z")
1. poop
2. pee
3. girly bits
4. dingus
5. fluffy basket
6. boobs
7. bumping uglies
8. see a man about a horse
9. jerking off
10. madness
I’m thinking (hoping) we’re supposed to go with words that can be used in polite company. Otherwise my answers would be way different.
I expect to be #50 in this one.
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### Author:  [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/11 "2010-10-09T23:13:46Z")
1. Shit
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Dick
5. Balls
6. Tits
7. Fucking
8. Peeing
9. Beating off
10. Crazy
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/12 "2010-10-09T23:22:47Z")
1. deuce
2. number one
3. love tunnel
4. manhood
5. berries
6. ta-tas
7. doin’ it
8. answering nature’s call
9. self-love
10. cuckoo
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/13 "2010-10-09T23:24:39Z")
after reading the other entries - it looks like I’m the only one who knows the definition of [euphemism](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/euphemism).
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### Author:  [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/14 "2010-10-09T23:30:03Z")
> [@anyrose](#):
>
> after reading the other entries - it looks like I’m the only one who knows the definition of [euphemism](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/euphemism).
Think so, huh?
> [@Tengu](#):
>
> Of course, most of them are dysphemisms…not euphemisms…
> [@AuntiePam](#):
>
> I’m thinking (hoping) we’re supposed to go with words that can be used in polite company. Otherwise my answers would be way different.
It’s just that most of the words used in the OP are, for the most part, as euphemistic as any other, through being the clinical words, so the request really seems to be slang, not euphemisms.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/15 "2010-10-09T23:47:45Z")
1. Shit
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Dick
5. Balls
6. Tits
7. Fucking
8. Shitting/Pissing
9. Jacking Off
10. Nuts
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### Author:  [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/16 "2010-10-10T01:03:34Z")
1. shit
2. piss
3. pussy
4. dick
5. balls
6. tits
7. fucking
8. shitting
9. whacking off
10. batshit crazy
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### Author:  [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/17 "2010-10-10T01:42:19Z")
1. poop
2. pee
3. pussy
4. dick
5. sack
6. tits
7. screwing
8. taking a dump
9. wanking
10. crazy
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### Author:  [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/18 "2010-10-10T01:59:42Z")
1. shit
2. piss
3. cunt
4. dick
5. balls
6. tits
7. fucking
8. taking a crap
9. wanking
10. crazy
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/19 "2010-10-10T02:42:46Z")
1. poop
2. pee
3. vajayjay
4. dick
5. balls
6. boobs
7. screw
8. peeing
9. jack off
10. nuts
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### Author:  [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/20 "2010-10-10T03:08:18Z")
1. crap
2. pee
3. pussy
4. dick
5. sack
6. boobs
7. screwing
8. dumping
9. jacking off
10. nuts
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