# The Feud: That's so Dirty! by biggirl \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [October 9, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637 "2010-10-09T21:38:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/21 "2010-10-10T03:11:16Z")

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1. Shit
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Cock
5. Sack
6. Tits
7. Fucking
8. Pissing
9. Wanking
10. Madness

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**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/22 "2010-10-10T03:14:30Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> after reading the other entries - it looks like I’m the only one who knows the definition of [euphemism](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/euphemism).

That’s the game, though - guess what other people would say. At least, that’s my excuse. For my part, I’m annoyed that people don’t seem to realise that “insanity” is a noun, and are suggesting adjectives such as “nuts”.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/23 "2010-10-10T03:18:15Z")

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> [@Tengu](#):
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> Of course, most of them are dysphemisms…not euphemisms…

> [@Tengu](#):
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> > [@anyrose](#):
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> > after reading the other entries - it looks like I’m the only one who knows the definition of [euphemism](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/euphemism).
> 
> Think so, huh?

ooops - I didn’t see your final comment

> [@AuntiePam](#):
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> I’m thinking (hoping) we’re supposed to go with words that can be used in polite company. Otherwise my answers would be way different.

That’s what I thought, too.

> [@Tengu](#):
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> It’s just that most of the words used in the OP are, for the most part, as euphemistic as any other, through being the clinical words, so the request really seems to be slang, not euphemisms.

Clinical words are cold, fact based, and devoid of emotional; euphemisms are softened versions of the same words; dysphemisms and slang are what most of the entries seem to be so far, and may be the popular answers. Which just goes to show, folks forget to read the rules and feud descriptions, and just go by the feud titles.

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**Author:** ![jasonh300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jasonh300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasonh300)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/24 "2010-10-10T04:37:17Z")

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1. Poo poo
2. pee
3. coochie
4. weenie
5. ballsack
6. boobies
7. doing it
8. doing your business
9. jacking off
10. wacko  
(I’m going the non-vulgar route here. I suspect I’m not going to get many points.)

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/25 "2010-10-10T04:52:31Z")

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1. doo-doo
2. pee
3. vajayjay
4. Johnson
5. balls
6. boobs
7. making love
8. powdering my nose
9. self-gratification
10. going cuckoo  
Hoping participants actually name euphemisms, not such dysphemisms as “shit”, “twat”, etc.

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/26 "2010-10-10T04:57:52Z")

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1. poo
2. pee
3. muff
4. tool
5. balls
6. boobs
7. making love
8. peeing/pooping
9. taking matters into one’s own hands
10. crazy

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/27 "2010-10-10T06:45:22Z")

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1. shit
2. pee
3. pussy
4. dick
5. balls
6. tits
7. fucking
8. taking a dump
9. whacking off
10. nuts

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/28 "2010-10-10T06:50:32Z")

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1. poo
2. pee
3. hooha
4. dick
5. sack
6. tatas
7. makin’ whoopee
8. seeing a man about a dog
9. wanking
10. whacko

Gotta say, most slang I know is dirtier – to me, the items on that list WERE the euphemisms.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/29 "2010-10-10T16:22:45Z")

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1. Number 2
2. Number 1
3. vajayjay
4. member
5. sack
6. ta-tas
7. making whoopee
8. hitting the head
9. polishing the bishop
10. a screw loose

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/30 "2010-10-10T17:29:05Z")

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1. poop
2. pee
3. vajayjay
4. cock
5. sack
6. bosom
7. making love
8. seeing a man about a horse
9. playing with oneself
10. eccentricity

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/31 "2010-10-10T17:37:42Z")

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1. poop
2. pee
3. pussy
4. dick
5. sack
6. boobs
7. doing it
8. going to the can
9. jerking off
10. nuts

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/32 "2010-10-10T17:46:13Z")

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1. poop
2. pee
3. hoo-ha
4. wiener
5. sack
6. ta-tas
7. doin’ the nasty
8. powdering one’s nose
9. choking the chicken
10. cuckoo  
Actually, several of these are more malphemisms than euphemisms, but I don’t think there really are any euphemisms for some of them.

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**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/33 "2010-10-10T19:55:42Z")

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1. solid waste
2. water
3. vajayjay
4. John Thomas
5. teabag
6. fun bags
7. making the beast with two backs
8. sitting on the throne
9. a date with one’s right hand
10. being a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/34 "2010-10-10T22:08:05Z")

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1. Shit
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Dick
5. Balls
6. Tits
7. Fucking
8. Taking a dump
9. Jerking off
10. Crazy

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/35 "2010-10-11T01:27:03Z")

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> [@Ximenean](#):
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> > [@anyrose](#):
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> > after reading the other entries - it looks like I’m the only one who knows the definition of [euphemism](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/euphemism).
> 
> That’s the game, though - guess what other people would say. At least, that’s my excuse. For my part, I’m annoyed that people don’t seem to realise that “insanity” is a noun, and are suggesting adjectives such as “nuts”.

That is why I junked nutsism and settled for nuts.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/36 "2010-10-11T01:49:36Z")

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1. poop
2. pee
3. pussy
4. cock
5. balls
6. boobs
7. doing it
8. hitting the head
9. jacking off
10. nuts

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/37 "2010-10-11T14:04:09Z")

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1. Poop
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Dick
5. Balls
6. Tits
7. Fucking
8. Taking a leak
9. Jacking off
10. Nuts

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/38 "2010-10-11T14:06:41Z")

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1. poop
2. pee
3. pussy
4. dick
5. balls
6. funbags
7. horizontal mambo
8. taking the browns to the Superbowl
9. rubbing one out
10. coo-coo for coco puffs

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/39 "2010-10-11T14:13:49Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> > [@Ximenean](#):
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> > That’s the game, though - guess what other people would say. At least, that’s my excuse. For my part, I’m annoyed that people don’t seem to realise that “insanity” is a noun, and are suggesting adjectives such as “nuts”.
> 
> That is why I junked nutsism and settled for nuts.

My bad - I should have said “insane.”

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/40 "2010-10-11T15:10:41Z")

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1. Shit
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Dick
5. Balls
6. Tits
7. Fucking
8. Relieving oneself
9. Jerking off
10. Craziness

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