# The Feud: That's so Dirty! by biggirl \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [October 9, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637 "2010-10-09T21:38:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/41 "2010-10-11T16:05:11Z")

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1. Shit
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Dick
5. Nutsack
6. Tits
7. Fucking
8. Shitting
9. Jerking off
10. Crazy

ETA : Aw, man, why is everyone saying “Balls” for “Scrotum?” Balls are testicles, for fuck’s sake!

Joe

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/42 "2010-10-11T18:00:19Z")

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1. Shit
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Dick
5. Balls
6. Tits
7. Fucking
8. Doing #1 (or #2)
9. Jerking off
10. Crazy

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/43 "2010-10-11T18:09:18Z")

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1. shit
2. pee
3. vaj
4. weiner
5. balls
6. breasts
7. screwing
8. take a crap\*
9. jack off
10. crazy

\*Or burn a mule, push some brown, float a sea pickle, drop the kids off at the pool, negotiate the release of a chocolate hostage

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/44 "2010-10-11T18:18:50Z")

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1. poop
2. pee
3. pussy
4. dick
5. ballsack
6. boobs
7. fucking
8. peeing
9. jacking off
10. crazy

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/45 "2010-10-11T20:37:46Z")

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1. shit
2. piss
3. pussy
4. dick
5. balls
6. boobs
7. fucking
8. number 1
9. jerking off
10. nuts

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/46 "2010-10-12T03:58:02Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> after reading the other entries - it looks like I’m the only one who knows the definition of [euphemism](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/euphemism).

Yeah, I was afraid of that. I declined to participate in this Feud because I predicted that there would be two completely different interpretations of what was being asked for.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/47 "2010-10-12T04:12:21Z")

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1. Shit
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Dick
5. Balls
6. Tits
7. Fucking
8. Pissing
9. Jerking off
10. Nuts

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/48 "2010-10-12T11:42:38Z")

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1. Shit
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Cock
5. Balls
6. Boobs
7. Fucking
8. taking a crap
9. Jacking off
10. Crazy

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/49 "2010-10-12T11:51:14Z")

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Oops!  
I saw the Feud title “That’s so Dirty!” ,missed the euphemism part, and went with whatever I thought would be the most popular answers.  
My apologies to everyone for my vulgarity…Now I’m off to wash my keyboard out with soap!😃

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/50 "2010-10-12T11:59:36Z")

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I finally went and looked up euphemism.

:smack:

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/51 "2010-10-12T12:58:43Z")

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For my part, I think the technical terms are the most polite terms. If I absolutely had to talk about these subjects with my aging parents and their freinds, I’d much rather use “feces” or “having sex” (Maybe “making love”) rather than “poo” or “doing it,” which seem childish and silly.

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**Author:** ![DragonAsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DragonAsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DragonAsh)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/52 "2010-10-12T13:40:02Z")

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1. doo-doo
2. golden shower
3. Kootchy
4. man throttle
5. My scrotum (sung to the tune of “My Sharona”
6. hooters
7. The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
8. shaking the dew off the lily
9. flogging the dolphin
10. two cards short of a full deck

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/53 "2010-10-12T14:26:01Z")

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> [@DragonAsh](#):
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> 1. My scrotum (sung to the tune of “My Sharona”

and of course with Cheech’s accent!

#8 -I’ve been using or “I’ve got a big file to download” or “I’ve got a file queued up for download” lately

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/54 "2010-10-12T14:29:38Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> > [@anyrose](#):
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> > after reading the other entries - it looks like I’m the only one who knows the definition of [euphemism](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/euphemism).
> 
> Yeah, I was afraid of that. I declined to participate in this Feud because I predicted that there would be two completely different interpretations of what was being asked for.

I think a lot of us literally screwed the figurative pooch on this one.

I nominate that we finish off this Fued, then do it again with _actual euphemisms_.

Anyone?

Do we have a quorum?

How about a junta?

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**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/55 "2010-10-12T14:53:05Z")

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1. Shit
2. Piss
3. Pussy
4. Cock
5. Balls
6. Tits
7. Fucking
8. Taking a crap
9. Jerking off
10. Craziness

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/56 "2010-10-12T16:57:54Z")

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1. shit
2. pee
3. pussy
4. wang
5. balls
6. the girls
7. making love
8. taking a dump
9. jerking off
10. crazy

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/57 "2010-10-12T18:07:54Z")

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> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> ETA : Aw, man, why is everyone saying “Balls” for “Scrotum?” Balls are testicles, for fuck’s sake!

Seriously, man.

The testes are the balls, the scrotum is the ball_sack_.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/58 "2010-10-12T18:21:26Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> > [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> > Yeah, I was afraid of that. I declined to participate in this Feud because I predicted that there would be two completely different interpretations of what was being asked for.
> 
> I think a lot of us literally screwed the figurative pooch on this one.
> 
> I nominate that we finish off this Fued, then do it again with _actual euphemisms_.
> 
> Anyone?
> 
> Do we have a quorum?
> 
> How about a junta?

if we’re going to redo the feud, then those of us who actually read all the rules and followed directions should be allowed to post new lists with slang and or vulgar answers

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/59 "2010-10-12T18:42:47Z")

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But isn’t the object of the game to list the most popular answers, not the most factually correct ones?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-thats-so-dirty-by-biggirl-game-over/556637/60 "2010-10-12T19:29:10Z")

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> [@Wheelz](#):
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> But isn’t the object of the game to list the most popular answers, not the most factually correct ones?

The purpose is to read the rules first, then give what you think are popular answers. If answers are given on a assumption of the criteria rather than the actual criteria, then the answers are completely wrong, no matter how popular.

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