# The Feud: What Not to Wear \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 17, 2011, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166 "2011-05-17T01:37:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![llcoolbj77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@llcoolbj77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llcoolbj77)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/41 "2011-05-17T17:14:17Z")

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1. Orion’s constellation
2. Skin
3. Pirate
4. Purse
5. Kangaroo
6. Luggage
7. Remote Control
8. Toilet Tank
9. Throw Pillow
10. Doughnut

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/42 "2011-05-17T17:15:34Z")

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1. Car
2. Mattress
3. Fishing Pole
4. Purse
5. Backpack
6. Backpack
7. Remote Control
8. Tent
9. Tent
10. Golf Course

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**Author:** ![charmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/53a042/32.png) [@charmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/charmstr)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/43 "2011-05-17T17:19:42Z")

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1. car seat
2. skin
3. velcro
4. MG Midget convertible top
5. pool table
6. subway car
7. elevator
8. doggie door
9. soft sided suitcase
10. butt

I worked hardest on number 6 since it seemed to me that most of the obvious answers involved using the strap to wear something. Not clothing admittedly, but it felt like a cheat, so I skipped over purse, guitar, camera and dildo even though they were the first things I thought of.

This is fun.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/44 "2011-05-17T17:32:10Z")

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1. Car
2. Suitcase
3. Fishing pole
4. Purse
5. Pool table
6. Camera
7. Remote control
8. Airplane
9. Backpack
10. Doughnut

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/45 "2011-05-17T17:38:39Z")

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1. Orion
2. Mattress
3. Hanger
4. Wallet
5. Kangaroo
6. Backpack
7. Teddy bear
8. Envelope
9. Sleeping bag
10. Doughnut

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/46 "2011-05-17T17:38:45Z")

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1. car seat
2. merchandise
3. fishing pole
4. purse
5. pool table
6. backpack
7. computer
8. tarp
9. suitcase
10. doughnut

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/47 "2011-05-17T17:41:00Z")

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Quoth **Hal Briston** :

> [@](#):
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> I’m going to pass on this one, just because I’d wind up writing “sex toy” 10 times.

What? A sheep doesn’t have _any_ of those things!

But seriously, my first thought for “strap” was “dildo”.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/48 "2011-05-17T18:05:45Z")

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1. boxer
2. web page
3. story
4. Rice Krispies
5. pool table
6. molasses
7. computer
8. tent
9. tent
10. bucket

ETA: Awesome. I think I might have the first zero score in feud history.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/49 "2011-05-17T21:57:28Z")

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1. car engine
2. pictures on facebook
3. professional bowlers
4. sugar snap peas
5. pool table
6. parachute
7. elevator floor panel
8. red-rope portfolio
9. food storage bags
10. donuts  
I predict I will be in the bottom five! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/50 "2011-05-17T22:55:22Z")

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1. Car
2. Mattress
3. Fishing rod
4. Lid
5. Kangaroo
6. Backpack
7. Elevator
8. Envelope
9. Backpack
10. Sink

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/51 "2011-05-18T00:57:33Z")

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1. car engine
2. mattress
3. fishing line/pole
4. fingers
5. kangaroo
6. luggage
7. president’s hotline phone
8. airplane wing
9. tent
10. golfing green

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/52 "2011-05-18T01:12:32Z")

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Disappointed (and somewhat surprised) no one has answered “ass” for question #10.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/53 "2011-05-18T01:26:09Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> Disappointed (and somewhat surprised) no one has answered “ass” for question #10.

Well, there is one “butt”…

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**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/54 "2011-05-18T19:08:59Z")

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1. vacuum
2. yard sale item
3. pirate
4. id card holder
5. folder
6. purse
7. camera
8. tent
9. sleeping bag
10. drain

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/55 "2011-05-18T19:20:38Z")

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1. car engine
2. mattress
3. fishing line
4. Rice Krispies
5. backpack
6. camera
7. remote control
8. tent
9. purse
10. donut

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/56 "2011-05-20T12:40:29Z")

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1. Seat
2. Mattress
3. fishing pole
4. Fingers
5. Backpack
6. tent
7. radio
8. tent
9. tent
10. golf course

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/57 "2011-05-20T19:22:19Z")

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1. Solar System
2. message board posting
3. pirate
4. ginger
5. pool table
6. dominatrix
7. computer
8. political campaign
9. bag
10. wall

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/58 "2011-05-20T22:22:09Z")

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By my count,\*\* Elendil’s Heir\*\* is # 50!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/59 "2011-05-21T12:34:31Z")

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1. solar system
2. mattress
3. pirate
4. fingers
5. kangaroo
6. dildo
7. remote control
8. cereal box
9. tent
10. golf course

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-feud-what-not-to-wear-game-over/582166/60 "2011-05-21T12:53:26Z")

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I count **Thudlow Boink** as #50.

I’ll notify the mods to mark this game over.

I probably won’t be able to score this until tomorrow, unfortunately. Big day planned with my birthday boy husband! 😉

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