I’m rather surprised that Eye of the Tiger was so popular-- I thought for sure that Brown-Eyed Girl would be a conch. I think that was the biggest thing driving down my score, though apparently everyone else overpays for sunglasses, too.
Well, I’d have scored a lot higher if I’d said ‘boobs.’ Or if I’d picked a real famous person instead of a fictional one. Ugh.
Cool feud, thanks! 
Well, I obviously don’t know a thing about eyes, but that was fun - thanks!
Walter Cronkite? Really? :smack:
This would be an awesome sig line!
Sarah Palin and Her Boobies would be a damn fine band name.
Seriously? Y’all would pay $50 for a pair of shades?
The future is very bright!
How about just “Palin’s Boobies”?
or another name for the Tea Party.
Woo-hoo! Low score! Oh, wait - this isn’t golf.
I’d kill for $50 shades, but then I get prescription sunglasses.
So I come in third because I think Dopers buy cheap-ass sunglasses. 
Congratulations, Swampy!
OMG top ten! Yay for me.
I think any title that starts with the word in question will have an automatic advantage–I mean Eyes Wide Shut? I’d be willing to bet 2/3 of the people who listed it never saw it, but it was the first title that came to mind because it starts with “Eye”
That answer still makes more sense than Tom Cruise. 
Maybe he needs glasses when he stares at boobs??
All kidding aside, I’m going to rescore this myself and give boobs a zero. I’m not completely oblivious to sensual charms but a woman’s face is surely primary focus; I can’t believe I’m unique that way. Even if a lascivious thought causes my gaze to slip below the neckline, the bosom would be low priority.
Uhh … people? If you want septimus to play with you, all culture questions will have to explicitly disallow answers from the last 35 years. 
You’re not unique that way; I’m a face guy, too. But I also knew that breasts would be a more popular answer, so I went for the points.
And the last pair of sunglasses I got, I paid zero dollars for. And they’re real sunglasses, not just the glare-glasses that you guys are all paying fifty bucks for: You can safely look at the Sun through them. Of course, you can’t see a blessed thing else, but that’s the price you pay for true coolness.
Will you be able to see us as we get off your lawn?